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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:38 pm
by qeee1
granted, but then MeDeFe beats you.
EDIT: I wish I had remembered to add a wish before posting.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:42 pm
by spring1
Granted, but then realized that the action was irrelevant with the invention of the edit button...
I wish for nothing...
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:44 pm
by qeee1
granted, but then everything ceases to exist.
I wish spring wasn't afaid of me.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:46 pm
by spring1
Granted, but then Spring realized that he didn't understand what 'afaid' meant!
I wish that religion would cease to exist...
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:53 pm
by spiesr
granted by you got eaten by a atheist
i wish my wish was made of cheese
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:56 pm
by Stopper
Your wish is granted - it's knob cheese.
I wish I was dictator of the world.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:57 pm
by spiesr
granted but the world is a small rock orbiting neptune
i wish this thread would die
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:51 pm
by bluereaper
Granted, but then i just posted
I wish for a better job
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:55 pm
by happysadfun
Granted, but they transferred you to Timbuktu.
I wish that Gouda cheese was good for you.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:08 pm
by gator24
granted but then you became a tree hugger.
wish i new what was going on
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:28 pm
by wcaclimbing
granted, but you realized you were going to be tortured to death and you committed suicide.
I wish Video games were free
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:46 pm
by AndyDufresne
Granted, unfortunately all video games are now cheap knock off 'Tycoon' games.
I wish I would never have to be in my chimp cage.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:47 pm
by bluereaper
Granted, you were just transfered to a house that you were stuck in
I wish we had more snow
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:59 pm
by wcaclimbing
Granted, but you get snowed in and you lose power and everyone in your family except you dies.
I wish georgia could have some snow, but not too much
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:09 pm
by bluereaper
Granted, but then summer comes and all the snow i got that killed my family melts and floods down to you and drowns your whole family but you.
I wish I owned Microsoft
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:35 pm
by wcaclimbing
Granted, but microsofts company will go bankrupt, and you will be blamed and owe money for the rest of your life.
I wish my CPU had a better graphics card
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:16 pm
by Roger Dodger
granted..but, once it was installed the graphics were so realistic the characters jumped out of the screen & ran away leaving u with the blue screen of death
i wish i had house on the water.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:17 pm
by bluereaper
Granted, but then the floater ballons poped and your house sank
I wish the lake would freeze.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:23 pm
by UCAbears
Granted, But soon summer will some around and the lake will melt again tipping your house over.
I wish my tea had more sugar.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:26 pm
by Stopper
It does, and now attracts a deadly swarm of (winter) bees.
I wish I didn't have to regularly clean my knob cheese.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:35 pm
by wcaclimbing
Granted, but your knob cheese gets overrun by mold
i wish my dad would not always kick me off the CPU
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:45 pm
by Machiavelli
granted, but then your dad stops caring about you at all and leaves you to join a traveling circus.
I wish I had more wishes.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:04 pm
by 4 U 2 NV
Granted, but you use those to get more wishes in a never ending paradox, which accomplishes nothing you greedy man.
I wish for wicked's avatar.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:07 pm
by LewisJB3
granted... you wish alot of food and eat so much that you die.
I wish I could fly.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:07 pm
by spiesr
granted but your wishes rebel and eat you
i wish i was a wish