I hate doing this.....

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:47 am

oh puhleeease.... my sig is MUCH funnier than his.

poor Zaw.... bested by a girl YET AGAIN! you'd think he'd admit defeat after so many embarrassing losses to me. :twisted:

onbekende · Post by **onbekende** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:49 am

These sig's arnet that bad, know a place where half of the sig's have crosses in them.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:07 pm

Zaw's is more... creative, plus it involves kool'd penis, I mean who can say no to that.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:09 pm

I CAN!
Q-P, it scares me you're keeping track of whose penis we're writing about.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:58 pm

Damn! I'm gettin excited over here!

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:00 pm

HEY! I think this thread alone qualifies all of us to be moderators. we all have the perfect attitudes and are soft-spoken, don't ya think??? :twisted:

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:09 pm

Abso-F*$#@!-ing-lutely!!!!

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:19 pm

Yo Twill! Do we qualify? heeheeeheeeheee :twisted:

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Tue May 09, 2006 6:28 pm

Best thread ever...

All it needs now are some lampreys...

Oh and I always keep track of whose penis is whose... you wouldn't want to wake up in the morning with the wrong one... that'd be a nightmare or something.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Tue May 09, 2006 7:12 pm

Y'all gots dat won rhyte!

ZawBanjito · Post by **ZawBanjito** » Thu May 11, 2006 2:49 am

Oh, I understand now. Yeah, where HAVE I been? I think I missed something. Uh... I agree that... wicked's Violent Femmes quote is certainly... deeply... something...

You totally owned me, wicked.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu May 11, 2006 4:09 am

*Raises platter from plate*

Your ass wicked... Zaw sends his regards...

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:36 am

Zaw hadn't even seen it yet when he wrote that. He admitted his defeat to me just moments ago. :twisted:

ZawBanjito · Post by **ZawBanjito** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:06 am

The way I remember it is, you admitted to thinking about my penis, then told me how you liked being covered in chocolate syrup. That's what I was reading.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:10 am

How about some nuts to go with that syrup ....

Phx99 · Post by **Phx99** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:19 am

wacicha wrote:ahh i remember as a youingster watching the lone ranger on the radio now that was a western

Umm...."watching on the radio"?

lol

Phx99

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:21 am

Way to avoid the filth Phx... you two should be ashamed. Kicking someone in the balls is not something to joke about... It's the greatest pain known to man, and at least ten times worse than labour.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:29 am

qeee1 wrote: Kicking someone in the balls is not something to joke about... It's the greatest pain known to man, and at least ten times worse than labour.

Trust me, Zaw deserved it. :wink:

LOL and you know what labor feels like? I was there when my sis gave birth w/o any drugs and I've been there for plenty of guys getting kicked in the nuts qeee, ain't NO comparison!!!! :roll:

Tell me, how much do guys rip/tear???

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:40 am

Well Wicked... you've probably seen only minor cases of people being kicked in the balls. There are different strengths of being kicked in the nuts... and most of the time it's barely a kick at all. When it's a full blown, crouched on the ground, eyes watering, sore balls for weeks after type kick... well that's a little more painful.

Besides men bear pain better anyway, so it probably didn't seem as bad as it did.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:44 am

qeee1 wrote:

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:45 am

What a stunningly intelligent retort, just as I would have expected from you wick head.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:46 am

qeee1 wrote:Well Wicked, you're stunningly intelligent, just as I would have expected.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:51 am

Before all you women send me hate mail... I'm joking. But I would like to point out that Wicked is still wrong, somehow.

Phx99 · Post by **Phx99** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:00 am

qeee1 wrote:Way to avoid the filth Phx... you two should be ashamed. Kicking someone in the balls is not something to joke about... It's the greatest pain known to man, and at least ten times worse than labour.

I can't compare the two, as I don't HAVE a penis, but I can tell you labor....bad, bad, bad.

And I was trying to stay away from the penis jokes....but since I'm pulled in.....lol.

Peni? Hmmm....

Phx99

Twill · Post by **Twill** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:17 am

Technically, for the record, it's octopusses, not octopi...depends on if it's a latin or greek root as to the i or the s

Annnnnyhooooo.

I have a feeling there is a nice thread waiting for you guys over in the flame wars section

Have a great day, may your various body parts remain yours
Twill