Conquer Club

mookiemcgee wrote:Can you guys map rank my balls please

mookiemcgee| Cook -3845pts | 1/2307) | Gladiator (7.41) |

mookiemcgee wrote:Can you guys map rank my balls please

Your balls rank 1,395,628,355th in the world. Bigger than Kim Jong-Un, but smaller than Kim Jong-Il.

Dukasaur wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:Can you guys map rank my balls please

Your balls rank 1,395,628,355th in the world. Bigger than Kim Jong-Un, but smaller than Kim Jong-Il.

I don't know about your balls but I rate duke's comment 9.

2dimes wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:Can you guys map rank my balls please

Your balls rank 1,395,628,355th in the world. Bigger than Kim Jong-Un, but smaller than Kim Jong-Il.

I don't know about your balls but I rate duke's comment 9.

Wow, My balls suck... Oh wait typo... Suck my balls. Yeah that's it.

Can someone please maprank me, curious how poor my team games are.

shoop76 wrote:Can someone please maprank me, curious how poor my team games are.

and me

Extreme Ways wrote:

shoop76 wrote:Can someone please maprank me, curious how poor my team games are.

and me

doubs tripps quads.Cook -812pts. 379 from 709(53%) 649 (61) Serial Killer (55%)592 Equalitarian (0.868)

polly.Corporal 1st Class +210pts. 202 from 319(63%) 37 (0) Murderer (40%)39 Gladiator (3.422)

total.Cook -602pts 581 from 1028(57%) 668 (70) Serial Killer (52%)865 Brawler (1.231)

your welcome

shoop76 wrote:Can someone please maprank me, curious how poor my team games are.

the amount of games you have played it takes a while to map rank you so these are your totals only and best map or highest pt map.

polly,doubs,tripps,quads.Field Marshal +4368pts 4999 from 9337(54%) 3523 (231) Serial Killer (53%)8077 Equalitarian (1.026)
Treasures Of Galapagos Major +1075pts. 224 from 372(60%) 366 Serial Killer (59%)233 Equalitarian (1.048)

your welcome

Get off my map shoop.

ooge wrote:

Extreme Ways wrote:

shoop76 wrote:Can someone please maprank me, curious how poor my team games are.

and me

doubs tripps quads.Cook -812pts. 379 from 709(53%) 649 (61) Serial Killer (55%)592 Equalitarian (0.868)

polly.Corporal 1st Class +210pts. 202 from 319(63%) 37 (0) Murderer (40%)39 Gladiator (3.422)

total.Cook -602pts 581 from 1028(57%) 668 (70) Serial Killer (52%)865 Brawler (1.231)

your welcome

Damn this SUCKS lol. Thanks.

Dukasaur wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:Can you guys map rank my balls please

Your balls rank 1,395,628,355th in the world. Bigger than Kim Jong-Un, but smaller than Kim Jong-Il.

Upon second look I'm pretty happy with this Duku! If the world has roughly 7.5 billion peeps, and roughly half are men that puts me slightly above average in ball size. Not big enough to actually gain the capability to fire Nukes at the USA in my lifetime, but likely large enough to create a son who might achieve that goal in his lifetime.

Extreme Ways wrote:

ooge wrote:

Extreme Ways wrote:

shoop76 wrote:Can someone please maprank me, curious how poor my team games are.

and me

doubs tripps quads.Cook -812pts. 379 from 709(53%) 649 (61) Serial Killer (55%)592 Equalitarian (0.868)

polly.Corporal 1st Class +210pts. 202 from 319(63%) 37 (0) Murderer (40%)39 Gladiator (3.422)

total.Cook -602pts 581 from 1028(57%) 668 (70) Serial Killer (52%)865 Brawler (1.231)

your welcome

Damn this SUCKS lol. Thanks.

Actually I think this is partly explained by battle royales, most notably the Hive won. I dropped some 1k points after that

What do battle royales have to do with team or poly games?

Extreme Ways wrote:

ooge wrote:

Extreme Ways wrote:

shoop76 wrote:Can someone please maprank me, curious how poor my team games are.

and me

doubs tripps quads.Cook -812pts. 379 from 709(53%) 649 (61) Serial Killer (55%)592 Equalitarian (0.868)

polly.Corporal 1st Class +210pts. 202 from 319(63%) 37 (0) Murderer (40%)39 Gladiator (3.422)

total.Cook -602pts 581 from 1028(57%) 668 (70) Serial Killer (52%)865 Brawler (1.231)

your welcome

Damn this SUCKS lol. Thanks.

your pollys good..team win% could be better..but if your playing a lot of say 8 player doubs that would explain that but then your pts should be higher.

iAmCaffeine wrote:What do battle royales have to do with team or poly games?

good question.

iAmCaffeine wrote:What do battle royales have to do with team or poly games?

Win BRs, achieve higher score, lose more points per game. Aside from Madness in Rio games I've had this year I almost only play poly and team, with the occasional freestyle FFA game. I can only speak for the past few years as I dont know how well my teamgames were before I was like, 14, but I do know that I dropped from 4800 to 3800 playing mostly poly/teamgames because 4800 was never my level for example.

I don't think you'd drop 1000pts if you were winning most of your team games though.

iAmCaffeine wrote:I don't think you'd drop 1000pts if you were winning most of your team games though.

So lets say I have a "skill level" of 3800 when I play poly/team games. I suddenly win a Hive battle royale which brings me to 4800. Actual numbers were a bit different because I started lower but I dropped 1k points playing teamgames. Say I play a major of 2400 points. I get 10 points for a win and lose 40 for a loss. It's easy to see how I can win most of my games and still lose points.

If you have the skill level of 3800 in team/poly games you shouldn't be dropping in score by playing majors.

iAmCaffeine wrote:If you have the skill level of 3800 in team/poly games you shouldn't be dropping in score by playing majors.

I should if I have a score of 4800. I still am surprised even after taking that into account though

mookiemcgee wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:Can you guys map rank my balls please

Your balls rank 1,395,628,355th in the world. Bigger than Kim Jong-Un, but smaller than Kim Jong-Il.

Upon second look I'm pretty happy with this Duku! If the world has roughly 7.5 billion peeps, and roughly half are men that puts me slightly above average in ball size. Not big enough to actually gain the capability to fire Nukes at the USA in my lifetime, but likely large enough to create a son who might achieve that goal in his lifetime.

That was my intention. I wouldn't be cruel enough to put you below the median, but I figured if I put you in the top quintile it would go to your head. So I stuck you somewhere high enough to feel good about yourself, but not so high as to become vain.

Dukasaur polly,doubs tripps quads and highest pt. map

Cadet32 -132pts. 859 from 1873(46%) 1156 (125) Murderer (45%)199 Brawler (1.379)
Baltic Crusades3 Sergeant 1st Class137 +463pts. 104 from 181(57%) 94 Murderer (37%)31 Gladiator (2.895)

keefie. polly doubs tripps quads

Cadet74 -174pts. 1589 from 3001(53%) 1942 (152) Serial Killer (52%)2721 Equalitarian (1.083)