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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:06 pm
by Vincent M
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding out someone had diarrhea and shat in your lentil soup
(I know you are thinking of gaging don't throw up on the comp)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:43 pm
by diddle
finding more than one worm in you apple
Re: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:56 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
chewyman wrote:A nuclear holocaust.
Discuss.
Eating a dead baby?
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:07 pm
by Balsiefen
Dancing Mustard wrote:dyingfetus wrote:I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!
Actually I can think of a few things worse than those:
1. Dyingfetus trying to find a way to mention Cannibal Corpse, or making some reference to death metal music in every post he makes; just because he thinks it'll make him look badass.
2. Listening to Dyingfetus whinging and whining about behind my back because he's upset at how badly he got humiliated in Flame Wars.
3. People who suck at Flame Wars coming to Funny Farm to bitch about people they're too scared to flame directly.
4. Having Dancing Mustard remind you what a fucking cowardly emo-wannabe you are with the whole Funny Farm watching.
Be a man about it DyingFaeces, if you want to talk trash to me then come to Flame Wars and try to be a man about it, but for f*ck's sake don't try to hide from me while you make snivelling little comments in the Funny Farm. I thought you were trying to convince us that you're a badass child-eating hardcore psycho (I mean, you must be right, listening to all that death-metal?), not some blouse-wearing transvestite with a weak-bladder and no bollocks.
Um. You dont like him much do you.
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:56 pm
by unriggable
Prison Sex is worse than finding a worm in an apple...
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:28 pm
by john1099
being in the middle of taking your turns, to find out that you forgot to pay the internet bill
then you have to go outside, pick an apple, because you forgot to buy food.
Only to realize that there is indeed a worm in your apple, but you have no way of reporting your findings to the CC public!
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:57 am
by Hitman079
2dimes wrote:She Wolf wrote:finding an apple in my worm?
i don't know why, but that
face made me laugh
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:59 am
by Skittles!
unriggable wrote:Prison Sex is worse than finding a worm in an apple...
Are you sure of that?
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:25 am
by Hitman079
just imagined being ass-raped.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:13 am
by reverend_kyle
the_monstermash wrote:i know
then why did you argue with him about it.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:47 am
by MeDeFe
Hitman079 wrote:just imagined being ass-raped.
Does it involve an apple?
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:52 am
by Skittles!
MeDeFe wrote:Hitman079 wrote:just imagined being ass-raped.
Does it involve an apple?
It involves fisting an apple up your rectum, but yeah.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:02 am
by MeDeFe
Thought so, is there a worm in the apple?
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:03 am
by Skittles!
Unfortunatly.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:05 am
by MeDeFe
Now that IS bad.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:06 am
by Skittles!
So we're learnt that getting fisted by an apple up your rectum with a worm in it is worst than just having an worm in your apple.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:17 am
by AlgyTaylor
finding an apple in your worm?
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:18 am
by MeDeFe
We already had that.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:29 am
by AlgyTaylor
damn. I thought I was being clever.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:33 am
by heavycola
MeDeFe wrote:Thought so, is there a worm in the apple?
If there wasn't when you started, there will be by the time you finish
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:44 am
by MeDeFe
Wouldn't that make it apple puree?
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:01 am
by Minister Masket
What's worse?
Finding out that E-Sure can actually save you money.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:07 pm
by Cheesemore
Your in a public restroom with your friends, you go into a stall to take a dump (though you should probibly leave it instead
) and when you're done you relize there is no toliet paper
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:16 pm
by 2dimes
So what's the problem, not wearing socks?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:19 pm
by Gold Knight
Cheesemore wrote:Your in a public restroom with your friends, you go into a stall to take a dump (though you should probibly leave it instead
) and when you're done you relize there is no toliet paper
Id first use the wall, spelling my name out. If it was real bad, id move next to the handle of the toilet flusher to make sure no one else uses this bathroom for the fear of hand flushing.