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Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:43 am**

Granted, but the VIP card is for Kevin Federline's next tour.

I wish fircoal would return all my sega stuff.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:10 pm**

granted but then he steals it again

I wish for a pancake

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:13 pm**

Granted, but Fircoal steals that too.

I wish there were more smiley emoticons.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:19 pm**

granted but they have a war with the originals and now there are no smilies.

I wish I was a raven

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:25 pm**

Granted. But you become a pest and get shot.

I wish I was an elephant.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:57 pm**

Granted, you become an elephant...mouse. And get stepped on my an acual elephant.

I wish I knew more programing languages.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:58 pm**

Granted but you are arrested for making viruses.

I wish Minnesota was made of bacon...

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:09 pm**

Granted, but a few days later it has all been eaten away.

I wish I was a champion at soccer.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:22 pm**

Granted, but you get busted for holding dog fights and the status from being a champion is stripped.

I wish I had more time to sleep at night.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:41 pm**

granted but now you can only sleep

I wish for a dog that could never get old or die and was friendly and nothing bad happenes to anyone I know

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:54 pm**

It carries a disease that wipes out the majority of the world, your friends and family turn on you and cut you into small parts, leaving you out to die.

I wish for nothing.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:56 pm**

granted, but everything disappears leaving you to die a lonely death

I wish to be immortal

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:44 pm**

granted, but you outlive all of your friends and family, the world gets all crappy and polluted and the sun dies, so you are just floating around in space with your immortality.

I wish I had a pack of M&M's

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:52 pm**

granted but the are poisone and you die.

I wish that 1 was a chef

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:54 pm**

Granted, but they all melt in your hands and are laced with poison.

I wish I had a cowboy hat that fit me. :cry:

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:54 pm**

Granted, but you get shot in a duel at dusk.

I wish i had that Spiderman ability to shoot webs out of my wrist.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:16 pm**

Granted, but people see you as a freak and kill you

I wish Spamalot was no more :twisted:

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:19 pm**

granted, but the ASA takes their place

i wish for true love

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:22 pm**

Granted. But it turns out it is an ox. Enough said.

I wish I was a fish.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:34 pm**

Granted, but you should have waited until you were in water to make that wish... suffocation.

I wish I knew just how blind a bat is.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:50 pm**

Granted, they aren't, they just use echo location in the dark

I wish I had a dollar

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:51 pm**

Granted, but now because China can make anything a fake, your dollar is a counterfeit and you get arrested.

I wish for a kangaroo!

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:53 pm**

fast posted :evil:

the kangaroo is yours, execpt it kicks you in the groin, like in the funny videos

i wish to rule china

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:53 pm**

Granted, the kangaroo leaves because it has no connection to you. (to Honibaz)

I wish I had 14 pennies.

Posted: **Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:55 pm**

granted, but they were made by leprechauns and disappear shortly after

I wish that i was good at risk

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