Conquer Club

Haha, don't worry she's harmless! She runs around and makes bird sounds, and growls as she runs around the house like a banshee. Psycho

Army of GOD wrote:

Hannibał wrote:

OH MY GOD IT LEARNED HOW TO TURN OFF GRAVITY

We're fucked.

More importantly, IT'S WEARING A SCARF.

I believe they call them colors, or her 'flag', Gangster..

That's my wifes doing, she has some dresses too...

that is so funny! Does she climb up the door herself?

Especially when you add water

AAFitz wrote:

Especially when you add water

What in the hell is even happening in this picture?

Our cat has learned some new vocabulary.

She has learned the words "nniwww" and "mrrrwrrt".

shieldgenerator7 wrote:that is so funny! Does she climb up the door herself?

Yeah, there's a screen door out of picture, she climbs that then jumps off onto door. Jumps and perchs ontop of the blinds on the windows as well..

natty_dread wrote:

natty_dread wrote:

The Bison King wrote:

natty_dread wrote:I'm getting a cat in a few months.

Cats are awesome.

Post picture when the cat is acquired.

approval of request dependent on status of camera when cat acquired.

Request for cat pictures approved. Apologies expressed for poor quality of image due to inexperience with a new camera model.

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Pure white, very nice!

Might look a little better with a few black splotches though...



(ignore the white circle, I was lazy and just copied the image from an earlier thread where jonesy was trying to point out a snake he imagined.)

Why is that white circle there Bison?


oh, and all cats are cute no matter what.

Army of GOD wrote:Why is that white circle there Bison?


oh, and all cats are cute no matter what.

Not true.

that's definitely photoshopped

Your mom is definitely photoshopped.





hahahaha...sorry, I've been drinking a bit. No offense to your mom, even though she's photoshopped.

your face is photoshopped... he he just kidding.
but seriously though that is one exception to the rule. Also, I don't like siamese or blue short hair cats whatever they're called or manx cause they have no tail.
But all main coon cats are cute. (ours is a main coon)

haha....yeah, most cats are cute as hell...but there is always an exception. Like that ugly bastard above.

it may not be cute, but it may be useful for other things... like catching mice. Actually no, no need. It's scary enough mice never even bother getting near it.
The least cute cats are the hairless ones... i like furball kitties.

The Bison King wrote:Might look a little better with a few black splotches though...

She does have a slight black splotch on the top of her head, it just doesn't show very well in the pictures...

I know I'm 2 pages late but just read entire thread. When I was younger I had 3 ferrets, a giant cage in my bedroom but they had free roam..by FAR coolest pets ever, minus maybe a walleby

Marley,Kaya and Ani. Marley was the old wise one, real chill would just hang out unless he got worked up over the dog or cat and he'd bounce around the house in circles. Kaya was the youngest and a complete terrorist, would run up and attack you any chance possible and not let up if you attempted revenge. Ani was the big fat mafia don who'd just post up at the food, and she had this thing with she would start licking you before chomping down, was funny for new house guests.

All 3 LOVED anything plastic or shiney. Ciggeretes, keys, lighters, plastic baggies, money clips.. and they had a hiding spot underneath the kitchen counter where they'd stash everything..little bandits, they were so brazen they'd go right into your pockets and try to take stuff.. then wild out when you tried to stop them..

I'm conclusion ferrets WILL bite your ankles off, but not your face

Hannibał wrote:I know I'm 2 pages late but just read entire thread. When I was younger I had 3 ferrets, a giant cage in my bedroom but they had free roam..by FAR coolest pets ever, minus maybe a walleby

Marley,Kaya and Ani. Marley was the old wise one, real chill would just hang out unless he got worked up over the dog or cat and he'd bounce around the house in circles. Kaya was the youngest and a complete terrorist, would run up and attack you any chance possible and not let up if you attempted revenge. Ani was the big fat mafia don who'd just post up at the food, and she had this thing with she would start licking you before chomping down, was funny for new house guests.

All 3 LOVED anything plastic or shiney. Ciggeretes, keys, lighters, plastic baggies, money clips.. and they had a hiding spot underneath the kitchen counter where they'd stash everything..little bandits, they were so brazen they'd go right into your pockets and try to take stuff.. then wild out when you tried to stop them..

I'm conclusion ferrets WILL bite your ankles off, but not your face

I'm sorry good sir, but this thread is about the awesomeness that cats bring to the table, not ferrets. You will have to start a new thread for the discussion of the un-awesomeness of ferrets.

Ferrets >>> cats.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ferrets >>> cats.

-TG

BLASPHEMY!

Repent and you will be forgiven. The Fonz is a loving god.

Cats > Ferrets
Proof:
cats have huge cousins, e.x.: the lion
ferrets just plain don't

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Cats > Ferrets
Proof:
cats have huge cousins, e.x.: the lion
ferrets just plain don't

Ferrets aren't afraid of lions, but cats are.

POST MORE FERRETS!