Conquer Club

MudPuppy wrote:He's real alright... Damn Easter Bunny just egged my house:

You sure it wasn't Bieber? It had to be Bieber...

The fact that we're debating whether the Easter Bunny is legit, by definition makes the bunny not legit.

Nobody debates whether your 1st grade English teacher is legit. Or the firefighter down the street. Or the guy at the corner store. They're all so obviously legit that you're crazy for insinuating that they are not legit.

Easter Bunny on the other hand. If we need to have the debate at all, then not legit.

How legit is the Easter Bunny? Here's photographic evidence.

that's the playboy bunny hef wants her back!

the easter bunny is like field of dreams...if you believe in it, it will come!

muy_thaiguy wrote:How legit is the Easter Bunny? Here's photographic evidence.

What do these 'War Eggs', 'Greek Eggs' etc do?

mrswdk wrote:What do these 'War Eggs', 'Greek Eggs' etc do?

make you ask what they do

The bunny rabbit at came from Pagan festivals celebrating Eostre, the goddess of Spring. As Eostre never named a father for the rabbit and was not married, he is therefore most definitely an illegitimate child.

Army of GOD wrote:

mrswdk wrote:What do these 'War Eggs', 'Greek Eggs' etc do?

make you ask what they do

f*ck they got me

Just waiting on judges replies... the second random checkin is effective from right now, but we need the updated scores to go ahead.

DoomYoshi wrote:Just waiting on judges replies... the second random checkin is effective from right now, but we need the updated scores to go ahead.

The Easter Bunny is not legit. If the Easter Bunny magic were real, scores would be updated in real-time.

TheQuietOne wrote:The Easter Bunny is not legit. If the Easter Bunny magic were real, scores would be updated in real-time.

Some of EB's helpers are slacker's for sure. However, bunnies are super-intelligent, strong, and fast magical creatures.
Why do you think magicians are always pulling rabbits out of their hats? HINT: It ain't the magician doing the work.
Other than the whole Tortoise/Hare debacle back in 590 BC, bunnies have been smokin' the competition when it comes to speed.
Anybunny who can, unarmed, take out King Arthur and his men without breaking a sweat can certainly take on the task of delivering baskets to kids.

Yes. No explanation needed, it's known.

Score Update
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Team Legit:
thelord 3
stevepara 3
babagonosh 3
Hannibal 19 2
kuthoer 3
dakky21 2
MoB Deadly 3
Army of GOD 6
big-bad 2
c c 1
MudPuppy 1
Quirk 2
Lord_bremen 2
Gcool 2
kahunah 1

Pts: 36 + 25 votes = 61 Pts

Team Illegit
AndyDufresne 2
mrswdk 4
TheQuietOne 4
Swifte 4
elonpuckhog 3
jonesthecurl 2
notyou2 3
loutil 2

Team Total: 24 + 16 votes + 10 balance points (to offset the last free 10 points)= 50 pts

After adding 10 Points:
thelord 3
stevepara 3
babagonosh 3
Hannibal 19 2
kuthoer 3
dakky21 2
MoB Deadly 3
Army of GOD 7
big-bad 2
c c 1
MudPuppy 3
Quirk 2
Lord_bremen 2
Gcool 2
kahunah 2
BunnRee 1
ztodd 2
4*general 1
JJ41375 1
muy_thaiguy 1

So, you can figure out where the scoring gaps are by where I put my posts. Nobody who got one of the 10 free points got it with a post that has been scored! Those posts will all be scored tonight and then the final batch will go out for scoring at midnight.

More proof the whole thing is a farce.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/easter-2014-funny-photos-kids-lap-giant-bunny-1445317

The bunny looks different in every picture. It is patently obvious that there is an evil person inside the bunny suits scaring children to tears. What kind of sadistic ritual is this? This needs to stop.

Score Update
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Team Legit:
thelord 3
stevepara 3
babagonosh 3
Hannibal 19 2
kuthoer 3
dakky21 2
MoB Deadly 3
Army of GOD 7
big-bad 2
c c 1
MudPuppy 7
Quirk 2
Lord_bremen 2
Gcool 2
kahunah 2
BunnRee 2
ztodd 3
4*general 2
JJ41375 3
muy_thaiguy 3

Pts: 57 + 25 votes = 82 Pts

Team Illegit
AndyDufresne 2
mrswdk 7
TheQuietOne 8
Swifte 4
elonpuckhog 4
jonesthecurl 2
notyou2 3
loutil 2
Royal Panda 3
betiko 2

Team Total: 37 + 16 votes + 20 balance points (to offset the last free 10 points)= 73 pts

After adding 20 Points:
thelord 3
stevepara 3
babagonosh 3
Hannibal 19 2
kuthoer 3
dakky21 2
MoB Deadly 3
Army of GOD 9
big-bad 2
c c 1
MudPuppy 14
Quirk 2
Lord_bremen 2
Gcool 2
kahunah 4
BunnRee 2
ztodd 5
4*general 2
JJ41375 5
muy_thaiguy 5
Gillipig 3


Now it is crunchtime everyone! 4.5 hours left... get in those responses!

Proof that the Easter Bunny is real:


Our understanding of Easter Bunny is a being than which no greater can be conceived..
The idea of Easter Bunny exists in the mind.
A being that exists both in the mind and in reality is greater than a being that exists only in the mind.
If Easter Bunny only exists in the mind, then we can conceive of a greater being—that which exists in reality.
We cannot imagine something that is greater than Easter Bunny.
Therefore, Easter Bunny exists.

The Easter bunny is Santa..... & Santa is real thus, by strong deductive reasoning, the bunny is too legit to quit.

When Jack Skellington ordered Lock, Stock, & Barrel to capture Santa Claus, they went through the wrong magical door and came back with The REAL Easter Bunny by mistake. Luckily EB escaped Halloween Town, with his little cotton tail tucked between his legs, before Oogie Boogie could get to him and he'll still be able to deliver treats to the children tomorrow morning.



Happy Easter, Everyone!!!

So I was at the grocery store yesterday and there was a large display of chocolates and marshmallows and generally tasty stuff. And there was a guy there saying that he was buying treats for his children for Easter morning.

This guy was buying them. Not the Easter Bunny. That makes the Bunny not legit.

The Easter Bunny is not legit because bunnies do not lay eggs, because a rabbit is a MAMMAL. The only theory that could ever support the Easter Bunny being legit is that he only delivers the eggs. Meanwhile, he has a bunch of chicken slaves creating eggs year round.

For this he'd need the Easter Bunny factory, for which the Easter Bunny and all of his chicken slaves work at year round and then deliver those eggs world wide in a single night.

That's the only theory possible to how he can even have eggs to deliver on Easter.

But we can conclude that the Easter Bunny is not legit by the simple fact alone, that bunnies do NOT lay eggs. If it was the Easter Chicken, that would be legit. As it is a bunny and a mammal, it simply is not.

I have seen several pics and videos on facebook of parents hiding eggs. Proof once again that this is a farce.

Eggs come from birds/lizards - definately not bunnys

And women... so are womens bunnys ive seen picts of that...

My argument for the eastern bunny not existing is that when i grew up we had a rabbit farm.. yeah we actually did. so at the tender age of 5, we kids used to gather at my place to see mom smash a pice of wood in the bunnys head, stick it, skin it and cook it!

So if u take rabbit u pre steak it, then mix it up with some mushrooms, garlic, onions and pasta u put it in a oven safe container... and sprinkle heavily with parmesan cheese ontop... well dead eastern bunny yum yum!

Score Update
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Team Illegit
AndyDufresne 2
mrswdk 7
TheQuietOne 11
Swifte 4
elonpuckhog 4
jonesthecurl 2
notyou2 7
loutil 2
Royal Panda 3
betiko 2
jak1111 2
Lord Arioch 2
grt 1

Total = 49 + 21 votes + 40 balance points = 110 points

Team Legit:
thelord 3
stevepara 3
babagonosh 3
Hannibal 19 2
kuthoer 3
dakky21 2
MoB Deadly 3
Army of GOD 11
big-bad 2
c c 1
MudPuppy 19
Quirk 2
Lord_bremen 2
Gcool 2
kahunah 4
BunnRee 2
ztodd 5
4*general 2
JJ41375 5
muy_thaiguy 5
Gillipig 4
ActionJackson007 1

Total = 86 + 27 votes = 113 points

Just the final batch of posts to score.

After adding 5 points to all the winners:
thelord 8
stevepara 8
babagonosh 8
Hannibal 19 7
kuthoer 8
dakky21 7
MoB Deadly 8
Army of GOD 16
big-bad 7
c c 6
MudPuppy 24
Quirk 7
Lord_bremen 7
Gcool 7
kahunah 9
BunnRee 7
ztodd 10
4*general 7
JJ41375 10
muy_thaiguy 10
Gillipig 9
ActionJackson007 6


TOP 5

1. MudPuppy 24
2. Army of GOD 16
3. TheQuietOne 11
4. muy_thaiguy 10; ztodd 10; JJ41375 10

I am so happy that AOG does not get naming rights.