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DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:

Dude, the same thing happened to me! Happens to me a lot, actually... :? I'm always spraying my load on your moms face, it seems. Ah well, what can you do? She seems to like it, at least.
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DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:


dude that almost happened to me...scares the shit outta me.
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DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:


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Who doesn't? :wink: I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion. :roll:
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Heather1663 wrote:Who doesn't? :wink: I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion. :roll:


thats the way!!
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Heather1663 wrote:Who doesn't? :wink: I don't know why girls are all ashamed of it really, it's a normal thing to do. Yeah, I masturbate.. on occasion. :roll:


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Never while masturbating. Nearly haha, but I'm always super careful. 8) Though I have had unpleasant experiences with people walking in while I was uh.. busy with someone...
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Heather1663 wrote:Never while masturbating. Nearly haha, but I'm always super careful. 8) Though I have had unpleasant experiences with people walking in while I was uh.. busy with someone...


Hahaha.
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Who masturbates
I Do
84% [ 236 ]
I Don't
15% [ 42 ]

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ok this tells me that people have alot of time on there HANDS!
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Oh that was such a great pun! :roll:
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eye84free wrote:Who masturbates
I Do
84% [ 236 ]
I Don't
15% [ 42 ]

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ok this tells me that people have alot of time on there HANDS!



Well, it doesn't ask how often, so it might not be alot of time at all. Plus, some people might be faster than others. :wink:
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Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.
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Thats why they created the "Weekender"

36 hour boners. For people who don't need to go out.... ever...
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Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P
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Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


Bit of a stupid question wasn't it.
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Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:
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lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:



Err.. you would know this how? :shock:
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everyone you've ever met masturbates.
including your parents, your special "nice", innocent friend, ron paul, the pope etc
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muy_thaiguy says he don't.
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Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:



Err.. you would know this how? :shock:


me and skittles...are, well what are we??? :lol: :wink:
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Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:



Err.. you would know this how? :shock:

Skoffin likes to watch us all have big gay orgies in the esgoo si a !Skittels... Wait... the gesoo a is Skit!ttesl... No... the backwards one! You know... That forum. Ya... This is a bit creepy, isn't it? I think I'm going to go now... *slinks off*
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hecter wrote:
Heather1663 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Unit_2 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Yeah, like, the unfortunate men that had ejaculation problems.


does that mean you have one? :P


he doesnt :wink:



Err.. you would know this how? :shock:

Skoffin likes to watch us all have big gay orgies in the esgoo si a !Skittels... Wait... the gesoo a is Skit!ttesl... No... the backwards one! You know... That forum. Ya... This is a bit creepy, isn't it? I think I'm going to go now... *slinks off*


it goes deeper than that, there is msn, and myspace...

ill shutup now

*slinks off with hecter*
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I like it.

Wow, I need to stop posting in here.
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suggs wrote:everyone you've ever met masturbates.
including your parents, your special "nice", innocent friend, ron paul, the pope etc


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RON PAUL!!!!!!!
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