the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

I try to keep the riff raff to a maximum.

We know.

we do???? .................... oh yeah we knew

People seem to be knowing a lot of things as of late...

what we are dam i never know what going on CAN SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME

So now you want me to blab about the future to you too?

[strike wolf]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

Remember to make an offer they can't refuse. By the way, I am highly shocked and somewhat appalled (I can't be truely disgustingly appalled until after I've actually played the game for myself) that they made a video game out of The Godfather. One of the greatest, deepest movies of all time and now they're making a videogame out of it? One that will most likely butcher if not the story line something about the movie? I mean what's next making a video game about Casablanca or Citizen Kane? Or Star Wars?

Actually, I've enjoyed the game immensely.
By the way, they did it to Scarface, too. (Also enjoy that one)

The bastards!

[strike wolf]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

your eating pizza too!!!!!!!!!!!!

... What? I know the Corleones are Italian, but still... What?

mobsters are Italian and pizza is too!!!

apparently they made target's brain with leftover pizza crust. I say the crust cause he doesn't seem to have gotten any of the good stuff.

[strike wolf]

dont look into his eyes!!!! dont.... cant.......... resist............ too....funny.... .NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Target has joined the dark side.

And you haven't??!!

I am a gray wolf. In other words I like to flirt with both sides...

Assassins don't take sides. They just work for whoever is paying them - In strike's case, God.[/quote]

That's a mercenary. And yeah I am God's second assassin, well technically both me and target were given the title at the same time, but my job is a bit different than Target's. I don't just kill the bad people. I sometimes have to side with the bad guys to keep the balance. Needless to say it's a busy job.

[strike wolf]

Target has joined the dark side.

And you haven't??!!

I am a gray wolf. In other words I like to flirt with both sides...

Assassins don't take sides. They just work for whoever is paying them - In strike's case, God.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! LONE WOLF DOES NOT WORK FOR GOD I DO!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do too! indirectly but yes it's true. You weren't supposed to know but luc kind of blew my cover.

[strike wolf]

How long has it been

Far too long.

Not short enough?

[strike wolf]

are you stalking me
cuz that would be super

You stalked me once, so I would be willing to return the favor if you're interested.

Technically you stalked her. You only thought she was stalking you.

[strike wolf]

Parlez-vous français? or are we speaking some other language similarly spelled?

we were speaking latin but only lone wolf and auto got it

I got it too, I just didn't feel like responding. I'm a lazy bastard like that.

he's a basterd BURN HIM BURN HIM!!!
well how do you know?
he turned me into a knewt........... well i got better burn him burn him

I'm just going to go ahead and give up on trying to understand you now.

This is Strike's first and so far only nominee for post of the day.

[strike wolf]

*skips several pages because I'M FRIGGIN BORED*

*makes you go back and read them all*

[strike wolf]

*skips several pages because I'M FRIGGIN BORED*

WHAT!!!!!!!!! HOW!!!!!!!!!!! DARE YOU

ne we are the knights who say ne ne ne ne

we will say ne ne unless you read the 7 pages ne ne ne ne


and bring us a shrubary!!!!!

I believe it's NI! And it's definitely shrubbery. Oh by the way while you're out you should go get a herring and cut down that giant redwood over there.

[strike wolf]

So, as some of you may or may not have noticed, I haven't been around this thread as much and haven't been paying too much attention to my turns in games. I figured I should explain this. Recently, I bought two new videogames: The Godfather, and Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction. Now, I'm one of those people who, upon purchasing a videogame, plays it all day and all night long until it gets boring. I've been thoroughly enjoying The Godfather, haven't gotten around to playing Mercenaries yet. So there you have it. I won't be around as much until both of these games start to bore me.

So that's why you've missed two turns on the siege map and one on NYC? I'm gonna have to take this out on my next assassin victim.

[strike wolf]

WHAT!!!!!!!!! HOW!!!!!!!!!!! DARE YOU

ne we are the knights who say ne ne ne ne

we will say ne ne unless you read the 7 pages ne ne ne ne


and bring us a shrubary!!!!!

Your strange grammar usage makes me want to kill myself.

feel free.

you think he gets what movie its from jonsy??

Well I thought it was Monte Python and the Holy Grail until I saw that the words weren't spelled the same...

[strike wolf]

I answered the request for bananas. What would you rather see?

Bull testicles.

That's one thing I don't miss about what autoload's posted in the past.

[strike wolf]

My internet, for some unknown reason (probably Canada), cut out at about 9pm last night. It turned back on sometime today. Damn you auto!

Funny, that happened to me too. The Wi-Fi on my Wii stopped as well.



... I smell a conspiracy...

Damn Canada. First the internet, now our video games? WHats next our radio stations? *hears someone asking me a question* TV? why would they care about tv? Anyways. This must stop here I hereby form the Anti-Canadian ANti-internet/videogames party coalition...and if you think that's a mouth full wait till you find out that's the abbreviation.

Imagine if it was... f*ck, I can't remember the word... You know, one of those words where every letter stands for a word.

Acronym.

nu-uh it's an accordion.

[strike wolf]

Cool I contributed to a possible "worlds longest thread"... now what?

You help make it longer, cementing your place among the longest?

[strike wolf]

You go to Disney World.

Well that's obvious.

[strike wolf]

That was a long posting spree. SO I'll end this quickly. Check out what I did:

Game 5452212

[strike wolf]

Well this is f'd up. I'm playing in an assassin's game and my opponent has just declared that he'll help the guy going after me eliminate me in my last remaining territory...

Other than that I made a couple of risky moves and at least one stupid one. ONe of the risky ones almost won and now could cost me the game. One was in escalating where I used my set (worth 40 troops) and my other bonuses (worth 25 troops) to try to eliminate my last opponent from the game and took all but three territories from him so if he has a set (has 3 cards) he'll probably eliminate me from the game and even if he doesn't would have to have some seriously horrendous dice not to put me at death's door. Hopefully, he doesn't have the set.

[targetman377]

I answered the request for bananas. What would you rather see?

Bull testicles.

no please never!!!!!!!!!!

[targetman377]

Time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

*watches as luc hands falls off and he quickly picks them up and looks around nervously thinking know one saw goes on with his catching up post*


*me in a secret spot*

I was watching the whole time.

was that not the funnest look on luc. face ever???

[strike wolf]

I answered the request for bananas. What would you rather see?

Bull testicles.

no please never!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I don't think you were here for that era.

[strike wolf]

Time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

*watches as luc hands falls off and he quickly picks them up and looks around nervously thinking know one saw goes on with his catching up post*


*me in a secret spot*

I was watching the whole time.

was that not the funnest look on luc. face ever???

looked like he might have soiled himself.

[targetman377]

Targetman lives by his own grammar rules. So what he says is correct.

this post has my official seal of approval

I think you've been going a little overboard with the seals of approval. Just because a post is epic win doesn't neccesarily make it seal-worthy.

This gets strike's paw stamp of approval.

this post does not get my seal of approval

[targetman377]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

your eating pizza too!!!!!!!!!!!!

... What? I know the Corleones are Italian, but still... What?

I think there is a Godfather pizza chain.

it is we have them in Minnesota

[targetman377]

Targetman lives by his own grammar rules. So what he says is correct.

this post has my official seal of approval

I think you've been going a little overboard with the seals of approval. Just because a post is epic win doesn't neccesarily make it seal-worthy.

first off i do not use it that much there was during that period two great post sense then there has been none. sorry

I'm the one who has had a history of abusing it.

thank you lone wolf you are a gentlemen and a scholar. you always admit your mistakes.