I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.
May God have mercy on us.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:31 am
by mrswdk
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.
May God have mercy on us.
May God also have mercy on ourselves.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:45 pm
by BoganGod
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.
May God have mercy on us.
In my mercy I forgive you, benighted simpleton that you are. All jokes aside, I believe you would be much happier after you say Shahada.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:53 pm
by jackrusoe
Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:12 pm
by notyou2
Welcome to Jack.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 4:39 am
by mrswdk
jackrusoe wrote:Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself
Location: Marseille.
This is obviously AoG's new boyfriend that he's made in France. That didn't take long.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 7:46 pm
by muy_thaiguy
notyou2 wrote:Welcome to Jack.
No no no! Jack to welcome!
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:33 pm
by notyou2
Jack off?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:03 pm
by Bernie Sanders
jackrusoe wrote:Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself
Do you like watching Gladiator movies?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:48 am
by apey
notyou2 wrote:Jack off?
Has anyone ever told you that you are a dirty old mn?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:39 am
by Bernie Sanders
apey wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Jack off?
Has anyone ever told you that you are a dirty old mn?
Look out notyou2, she'll be stalking you now relentlessly.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:12 pm
by waauw
Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:15 am
by Bernie Sanders
waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?
Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:27 pm
by BoganGod
Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?
Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.
Do you have a lakeside holiday home in Thailand?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:21 am
by Bernie Sanders
BoganGod wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?
Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.
Do you have a lakeside holiday home in Thailand?
If I did, I would invite muy_thaiguy to my love nest.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:14 pm
by Serbia
Ohai, I'm Serbia!1! Hai~! Why not?! lolz?! ?! !!
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:26 am
by pghero
New to this - suggested by a friend. Great community you guys seem to have here!
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:30 am
by pghero
Hey y'all my friend recommended I try this out - looks like you guys have a lively group here.
Look forward to sticking around!
I'm from LA.
Kind regards, Jeff F.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:20 am
by BoganGod
My name is Bogan. You may call me Mr God. I created deplorable Hilary, and sell out Bernie as punishment for the american people. Though shalt not destabilise the globe and have peace at home.
Read the words my children. Believe in me, for I can't believe in anyone.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:30 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
My names DDS. Im an asshole.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:40 pm
by riskllama
DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.
gods perfect asshole?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:12 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
A hairy one to boot
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:28 am
by Dukasaur
DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.
I'm tempted to break out in song....
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:13 am
by tzor
Dukasaur wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.
I'm tempted to break out in song....
Yes I can see that as the first line in a Long Meter arrangement. (Common Meter could also work) But I'm having a hard time getting a third line to rhyme with asshole.
Sounds like a hit.
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:34 am
by 2dimes
How's this?
My name is DDS. I am an asshole. What do they use to cut Tzor's hair. Looks like a soup bowl.
