Conquer Club

ok in celebrities (sorry not judging here their songs, i m just here for their sexiness!)

nicole the hawaiian/russian/filipino pussycat; my god she's just the right mix between beatiful and hot:





shakira is for me so cute and sexy at the same time

10 ALL-TIME GREATEST CLEAVAGES

Pamela Anderson

Bra size: 36DD
Historical significance: Pammy holds the record for most Playboy covers, with 13 (her first appearance was in 1990). Despite being 43, gravity hasn’t affected her ability to blow other cleavages out of the water with her perky, round and tanned set. Top marks up top.


Krystal

Bra size: 33D
Historical significance: Remember Big Brother Uncut? Well, Zoo favourite Krystal was the reason blokes stayed up to tune in. That episode where she checked out her boobs in the mirror was platinum, but whenever she rocked a bikini, singlet or low-cut top it was cleavage gold.


Keeley

Bra size: 32F
Historical significance: The 24-year-old glamour model, who first came to the Pommy public’s attention in 2004, has a beautiful face and awesome body. But her fantastic F’s are what she used to cash cheques. With their symmetry, size and swimwear stretching power, they were worth every penny.


Christina Hendricks

Bra size: 38DDD
Historical significance: Wow, that’s a whole lotta D’s. Other rangas with champion cleavage, such as Lindsay Lohan and Diora Baird, pale in comparison to the Mad Men actress. Every time she attends an awards ceremony, Hendo pushes her boobs up so far that, if she sneezed, her face would smack into them and render her comatose. In short, mind = blown.


Liz Hurley

Bra size: 36C
Historical significance: If they’re good enough for Warnie then they’re good enough for us. She’ll forever be remembered as a legend of cleavage for rocking up at a movie premiere in 1994 wearing a black dress that was held together with safety pins and some sort of magical adhesive that kept her bosoms front and centre.


Marilyn Monroe

Bra size: 36D
Historical significance: Marilyn was the OC – Original Cleaver. Way back in 1953, she became Playboy’s first cover model. A hint of her right breast was used as bait and it reeled punters in. Without her classic cans, Playboy might not be around today.


Sofia Vergara

Bra size: 34DD
Historical significance: Representing South America, or more specifically, Colombia, is this 38-year-old jaw-dropper aka The Ultimate MILF. The Modern Family star brings a beaming smile and bouncy energy to every episode that makes us wish we had a 3D TV.


Salma Hayek

Bra size: 36C
Historical significance: She’s the only Mexican woman ever to be nominated for a Best Actress Academy Award. One award Salma definitely deserves is from the physics community, for managing to fit into barely there dresses without them exploding like she’s The Hulk. Also a staunch advocate of breastfeeding. Enough said.


Jessica Simpson

Bra size: 34D
Historical significance: Jess is due to turn 30 this year. It’s also estimated that her fashion line will soon exceed $US1 billion in sales. She is, quite simply, the girl with the golden boobs. They don’t come out that much anymore – remember those eye-popping Dukes of Hazzard days? – but the fact they’re elusive makes even the slightest peekaboo all the more special. Come on, Simo; bring back the plunging necklines!


Scarlet Johansson

Bra size: 34C
Historical significance: They may not be the biggest on the list but, like Scarlett, these melons have superstar appeal. If you doubt her worthiness, YouTube the following: Scarlett Johansson Golden Globes 2006. If you still believe she hasn’t earned her place, seek professional help.

This just messes with my mind. My brain has serious issues with it.
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I'm with you man. Her bottom lip looks all wierd.

2dimes wrote:I'm with you man. Her bottom lip looks all wierd.

+1

I just invented a new word. "Nipless"

jonesthecurl wrote:I just invented a new word. "Nipless"

That leads me to inventing new catch phrases like:

"You're a Nipless Whore!" or "The weather is a bit Nipless out."

demonfork wrote:

shopped.

CreepersWiener wrote:

demonfork wrote:

shopped.

How much did you pay to play with those when you shopped? Not that I am interested, I am just wondering if you pay per pound, or perhaps per inch, or is it just a flat fee? Perhaps flat was the wrong word to use.

Reported.

JoshyBoy wrote:Reported.

Lol, no nudity or other reported worth content. Just fat girls posing sexily. Which is perfectly in order with the threads!

Gillipig wrote:

JoshyBoy wrote:Reported.

Lol, no nudity or other reported worth content. Just fat girls posing sexily. Which is perfectly in order with the threads!

It's just impossible for you to quit CC, isn't it?

Serbia wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

JoshyBoy wrote:Reported.

Lol, no nudity or other reported worth content. Just fat girls posing sexily. Which is perfectly in order with the threads!

It's just impossible for you to quit CC, isn't it?

This is probably my only addiction. I try everything to get away from it but it keeps dragging me back .

Gillipig wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

JoshyBoy wrote:Reported.

Lol, no nudity or other reported worth content. Just fat girls posing sexily. Which is perfectly in order with the threads!

It's just impossible for you to quit CC, isn't it?

This is probably my only addiction. I try everything to get away from it but it keeps dragging me back .

Lucky for us, too, because we were completely overwhelmed and incapacitated by the lack of pictures of fat chicks. However would we cope without your valuable contributions to the forum.

Aradhus wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

JoshyBoy wrote:Reported.

Lol, no nudity or other reported worth content. Just fat girls posing sexily. Which is perfectly in order with the threads!

It's just impossible for you to quit CC, isn't it?

This is probably my only addiction. I try everything to get away from it but it keeps dragging me back .

Lucky for us, too, because we were completely overwhelmed and incapacitated by the lack of pictures of fat chicks. However would we cope without your valuable contributions to the forum.

Look who's talking lol.

Something fresh, to help heal the damaged optical nerves from the preceding page...

Robinette wrote:Something fresh, to help heal the damaged optical nerves from the preceding page...

What's up with the fat girl hate lol? Do you feel threatened by their stunning good looks?

The middle one has blotchy shoulders and the closest one has that rare condition where your heart is outside your body. I am surprised she has lived this long.

notyou2 wrote:The middle one has blotchy shoulders and the closest one has that rare condition where your heart is outside your body. I am surprised she has lived this long.

I would imagine they have all sorts of blotches, and in ALL the wrong places...

Not one decent pic in this thread since betiko posted on December 26th? SHeesh!

betiko wrote:ok in celebrities (sorry not judging here their songs, i m just here for their sexiness!)

nicole the hawaiian/russian/filipino pussycat; my god she's just the right mix between beatiful and hot:

Thanks, betiko?

Walruses anyone?