Conquer Club

Granted, but they still hate their music


I wish that I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight

granted but you die of a heart attack from all the cholesteral.

I wish to be a millionare

granted, but you got the money illegaly and are put in prison for 20 years

i wish the high wasnt -1 degrees F in milwaukee.

granted but now its 0 degrees F.

I wish to leagally be a millionare

granted, but your so rich that all the players suicide on u for the rest of ur life

i wish for a m-1 tank

Granted but it is a micro machine...


I wish for control of all the natural resources in the world

Granted, but the aliens from V come down and forcibly take all of the water from you at gunpoint.

I wish I had a bigger washing machine.

Granted, but it costed you a fortune.

I wish everyone would just be nice to me!!

Granted, but they talk about you behind your back...

I wish that we could do something about the prison system in America. Something BENEFICIAL!

Granted, but the process of actually making a US federal program work upsets the natural order of the universe and reality implodes.

I wish my neck would stop hurting so much.

Granted, but only because Bubba from Cell Block 18 gets to call you 'bitch' from now on...

I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but someone spat in it.

I wish I was a cat..
erm.. I just realised that sounded weird..

Granted, but you live your whole life in an animal shelter...


I wish I was in a boy band.

Granted, but your band sucks!

I wish for a new car!

Granted, but it's a remote controlled toy car.

I wish I was a little bit taller
Wish I was a baller
Wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her.

none of your wishes are granted cos u wished too much.

I wish for servants.

gavin_sidhu wrote:none of your wishes are granted cos u wished too much.

I wish for servants.

Granted

I wish that he will get his servants

granted, but the paradox you just created by granting a wish with no strings attached caused a rift in the thread-time continuum and all his servants gets sucked into a parallel forum.

i wish the gaping hole of discontinuity Hendy created would get filled

Granted but it gets filled with newbs wait... thats a good thing

I wish for a working scanner in my room.

granted, but when you try to scan your ass one day it breaks from your weight. lol.
i wish i had the power to slow down time.

Granted, but after using your power to try and save the life of a Texas waitress, your power gradually weakens until you become convinced that the only way you'll ever be able to slow down time again is to acquire, against considerable odds, a samurai sword from a shadowy Vegas businessman.

I wish for my own personal teleportation device.

you teleport while drunk and teleport yourself right into a crack house and pass out before you can teleport yourself out. while sleeping, the crack heads steal all your possessions and clothes, smoke your teeth and one of them rapes you in the butt. you catch aids and die 2 years later.

i wish i had cool horns like this guy

Granted, but it looks really weird and people are scared of you.

I wish I had some more money

Granted, but due to inflation your billion dollars has the purchasing powe rof like fifteen bucks.

I wish for Kid A to be viciously beaten by a gang of rabid howler monkeys.

granted, but they beat you too

I wish I could eat chocolate right now