Conquer Club

strike wolf wrote:I don't think he named you. Unless you consider yourself one of the uber christians of course.

well i am cathlic but i am not in your face convert or die! i dont like that when people push you and do stuff like that

I'm half-catholic, half-methodist. Which basically makes me non-denominational.

strike wolf wrote:I'm half-catholic, half-methodist. Which basically makes me non-denominational.

I'm half-awesome and half-badass. Which basically makes me the wrong ***** to f*ck wit.

And I'm half-karate ass kicker, half-NRA supporting gun toter. So if you mess with me you'll likely end up with a sai in your gut and a bullet in your ass.

strike wolf wrote:And I'm half-karate ass kicker, half-NRA supporting gun toter. So if you mess with me you'll likely end up with a sai in your gut and a bullet in your ass.

I'm half terrorist and half American, so I want to kill myself, but in two very different ways.

Frigidus wrote:

strike wolf wrote:And I'm half-karate ass kicker, half-NRA supporting gun toter. So if you mess with me you'll likely end up with a sai in your gut and a bullet in your ass.

I'm half terrorist and half American, so I want to kill myself, but in two very different ways.

Frigidus wrote:

strike wolf wrote:And I'm half-karate ass kicker, half-NRA supporting gun toter. So if you mess with me you'll likely end up with a sai in your gut and a bullet in your ass.

I'm half terrorist and half American, so I want to kill myself, but in two very different ways.

I'm half-witted and half-hearted, which means i have a not very clever way to finish this sentence, if I could even be both...

I'm half Indian half cowboy. How is this supposed to work?

This thread is reaching quite large proportions, when considering the regular threads around it here.

They probably don't know what to do about such a large thread. And with all the mergers they are probably worrying that it is becoming the equivalent of a black hole sucking all the other threads into it's cavernous depths.

My cock has its own event horizon.

Neoteny wrote:My cock has its own event horizon.

omfg I'm sigging this.

Neoteny wrote:My cock has its own event horizon.

Great place to stumble into the conversation.

wow everbody wow

targetman377 wrote:wow everbody wow

Iliad wrote:

targetman377 wrote:wow everbody wow

The conversations on this fourm stimulate my brain.that is what i mean by this.

The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:You are absolutely correct owen, we simply hate Canada's Thanksgiving...I don't know what it is, but ALL mods hate it (thus why you can't post it in GD)

But then again, since this is getting merged we must hate World Standards Day too

We would kick the Canadians asses on Boxing Day!

owenshooter wrote:he works hard for his money...-0

Shake that Penguin ass!

I feel that we have wandered slightly off topic here.


On the other hand, you all inspired me to go out and purchase a packet of hobnob flapjacks last night. Which both saved me time cooking dinner, and were also delightfully tasty.

Om nom fucking nom.

This song would be funny, if only I knew what in the hell is a Camel Toe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9WPkPVTJwU

congrats to my good friend DavidOh on his recent rise in rank from pitiful question mark, to private first class!!! it has been a true pleasure and honor watching you fall into the dark world of CC addiction, after all the taunting and teasing you offered up to me over my love of all things CC!!! i can already see your non-fat, soy, decaf, chai latte sitting in your new CC mug at Progress Coffee in the mornings, as you browse CC hoping for a turn!!! congrats my friend!!! keep up the good fight!!-0

p.s.-black jesus loves you!!!

I've introduced quite a few people in Changsha to Hobnobs and I always refer to them as 'Britain's Best Biscuit', to which they reply "you mean cookies, no?"

To help the OP get back on to the topic at hand here are some more of my favourite warm-down activites:

1. An informed (and possibly imagined) post game interview with Des Lynam, where I modestly identify the primary reason for my victory as luck, while smiling in such a way as to make clear I am just being modest for forms sake.

2. An exciting (and conceivably fantasised) three in a bed romp with a Page 3 Girl and a Playboy Bunny, where I pleasure them in every way possible by describing my speed game victory in round by round detail.

3. A depraved (and undoubtably made up) naked stroll through the woods accompanied by a charming lady wood elf, who teaches me Elvish mind techniques to further my pursuit of page 1 on the CC scoreboard.

Do Hobbits eat hobnobs?

Is that like, cannibalism?