Conquer Club

Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker!

Army of GOD wrote:

autoload wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

diddle wrote:This thread is Huge.

We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...

New thread picture?

Nipples aren't allowed!


Either that's a nipple or a piece of chicken



I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back...ribs

strike wolf wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

That would just be a hassle as dividing platinum into pieces small enough to meet your measly minimum wage salary would be quite time consuming and we would have to charge you for it...say $8,00 per hour...which would be more than you make anyways.

Utafar wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker

This gets my "Post of the Day".

why thank you

*bows*

*returns bow*

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker

This gets my "Post of the Day".

why thank you

*bows*

*returns bow*

Army of GOD wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

That would just be a hassle as dividing platinum into pieces small enough to meet your measly minimum wage salary would be quite time consuming and we would have to charge you for it...say $8,00 per hour...which would be more than you make anyways.

So?

autoload wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Quirk wrote:

your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!

Could be.

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:This gets my "Post of the Day".

why thank you

*bows*

*returns bow*

*waits for someone to witness the bows*

Army of GOD wrote:

Utafar wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*receives bow*

*witnesses bow

*unties bow*

autoload wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.

I'd like to get paid in pussy.

Army of GOD wrote:

Utafar wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]

I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

targetman377 wrote:

autoload wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Quirk wrote:

your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!

Could be.

could be should be will be!!!!

Utafar wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

autoload wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Utafar wrote:
I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first

Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker!

Don't wear it out now.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

Utafar wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

autoload wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:
Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?

I don't think it was meant personally.

Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

*Quickly glances around to see if target is nearby*

Utafar wrote:

autoload wrote:

Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker!

Don't wear it out now.

at least I'm using it appropriately, when someone posts a page and a half entirely by themselves throwing down a combobreaker should be expected

strike wolf wrote:

Quirk wrote:

thread picture? I say so...

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

2dimes wrote:The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

2diems this did not actually happan did it?

Do you believe it happened? because if you believe hard enough...Nah. I'm not gonna bullshit ya that whole believin hard enough stuff is just bull.

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

Utafar wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

autoload wrote:
Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah

that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead

*Quickly glances around to see if target is nearby*

out of no where i give you a broken nose and you dont know who did it or where it came from hehehhe

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Quirk wrote:

your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!

Why does target always steal my idea before I get a chance to say them? Throw him in the dungeon.

strike wolf wrote:

autoload wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

autoload wrote:

targetman377 wrote:
arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

A decade older at your age? That's like if I was 5 and you were 4...

Your attempt at humor was not lost on me.

but but...I has kno sens uv humer