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z19z4 wrote:satan owns the fence


What does Jesus own?

Now now, I'm not Christian, but I have a feeling I need to do this around you:

FORGIVE ME CHRIST, FOR I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU. REPENT MY SINS, I BELIEVE.

Something like that, right?
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It doesn't matter who you worship. We all die in the end. What happens after death? It doesn't matter, you won't remember your life anyway.
Why should anything happen after life if nothing happened before life (do you remember anything if you existed in any from before you lived)?
Let's assume there is an "after life",
If you (or your soul, whatever) "lives" for eternity after death, why should the consequences of a 60-80 years life weigh more than your deeds throughout eternity?
Life is too short to be concerned with the after-life. Concentrate on respecting other beings, concentrate on making your life mean something.there are 2 are given facts: You live, you die. Anything else is a mere speculation.
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Skittles! wrote:
z19z4 wrote:satan owns the fence


What does Jesus own?

Now now, I'm not Christian, but I have a feeling I need to do this around you:

FORGIVE ME CHRIST, FOR I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU. REPENT MY SINS, I BELIEVE.

Something like that, right?


JESUS PWNZ MAN! YOUD BETTA REPENT NOW OR HEL KIK UR ASSESS

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All I have to say Aegnor is:

get out of my anus.
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Guilty_Biscuit wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
z19z4 wrote:satan owns the fence


What does Jesus own?

Now now, I'm not Christian, but I have a feeling I need to do this around you:

FORGIVE ME CHRIST, FOR I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU. REPENT MY SINS, I BELIEVE.

Something like that, right?


JESUS PWNZ MAN! YOUD BETTA REPENT NOW OR HEL KIK UR ASSESS

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I REPENT, I REPENT.

FORGIVE ME LORD! TAKEE MEEE
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Skittles! wrote:All I have to say Aegnor is:

get out of my anus.


Gladly, I never liked the smell anyways.
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Aegnor wrote:
Skittles! wrote:All I have to say Aegnor is:

get out of my anus.


Gladly, I never liked the smell anyways.


Good.
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Skittles! wrote:
Aegnor wrote:
Skittles! wrote:All I have to say Aegnor is:

get out of my anus.


Gladly, I never liked the smell anyways.


Good.



ERRR, But you must repent first!
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Aegnor wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
Aegnor wrote:
Skittles! wrote:All I have to say Aegnor is:

get out of my anus.


Gladly, I never liked the smell anyways.


Good.



ERRR, But you must repent first!


I have, but fine.

I REPENT JESUS, TAKE ME WITH YOU. PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS AGAINST YOU, JESUS CHRIST, there's a frog in my shirt.
PLEASE FORGIVE USING YOUR NAME IN VAIN!

Good enough repenting?

Wait:

REPENT, And thou shalt be saved.
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Skittles! wrote:
Aegnor wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
Aegnor wrote:
Skittles! wrote:All I have to say Aegnor is:

get out of my anus.


Gladly, I never liked the smell anyways.


Good.



ERRR, But you must repent first!


I have, but fine.

I REPENT JESUS, TAKE ME WITH YOU. PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS AGAINST YOU, JESUS CHRIST, there's a frog in my shirt.
PLEASE FORGIVE USING YOUR NAME IN VAIN!

Good enough repenting?

Wait:

REPENT, And thou shalt be saved.




NOooooo, that's not NEARLY good enough for me! I don't give a flying fsck about Jesus! I believe in the All Mighty Yoda in the sky! Now repent like you mean it!
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Yoda, I have learnt the Jedi ways, and will only use the Force for good, against evil, and not have any anger, or hate.

Please forgive my earlier judgements on.. that guy.

May the force be with you


Is that good enough?
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Hmm I suppose so, padawan.
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Good.
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All your base are belong by us?

Uuhhh, can't they put that in a proper sentence?
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Guilty_Biscuit wrote:Image


Haha I like. Btw I didn't know they had steroids back then.
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Skittles! wrote:All your base are belong by us?

Uuhhh, can't they put that in a proper sentence?


What you say!!
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You have no chance to survive make your time.
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I should go to bed....

My eyes =(
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vtmarik wrote:
z19z4 wrote:wats ur religon???


In the time it would take to explain just one facet of my religion, a trillion cosmoses would burst into existence and then sink into eternal night.

so you're a wanker then.
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t.e.c wrote:
vtmarik wrote:
z19z4 wrote:wats ur religon???


In the time it would take to explain just one facet of my religion, a trillion cosmoses would burst into existence and then sink into eternal night.

so you're a wanker then.


What's wrong with the 'Wanker' religion?
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I am a sanctified, blood bought, redeemed, spirit filled servant of Jesus Christ. =D>
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Moving on..
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jay_a2j wrote:I am a sanctified, babbling, blood bought, ritualistic, redeemed, superstitious, spirit filled and thoroughly deluded servant of Jesus Christ. =D>
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Skittles! wrote:
t.e.c wrote:
vtmarik wrote:
z19z4 wrote:wats ur religon???


In the time it would take to explain just one facet of my religion, a trillion cosmoses would burst into existence and then sink into eternal night.

so you're a wanker then.


What's wrong with the 'Wanker' religion?

nothing. i'm one, didn't you notice?
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