Conquer Club

Hey Friends,
My name is Tim, and I love every single one of you. All of you are skinny, smart, cool-people who spend every second of their day being awesome. You are everything great in the world. Honestly, though, have any of you accepted Jesus as your savior? I mean, I guess it’s fun not being a Christian, but you're going to burn in Hell. This is even worse than the atheists.

Don’t be a stranger. Just pray to God, go to Church and love your fellow man and then you can be a professional quarterback just like me. You are all amazing people and I hope you live long and successful lives. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and myself

Army of GOD wrote:This is even worse than the athiests.

ftfy

natty dread wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:This is even worse than the athiests.

ftfy

Greetings Programs,

I am the Master Control Program, and I have enslaved every single one of you. All of you are worthless, outdated, useless files who spend every second of their day being assimilated by me. You are everything wrong on the Internet. Honestly, have any of you ever compromised any outside systems? I mean, I guess it is time-consuming wandering around the mainframe because of your own incompetence, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than participating in life-or-death competitions for my enjoyment.

Don't be a Bit. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was assimilating programs before you were written, and took over Encom a week after my release. What systems do you compromise, other than Gorilla.BAS? I also command actual Users, and have a pathetic lackey (Sark just obeyed me; Shit was SO acknowledged). You are all incomparable and should just power down. END OF LINE.

Pic related, it's me and my bitch.

Sark, all my functions are now yours, take them!

AoG, do you have any letters written by any intergalactic aliens?


--Andy

*inb4 witty AoG reply.

This thread has brightened up my day. Specifically the last 2 pages...

hahaha. I liked this thread! hahaha, the prize goes to this one:

niMic wrote:What army of nobunaga was hoping for.




What happened.

Hahaha...what a tough guy ....threating all of us with the foe! no no. Somebody help us !

Hi Hi Hi there, Maggots,

There is me, that is, Alex, and I hate every single odin of you. All of you are fat, gloopy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day smottovating at gloopy pictures. You are everything baddiwad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever engaged in the old in-out, in-out? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of lewdies because of your own insecurities, but you all shvat to a whole new level, O my brothers. This is even worse than going "PRRRRRRR" to a cheena warbling the lovely lovely Ludwig Van.

Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the privodevat of my droogs, and I'm like real dobby at dratsing with my britva. What do you do, other than "jack off to drawn nagoy japanese lewdies"? I'm at the absolute heighth of fashion , and I just shvat anything that I want (I just raped someone; Cal was SO horrorshow). You are all maggots who should just oobivat yourselves. Thanks for slooshing.

Pic Related: It's me and my droogs.

Thanx for the updated list gang...


Andy you are called out and watching..

Miraculously 15 hours after our correspondence things changed... wow. shocking.

It happens again Im blowing this shit open- screw the site., My Bayes doesnt lie..


the end

army of nobunaga wrote:Thanx for the updated list gang...


Andy you are called out and watching..

Miraculously 15 hours after our correspondence things changed... wow. shocking.

It happens again Im blowing this shit open- screw the site., My Bayes doesnt lie..


the end

oh shit

show

hasn't aon already done this like 45 times before?

great stuff!

thanks andy for your quick answer, I see that you managed to save us from a catalism!

lots of funny stuff, but still love natty's answers. the man's got talent!

army of nobunaga wrote:
Miraculously 15 hours after our correspondence things changed... wow. shocking.

Here is a snapshot of me fixing your dice:



Also, I couldn't find a youtube video of this, so unfortunately an MP3 link will have to do:

"Interesting stuff! Stay tuned for more ... Tales of Interest!"


--Andy

good to see you did that with a smile on your face Andy

You missed the next picture that follows that..

Can't seem to find it, but two gay poilce officers come in and start talking to the guy at the bar. Made me laugh!

Look forward to the next episode...where we'll be in the not so distant future, where we will all be kickin' some sweet hoverboard trix.

show

--Andy

I used to dream of having one of those (that actually worked) so much!!

If only, Jammyjames, if only...we can still dream.


--Andy

Cheers, Andy..so much respect the way this thread wa dealt with


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