Conquer Club

Damn. It's bad karma for me. Always someting bad happens if I sneak a wank during day-hours. I got an "F" on a test and got sent to the principal, and all I did was stay in the bathroom an extra few minutes.....

jnd94 wrote:Damn. It's bad karma for me. Always someting bad happens if I sneak a wank during day-hours. I got an "F" on a test and got sent to the principal, and all I did was stay in the bathroom an extra few minutes.....

Dude, you popped one off at school? That is an all time low.....

diddle wrote:

jnd94 wrote:Damn. It's bad karma for me. Always someting bad happens if I sneak a wank during day-hours. I got an "F" on a test and got sent to the principal, and all I did was stay in the bathroom an extra few minutes.....

Dude, you popped one off at school? That is an all time low.....

I was bored.....

jnd94 wrote:

diddle wrote:

jnd94 wrote:Damn. It's bad karma for me. Always someting bad happens if I sneak a wank during day-hours. I got an "F" on a test and got sent to the principal, and all I did was stay in the bathroom an extra few minutes.....

Dude, you popped one off at school? That is an all time low.....

I was bored.....

Sorry man, but that is not good, have you ever considered therapy?

Oh yeah...I contemplate it often.....

I do not know you..
Wanking at school? How.. How could you?

I haven't even stooped to that landmark yet......

Well now I only wank twice a day. Im good about it too.

I don't think anyone in spamalot has

i looked at the landgrab forums and theres only 6 people who ever post there.

I have a feeling cc forums may be heading in that direction

jnd94 wrote:Well now I only wank twice a day. Im good about it too.

I rarely wank once a week.

Jeez, young teens these days.

Iliad wrote:I have a feeling cc forums may be heading in that direction

weve become our own worst nightmare!

i always wanted to say that...

timmytuttut88 wrote:

Iliad wrote:I have a feeling cc forums may be heading in that direction

weve become our own worst nightmare!

i always wanted to say that...

heh. I said we have become the dreaded

Skittles! wrote:

jnd94 wrote:Well now I only wank twice a day. Im good about it too.

I rarely wank once a week.

Jeez, young teens these days.

Yeah, they'll never learn.

My wanking is erratic. Generally it's about once a day, but some days I won't wank at all, other days I might go three or even four! But I'm pretty good at holding myself... I can go at least two weeks without, but I prefer not too.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Liar I kno that you go at least once a day
everyday
and

you have absolutely no restraint what so ever

apey wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Liar I kno that you go at least once a day
everyday
and

you have absolutely no restraint what so ever

That's only when you're around... You have a strange effect on me, I can't explain it.

oh my gawd, i pop in just to see what people are talking about, and i witness this... *ugh


whatsupspamalot,hailhector,etc.etc.

It's Ehriggn!

I remember you. How're you?

I've been better, dentist appointment today. busy at work (i work at EB games now(kickass!) not much is new though.

EB Games! Awesome?

Dentists are always fun..

heh.

Postin on the Forums
A parody of "Blowin in the Wind" by Bob Dylan

How many forums must a man post in
Before you call him a regular?
Yes, 'n' how many mods must a poster anger
Before he sleeps in a forum-ban?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the locked threads pop up
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind
The answer is blowin in the wind

How many times must a man look down
Before he can see his clan?
Yes, 'n' how many speakers must one man have
Before he can hear youtube vids?
Yes, 'n' how many bans will it take till he knows
That too many people have been banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can a thread exist
Before it's washed to the second page?
Yes, 'n' how many months can some people exist
Before they get bored, and go away?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man use the new forum,
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Good work Jnd... that's an instant classic