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Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:10 am
by ChrisPond
i can tell you what does not work...
"honey, give me 5 minutes. i just need to take one turn before bed and then i am all yours"
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:47 am
by Dukasaur
ChrisPond wrote:i can tell you what does not work...
"honey, give me 5 minutes. i just need to take one turn before bed and then i am all yours"
It works fine if you actually stick to it. It's when the 5 minutes turns into 45 that your credibility is shot.
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 1:17 pm
by owenshooter
sugar... i want to lick the honey from your HIVE...-el Jesus negro
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 5:04 pm
by iAmCaffeine
Minus the sugar that was actually funny.
Baby let to take you to Italy to Conquer your Rome.
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:22 pm
by Jmac1026
I know all the right regions of you to stack and reinforce.
I last longer than a game of trench.
I'm reliable like a game of flat rate spoils.
While I'm waiting for my next turn, can I jump to you next?
Man, I'm really bad at this.
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 1:58 pm
by ManBungalow
Wanna see my
4 Star Meat ?
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:00 pm
by clowncar
"I got a bag of two dice you can touch but be gentle"
"I don't care what you say, the random number generator said ten inches"
me: want to play a private game?
Her: no. I think you are going to have to do a manual deploy"
Sorry for invading your bonus region
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:02 pm
by clowncar
CONDOM?!?!?! CONDOM!?!?! LET'S PLAY RISK
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 8:29 am
by JBlombier
lol, all these clever comments are funny, but this last one really shows the way of the world as it is today. Nice!
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 12:05 pm
by owenshooter
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 9:31 pm
by DaGip
Wanna see my dome with a hole in the top?
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Sat May 24, 2014 6:12 pm
by clapper011
owenshooter wrote:FIXED...-el Jesus negro
psst! bring the twins home!
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:56 am
by Dukasaur
You are Drab
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:39 am
by BGtheBrain
*****
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:46 am
by iAmCaffeine
BGtheBrain wrote:So, BigWham walks into a bar. He sees this beautiful woman drinking alone. They make eye contact, he walks over and buys her a drink. They have a nice evening chatting it up, so he finally asks her for her number. She replies, "There was a communication error: status code is 0"
Re: CC Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:55 am
by owenshooter
BGtheBrain wrote:So, BigWham walks into a bar. He sees this beautiful woman drinking alone. They make eye contact, he walks over and buys her a drink. They have a nice evening chatting it up, so he finally asks her for her number. She replies:
BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! the black jesus is amused...-Jésus noir
