Canada Does Not Suck
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- muy_thaiguy
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck
Gotta love that Canadian Bacon!
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
Re: Canada Does Not Suck
The poor little fella probably meant Beehive brand Corn Syrup.
Re: Canada Does Not Suck
notyou2 wrote:Aunt Jemima syrup is TABLE syrup, not beloved Maple Syrup.
Hey, get your own bridge to troll under.
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- WingCmdr Ginkapo
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck
What does this have to do with Conquer club? Any complaints of chat abuse should be reported to the chatters.
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WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:What does this have to do with Conquer club?
Global Chat is a chat function accessible via the home screen, which Conquer Club players can use to talk to each other.
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mrswdk wrote:WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:What does this have to do with Conquer club?
Global Chat is a chat function accessible via the home screen, which Conquer Club players can use to talk to each other.
Thanks honey.

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HEY!!! Why was this moved? It is clearly about global chat even though others have derailed my thread.
So if I derail a CC discussion the thread will be moved?
That's a serious precedent to set.
So if I derail a CC discussion the thread will be moved?
That's a serious precedent to set.

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notyou2 wrote:mrswdk wrote:WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:What does this have to do with Conquer club?
Global Chat is a chat function accessible via the home screen, which Conquer Club players can use to talk to each other.
Thanks honey.
Got your back babycakes.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck
Canada does not suck a bag of dicks. Only because Canada's mouth is full of america's balls.

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BoganGod wrote:Canada does not suck a bag of dicks. Only because Canada's mouth is full of america's balls.
ROFL... Nice one deity!
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nietzsche wrote:notyou2 wrote:I, as a paying member, am outraged with the continuous Canada bashing in the Global Chat. It is high time this nefarious practice is stopped once and for all.
Canada has given the world:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc
-Justin Bieber
-Milk in bags

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Dukasaur wrote:Butters1919 wrote:notyou2 wrote:Canada has given the world:
- Moosehead
- Celine Dion
- etc
As a Canadian, I'm embarrassed about these 2 on your list!
What the f*ck is wrong with Moosehead? Pretty much the best non-premium-priced beer on the planet.
And Celine Dion, while she might not be your taste or mine, is objectively speaking one of the world's most successful singers.
I definitely would have added Rush to the list.
Plus:
- Donald Sutherland, and of course his spinoff, Keifer Sutherland
- Skidoos
- insulin
- the CANDU reactor
- Dan Aykroyd
- Eugene Levy, John Candy, and Rick Moranis
- Canadian Club
- Conquer Club
- the Robertson screwdriver
- canola oil
- Sonar
- Coffee Crisp
- lacrosse
- the Wonderbra
- plexiglass
- the Bloody Ceasar
- McGill University
- Matt Groening
- theory of plate tectonics
- mapping the visual cortex of the brain
- discovery of stem cells
- Northern Dancer
- Farley Mowat
- the Blackberry (may have fallen on hard times now, but was the trailblazer in its field)
- the Guess Who
- Neil Young
- arctic char
- Kraft dinner
- fiddleheads
- chokeberries
- and of course, peanut butter
Matt Groening is an Oregonian you canuck bastard.
-TG
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does that means he gets high with oregano?
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- KoolBak
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He's from Eugene....he gets high the normal way just like the rest of those liberal hippies 
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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I hear Trey Parker is better than Matt Groening.
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He gets high on life, because that's the real thrill.
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Re: Canada Does Not Suck
Some pretty funny people are Canadian. Here is a small sample of some of the more famous funny Canadians...
Will Arnett
Dan Aykroyd
Brent Butt
John Candy
Jim Carrey
Michael Cera
Tommy Chong
Joe Flaherty
Dave Foley
Michael J. Fox
Rick Green
Tom Green
Phil Hartman
Ron James
Cathy Jones
Eugene Levy
Rich Little
Norm MacDonald
Howie Mandel
Rick Mercer
Lorne Michaels
Rick Moranis
Mike Myers
Leslie Nielsen
Catherine O'Hara
Ryan Reynolds
Seth Rogen
William Shatner
Martin Short
Frank Shuster
Steve Smith
Alan Thicke
Dave Thomas
Johnny Wayne
Will Arnett
Dan Aykroyd
Brent Butt
John Candy
Jim Carrey
Michael Cera
Tommy Chong
Joe Flaherty
Dave Foley
Michael J. Fox
Rick Green
Tom Green
Phil Hartman
Ron James
Cathy Jones
Eugene Levy
Rich Little
Norm MacDonald
Howie Mandel
Rick Mercer
Lorne Michaels
Rick Moranis
Mike Myers
Leslie Nielsen
Catherine O'Hara
Ryan Reynolds
Seth Rogen
William Shatner
Martin Short
Frank Shuster
Steve Smith
Alan Thicke
Dave Thomas
Johnny Wayne
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
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Yeah I bet you have impressed the Americans pointing out Joe Flaherty and Cathy Jones. Discovering they are Canadian is probably shocking.
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I dunno.....drank a crapload of McNaughtons last night.....not feeling the love for the Great White Hosers this morning
I'm sure I posted this before....worthy of doing it again....great video ;o) Me and Dimey last time we met....lmao
I'm sure I posted this before....worthy of doing it again....great video ;o) Me and Dimey last time we met....lmao
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
― Voltaire
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nietzsche wrote:nietzsche wrote:notyou2 wrote:I, as a paying member, am outraged with the continuous Canada bashing in the Global Chat. It is high time this nefarious practice is stopped once and for all.
Canada has given the world:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc
-Justin Bieber
-Milk in bags

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Re: Canada Does Not Suck
nietzsche wrote:
Wow, who dat?


