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Gillipig wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Hello, my name is Gillipig, but you can call me daddy if you want. *but only if you are young and attractive and do not have a penis...anywhere on your body....penis tattoos exlududed...those are HOT!*


TeeGee wrote:Who am I?


WHO, AM, I ?

I AM GARY

You can't be Gary, I know a guy named Gary, and it isn't you!


I imagine you, Gillipig, walking around with a glass of milk, taking little sips and making wise-ass comments annoying everyone.

It's better to be a wise ass than a dumb ass.



What about the glass of milk though? Am I correct, you walk around taking little sips of you glass of milk?
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nietzsche wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Hello, my name is Gillipig, but you can call me daddy if you want. *but only if you are young and attractive and do not have a penis...anywhere on your body....penis tattoos exlududed...those are HOT!*


TeeGee wrote:Who am I?


WHO, AM, I ?

I AM GARY

You can't be Gary, I know a guy named Gary, and it isn't you!


I imagine you, Gillipig, walking around with a glass of milk, taking little sips and making wise-ass comments annoying everyone.

It's better to be a wise ass than a dumb ass.



What about the glass of milk though? Am I correct, you walk around taking little sips of you glass of milk?

All I have to say is that I'm trying to find that hidden camera of yours.
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this whole thread is sounding like an AA meeting gone wrong...

my two cents: I'm too lazy to type my own name (and it's right over there -> ) so call me FP... or Ishmael if you like, I don't care. I've been lurking in here for years, and may one day actually bother playing risk again some day, but not today... I'm also the resident philosopher soldier (literally on both parts as I almost minored in philosophy in college, and am active duty military) and I've got a bad habit of playing devils advocate just for the sake of debate.
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Hello i am targetman377 i hail form Minnesota
*pauses so all can say my name*
I have been a conquer club addict for many years i am now reformed as i have not played a game recently......

oh about myself favorite animal: Elephant
favorite color: gold

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Nice to meet you. Tell us what you do for a living.
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notyou2 wrote:Nice to meet you. Tell us what you do for a living.


Women.

Bollocks.
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[Insert Serbia has a small penis joke here]
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i work for an Alarm company Insert Andy falls down presses his bottom I have fallen and can't get up!!!!! I am there for you :D
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targetman377 wrote:i work for an Alarm company Insert Andy falls down presses his bottom I have fallen and can't get up!!!!! I am there for you :D


So every time Andy touches his ass, you come running to see him again? Kinky.

Bollocks.
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I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.
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mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?
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If it is not a problem then we need not worry it!

So does it work in reverse, that someone who has lots of sex must more exciting?
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You know what they say: if she's a virgin she's probably a sturgeon
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Or maybe a virgin just don't feel the urgin'.
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One of my grandpa's schoolyard nicknames was "The Virgin Sturgeon," for reasons that make sense and are NOT related to sexytime or bony fishes.
I think this counts as introducing myself. Also, I live in Korea. Bam. We're now intimately familiar.
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spurgistan wrote:One of my grandpa's schoolyard nicknames was "The Virgin Sturgeon," for reasons that make sense and are NOT related to sexytime or bony fishes.
I think this counts as introducing myself. Also, I live in Korea. Bam. We're now intimately familiar.

Speaking of Korea spurg, how are things over there?
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My nephew's there too.
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I'm going to Israel for work in a week...
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pimpdave wrote:I'm going to Israel for work in a week...


What kind of work?
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He's helping them build an internet so that they can access CC.
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jonesthecurl wrote:My nephew's there too.


No way! The weather is nice, for the like 3 months the weather is nice. Cherry blossoms are goin'. Things are quite nice. What's up in old Wyoming?
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Spring time is finally hitting, though I just had ankle surgery so I've been homebound for the most part.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Spring time is finally hitting, though I just had ankle surgery so I've been homebound for the most part.


Air guitar tragedy?
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I still have not finding my ideal husband. Is it bad that I am a virgin? I am by my friends told that Western men do not like that.


aslans answer : you or any woman will never find the ideal husband, because there is none ( at least your brain thinks of ideality)

Virginity is a good indicator of being boring, but that's subjective, so it depends on the potential couple's age, maturity, expectations, etc.

Also, are you mentioning your alleged virginity to get attention? Why?


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notyou2 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Spring time is finally hitting, though I just had ankle surgery so I've been homebound for the most part.


Air guitar tragedy?

No, of course not. Air banjo, jeez. I'm not some amateur.
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