Conquer Club

What I meant to say was... Congrats Andy


How about Kyle or Tweak

Gilligan wrote:

keiths31 wrote:Moe if still available

YOU NEED TO SAY YOU WERE RECRUITED BY YOSEMITE SAM

Sam told me I had to do this...so it is done.

I was recruited by Yosemite Same

Good job Andy.... meep meep. I knew you could choose a character. Congrats & congratulations!

Now, where is that coyote?

Hey, wasa matta wit you, I completed my assignment!

Quit yer bellyaching Sam.

(meep meep)

Burns: [welcoming the Simpsons and ANDY via intercom] Welcome! Please come in ANDY....[sinisterly] Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.
Smithers: Sir, you have to let go of the button.
Burns: [angrily] Oh, son of a bit- [turns the intercom off]
Burns: [smiles and turns intercom back on] Welcome Andy. We're looking forward to meeting you. [turns intercom back off and asks Smithers] Are the rabid Dobermans ready?

Kent Brockman: Uh, Mr. Burns, people are calling this a meltdown.
Mr. Burns: [over the hotline] Oh, you do do you? Hmmm, meltdown - It's one of these annoying little buzzwords. We prefer to call it "the Conquer Club RANDOM dice program."

I'd like to join!

I'll be the swine.

That's all Folks.

Burns: I can't speak for all the other fine citizens of Springfield, but there appears to be some real LOONEY TUNES on this thread.
Smithers: But sir, you grew up watching those characters.
Burns: Yes.
Smithers: And you used to laugh your butt off
Burns: Yes.
Smithers: Sir, didn't you once try out for the Mouse-Ka-teers?
Burns: Smithers, are you sure you aren't related to Homer Simpson? you know our policies about Nepatism.
Smithers: Doh!
Burns: (to himself) M-I-C. K-E-Y....

ODWO: Testing Signature button.
Burns: You idiot. Not THAT Button.

(explosion in background...)

ODWO: Okay, How'bout this one? (Lights flicker and car alarms going off)
Burns: CLose but no Cigar. And you don't smoke anyway!
ODWO: What does this button do? It says "Herf Weapon?"
Burns: NO! NOT That Bu- (silence)
ODWO: Finally! Just not quite what I was expecting. (I don't want to get rid of the other 2 pix') DOH!

I will play

just tell me which character

mrbang

Gilligan wrote:Hey, wasa matta wit you, I completed my assignment!

Yes, Sam, I forgot the * but you have been credited with your assignment and have become one of the forerunners!

Mr Bang - In my infinite wisdom, I have decided to choose Chef for your character and you'll receive your colors soon!

Stay tuned!

Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale!

Let's start this race!

But, you'll never catch me amigo, I am the FASTEST MOUSE IN MEXICO!!!!


BTW, Speedy I am friends with your seester, I am friends with EVERYBODYS seester!

ODWO wrote:Kent Brockman: Uh, Mr. Burns, people are calling this a meltdown.
Mr. Burns: [over the hotline] Oh, you do do you? Hmmm, meltdown - It's one of these annoying little buzzwords. We prefer to call it "the Conquer Club RANDOM dice program."

A single bulb dangles from the ceiling, casting a faint yellow glow about the room. A wooden chair sits alone casting a shadow on the worn green linoleum. Two black straps hang from a nail on the wall. The door swings open, and a solitary figure stumbles into the room followed by what seems to be a bird.

"For revealing the truth about the Conquer Club Random Dice Program you will now (a loud thump is followed by a string of expletives) be strapped into this chair."

The narrator of the story emerges from the shadow and turns to look at you... the reader. His eyes seem to burn a hole through the monitor and you cannot turn your gaze away. A laugh bursts through your speakers. "You are wondering how this little roadrunner can heave anyone into a chair and strap them in. I will tell you in the next episode, but for now we must return our attention to the roadrunner and see what is going to happen next."

"You criticized the dice program and for that you shall reap the appropriate punishment." meep meep "Sit a while and ponder your fate."

The door slams shut. For a moment the light bulb flickers then slowly goes dim leaving the room in total darkness.

Son, you take care of all the little mice and I'll handle any BIG mice that come along
:)

Hops in eyeing the competition! Looks "hare-y" to me! Are ya'll ready for this?

If you're the first one to PM Eric with the six items and name of the Christian Rock band he was in, you win the scavenger hunt! Good luck!

In as Marge Simpson
Vragus

In as Lisa Simpson

I hope someone make sure "Bart" follows the rules of the tournament!!!

Marge and Lisa, you're both in!
I'll send your colors later today, and welcome to the tournament!

Scores will be revised and additional secret assignments sent soon.
Also, the "Stick in the Mud" trophy will be ready to view and candidates listed. -If you're not posting, doing your assignments, and flying your cartoon colors, you may be on the list!

With only 4 more spots to fill, we should be starting gameplay within a day or so.

Thanks to all participants for joining, and remember, it's not about about who wins or loses, it's about how much fun I, Eric Cartman, am having!

I'll play as Jeff Albertson(better known as Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons) if possible

This Eric Cartman guy is really starting to get under my fur. He keeps going around calling my friends and I Looney! Can someone please help me find my Eraser?!!!

andyk11 wrote:I hope someone make sure "Bart" follows the rules of the tournament!!!

Don't have a cow man!!


Note to self... spray andyk11 with a hose after school..

heh heh heh heh heh...