Conquer Club

iAmCaffeine wrote:

Jdsizzleslice wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Congrats to Jd for breaking the one rule of the thread.

Razorvich wrote:Congratz to Jdsizzleslice for resparking the fire

So this means I can just say the word congratulations in every post and still abide by the "rules" right?

Congrats for still not understanding how the thread works. You have to congratulate someone, not just say congratulations.

Why?

Congrats for trolls.

iAmCaffeine wrote:Congrats for trolls.

Could you at least answer my question?

Jdsizzleslice wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Congrats for trolls.

Could you at least answer my question?

Congrats for needing to be reminded that this is the tradition of this thread. Congrats for needing to be reminded that for an insular society like Conquer Club, tradition is everything. Congrats for needing to be reminded that a society which forgets its traditions soon degenerates and becomes nothing more than a random agglomeration of people.

https://www.cjc-online.ca/index.php/journal/article/view/1255/1253

Jdsizzleslice wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Congrats for trolls.

Could you at least answer my question?

congrats to jdsizzleslice for still not getting it

Hey, hey! A full frontal nudity congrats to the resign feature. The frontal nudity is by me. An overweight 56 year old male. With small genitalia. The sarcastically endowed resign feature? Belongs to the Big Whammer. Aka *cough*king_herpes*cough*cough*.

I was happy to see it (the resign feature, I haven’t seen my digit in decades) upon my most resent return to CC. Return 6.1.09 as it were.

But it is useless in head to head speed. (Jeez... another penis allusion Elf?!?)

But hey? In the spirit of British Fruit Cake...

Fucking congrats.

E.

(Edit: No actual penises ((penii)) were hurt in the creation of this congratulatory missive. So, well, congrats to me!)

Jdsizzleslice wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:Congrats for trolls.

Could you at least answer my question?

Congrats to things never changing... keep on slicing, sizzle slice... keep on slicing...-Bj

Congrats to Fruitcake for making a thread that is still popular after 10 years.

Congrats to fucjing George fir showing the fucj back up.

Congrats.

E.

Edit: wait... umm.. maybe I’m the one who came back? Congrats me?

Congrats to me for being 100% correct on both Mrswdk and Trash Can... The Black Jesus is always right... Congrats to me!!!-Jésus noir

owenshooter wrote:Congrats to me for being 100% correct on both Mrswdk and Trash Can... The Black Jesus is always right... Congrats to me!!!-Jésus noir

Wowowowowowow. Welcome back and congrats on being back!

Congrats to me succumbing to curiosity and seeing what the old place is like.

Much the same but less it seems.

Fruitcake wrote:Congrats to me succumbing to curiosity and seeing what the old place is like.

Much the same but less it seems.

Congrats to the meagre and anemic CC forum community for not acknowledging the “pop up” of a CC great and the originator of this epic thread.

For f*ck’s sake.

Honours to you FC.

~offers beverage of choice~

E.

In first sentence "congratulation" is specifically used to define an act of wishing some one with good or happy feelings. Whereas in second the "congratulations" are expression mainly not an act as such so used in plural form. Whenever "congratulation" word is used to define an act or used as verb if will eliminate "s" at end otherwise it will always have "s" at end.

Congrats to team CC for reaching out to the Black Jesus in order to plan a "BLACK JESUS BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA"!!!! Can't wait to watch it unfold!!! Congrats Team CC, you made this saviour's bday bash that much brighter!!!-Jésus noir

I compliment myself for taking a crap today.

Congratulations to TeeGee for removing my spammy post and busting my multi Butt

(mod edit )

Congratulations on spamming with impunity up until the point they notice you.

Congrats to me for talking happyfeet into giving me premium

Congrats to me for forgetting why I foed crapchap.

Congtrats to this thread as it slides inexorably towards it's 11th birthday.

There was a time last Century when I was young, fit and handsome, I was still fit and handsome when I started this, the young part of the trio had already gone. Now it seems I am just handsome as the fitness has gone the same way as the young. I suppose I should congratulate myself for holding on to one out of the three but that would be against the rules of the thread wouldn't it.

pip pip

Fruitcake wrote:Seeing as there are so many congrats thread...you know the ones, I thought a general congrats to you all and every one thread would be a help.

So all any of you who want to feel satisfied with your obvious achievements can just come to this standard thread and read this congratulations message.

"Congratulations on your (insert rank/promotion/feeding your family...delete as required) achievement. It is without doubt the pinnacle of your triumphs to date, you are to be saluted and feted across the (forum/world/universe...delete as required), punkawallahs will be dispatched with all due haste to ensure you now enjoy all the trappings someone of your supreme accomplishments are due."

Fruitcake wrote:Congtrats to this thread as it slides inexorably towards it's 11th birthday.

There was a time last Century when I was young, fit and handsome, I was still fit and handsome when I started this, the young part of the trio had already gone. Now it seems I am just handsome as the fitness has gone the same way as the young. I suppose I should congratulate myself for holding on to one out of the three but that would be against the rules of the thread wouldn't it.

pip pip

Salut & Congratulations Fruitcake!!

Your of the old school CC, Lots has changed I imagine!? Glad to see your still around 11 years later! And best of luck always, In life & WAR!!

\MGM/

Congrats to Fruitcake for being handsome, and entertaining as well!

However, uncongrats for not knowing the difference between the contraction "it's" and the possessive pronoun "its".

Fruitcake wrote:Congtrats to this thread as it slides inexorably towards it's 11th birthday.

There was a time last Century when I was young, fit and handsome, I was still fit and handsome when I started this, the young part of the trio had already gone. Now it seems I am just handsome as the fitness has gone the same way as the young. I suppose I should congratulate myself for holding on to one out of the three but that would be against the rules of the thread wouldn't it.

pip pip

Dukasaur wrote:Congrats to Fruitcake for being handsome, and entertaining as well!

However, uncongrats for not knowing the difference between the contraction "it's" and the possessive pronoun "its".

Fruitcake wrote:Congtrats to this thread as it slides inexorably towards it's 11th birthday.

There was a time last Century when I was young, fit and handsome, I was still fit and handsome when I started this, the young part of the trio had already gone. Now it seems I am just handsome as the fitness has gone the same way as the young. I suppose I should congratulate myself for holding on to one out of the three but that would be against the rules of the thread wouldn't it.

pip pip

Congratulations for picking me up on a schoolboy error. I really should know better so will have to accept the punishment one of my young ladies decides upon.

Apropos nothing extraordinary (unlike my usual approach) congrats to me for managing to burn the well fed derrières of certain senior people of a godawful Insurance operation also known as AIG. They have got themselves in a mighty vexation over my guerilla warfare in steadily and inexorably taking a very highly profitable line of business off them over the past two years. The shambles (modern use) they now find themselves in is of their own inane, lazy, self important, smug, self satisfied approach which led them to believe they were actually smart people, a bit like many of the erstwhile members we used to spot on this site (there's the segue )

Congrats to me for checking in on the old Conquer Club and seeing a thread I created on the front page.

Congrats to the Bullet-Proof Bandits for our enduring legacy on this site.