Conquer Club

Suzy1 wrote:As Lola Bunny and as Suzy1, I ask that you don't give up. I as well as you might have trouble in the games I am playing. And I am not eligible of winning anything here if not the tournament. But you are in good contention for Cartoon Personality and have brought alot of entertainment to this thread. You have played the character well. Amazing that you had a boss named Mr Burns! lol I like Texas as it is my neighboring state and I as well uphold the 2nd Amendment!!! Call me a redneck bunny if you like..although I am just your ordinary southern rabbit! Good luck[/color]

Suzy1 wrote:Now that's entertainment... It's great to see all of your characters in action! Thanks for the kind words also Butters. I am helping out, but Eric (Elijah) is the one who has masterminded this entire tournament. He's really somethin! I'm gonna go play some basketball with Aliens...

That was pretty good. As an avid reader ... I enjoy (creative) pure writing from people. I think there's a book in everyone (no, really). Just a matter of getting it on paper ... and then rewrite. I have never did the NANOWRITMO ... but maybe some year ... when I have time to lock myself up in a room, no windows or distractions ... just pure writing. (I tend to get distracted easily and then talk myself out of ... what was I talking about?)

I think writing cures certain amounts of unrest ... nervous energy, or even too much B12. It can take you places, not of this moment in time

ODWO wrote:Anyone seen the new Conquer Club "Classic" Map? Pretty Nice!

ODWO wrote:

Suzy1 wrote:Now that's entertainment... It's great to see all of your characters in action! Thanks for the kind words also Butters. I am helping out, but Eric (Elijah) is the one who has masterminded this entire tournament. He's really somethin! I'm gonna go play some basketball with Aliens...

That was pretty good. As an avid reader ... I enjoy (creative) pure writing from people. I think there's a book in everyone (no, really). Just a matter of getting it on paper ... and then rewrite. I have never did the NANOWRITMO ... but maybe some year ... when I have time to lock myself up in a room, no windows or distractions ... just pure writing. (I tend to get distracted easily and then talk myself out of ... what was I talking about?)

I think writing cures certain amounts of unrest ... nervous energy, or even too much B12. It can take you places, not of this moment in time

Indeed, you should! I would love to think that there is a writer soemwhere inside Lola Bunny, however, I know better! But there is a very talented reader One of the very best books I have read is Cartman's novel. It is brilliant!

ODWO wrote:

ODWO wrote:Anyone seen the new Conquer Club "Classic" Map? Pretty Nice!

(sigh) I'll get the hang of this yet

MyTurnToWin wrote:Miss Bunny, we're ready for our test subject. The project is finished, we just require the guinea pig.... I mean the volunteer. I disguised it in a slamperpdolehsoe (you still have the code decipher ring I hope).

Roadrunner grabs a can of paint and whooooooooooooooooosh out to the highway to paint over the big red X with black paint to match the asphalt. In its place he leaves a book entitled "Advanced Chaos Plans" with the subtitle " Reading Level 7 - 9".

He smiles as he anticipates what will happen when the book is actually opened.

meep meep

Whispers to RoadRunner...pssst...pssssst.psssst pssst...who the guinea pig is

Suzy1 wrote:I thought I would give ya'll a heads-up...Cartman had a power outage last night. Hopefully he will be wired and ready to "shock" us today!

So we get home late and the power's out - which is bad enough, but then my daughter steps in something squishy...
My cat, Klutzy, had gotten on the table and devoured some leftover chicken, which made her quite sick.
Imagine walking through your house with candles (couldn't find a flashlight, of course) looking for cat vomit.
Needless to say, Klutzy has - for the time being - been banished from the kingdom, and today I get to steam clean my carpet. -Exactly how I wanted to spend New Years Eve....

Elijah S wrote:Happy New Years everyone! And remember... If you drink...drive very fast...wait...that's not it... If you drive, drink very much...wait, that doesn't sound right either.... Oh, I've got it - If you drink, don't drive! Well, unless you're drinking like carrot juice or soda or water...
Seriously - Be safe and remember, 2010 is going to be a great year!

aligator_al wrote:

Elijah S wrote:Happy New Years everyone! And remember... If you drink...drive very fast...wait...that's not it... If you drive, drink very much...wait, that doesn't sound right either.... Oh, I've got it - If you drink, don't drive! Well, unless you're drinking like carrot juice or soda or water...
Seriously - Be safe and remember, 2010 is going to be a great year!

Too many thoughtful words in the above for this to have been written by Cartman (the dumbass)
Somebody must have hacked his account.
The tournament is gonna be voided before we know it.
Happy New Year, btw!

Oh, did I say Happy New Year? I don't know what I was thinking. What I really meant was lick my ballz, Kyle. You and that pea-brain bird running through the desert... Both of you can lick my ballz.

Elijah S wrote:Happy New Years everyone! And remember... If you drink...drive very fast...wait...that's not it... If you drive, drink very much...wait, that doesn't sound right either.... Oh, I've got it - If you drink, don't drive! Well, unless you're drinking like carrot juice or soda or water...
Seriously - Be safe and remember, 2010 is going to be a great year!

Nothing but drama on this block when old man Burns is around. reminds me of 'reality TV' ... I think that's what they call it. Think I'll head to Moe's Place. Start working on that new years resolution to get in shape. They usually barbeque some yardbirds on Friday nights. The animal. Not the old rock group w/Jimmy Page on guitar. That would be quite distasteful and a waste of a good 8 track tape.

MyTurnToWin wrote:Right on Miss Bunny...... that's our ummm errrr volunteer.

That ol' coyote left a box near the boulder where I slept. I altered the contents and had it overnighted to Mr. Burns. If he opens it then KABLOOEY and he'll have a face full of BLUE talcom powder. If he doesn't than the package self destructs leaving blue scum all over his door step.

Either way will bring a smile to our faces. meep meep

Yea, I saw someone walking over to Mr Burns' place picking up the package... looked like that guy Smithers! No tellin where it'll end up I've designed a new basketball. It is truly a weopon known to cause broken noses it may really come in handy during this competition...Every guy (looney toon and other toon) I've ever known cannot walk past a basketball without picking it up and bouncing it! What's up with that anyway? No matter, it will definitely be the cause of alotta black eyes round here!

Elijah S wrote:

Suzy1 wrote:I thought I would give ya'll a heads-up...Cartman had a power outage last night. Hopefully he will be wired and ready to "shock" us today!

So we get home late and the power's out - which is bad enough, but then my daughter steps in something squishy...
My cat, Klutzy, had gotten on the table and devoured some leftover chicken, which made her quite sick.
Imagine walking through your house with candles (couldn't find a flashlight, of course) looking for cat vomit.
Needless to say, Klutzy has - for the time being - been banished from the kingdom, and today I get to steam clean my carpet. -Exactly how I wanted to spend New Years Eve....

Bout right Cartman, blame it on the cat!!! Can't hold ya licker? Oops I mean liquor? Beware of that Happy New Year greeting from Cartman, there's probably some way you will lose points from it!

aligator_al wrote:

Elijah S wrote:Happy New Years everyone! And remember... If you drink...drive very fast...wait...that's not it... If you drive, drink very much...wait, that doesn't sound right either.... Oh, I've got it - If you drink, don't drive! Well, unless you're drinking like carrot juice or soda or water...
Seriously - Be safe and remember, 2010 is going to be a great year!

Too many thoughtful words in the above for this to have been written by Cartman (the dumbass)
Somebody must have hacked his account.
The tournament is gonna be voided before we know it.



Happy New Year, btw!

Sounds more like "he" hacked up in his account! But, good call!

ODWO wrote:

Elijah S wrote:Happy New Years everyone! And remember... If you drink...drive very fast...wait...that's not it... If you drive, drink very much...wait, that doesn't sound right either.... Oh, I've got it - If you drink, don't drive! Well, unless you're drinking like carrot juice or soda or water...
Seriously - Be safe and remember, 2010 is going to be a great year!

I agree ... 2010 is going to be great .. as well as the whole decade. Hopefully there'll be plenty of electricity to keep everyone hooked up.

Happy New Year 2010!

Remember: Alcohol does not make you FAT...
It makes you LEAN...

... against tables, chairs, floors, walls, cars, people, anything not moving too fast ...

ODWO: I actually like fresh Carrot Juice. Good Stuff!
Mr. Burns: Oh, you would.
ODWO: (looking at Mr. Burns liver spots on his crome-dome .. or is it a Moon Cookie?) You know, you could use some juice yourself. maybe add in some apple, parsley and celery too. Parsley is good for your breathe, and the apple will keep you from being so, .. so .. uptight.
Mr. Burns: Hmmm, do I look like a grocery store?
ODWO: a .. No. But your skin will actually get some color in it. Hey, isn't that you are getting a delivery at your doorstep? (points across the railroad tracks)
Mr. Burns: Hmmm, not expecting anything, but, no problem, my assistant will be picking it up and taking it to work. They're bringing over some papers for me to sign anyway, and a passport.
ODWO: Why? Running from the IRS? Witness protection?
Mr. Burns: No you numbskull. It's called a vacation, you idiot. Snow birds fly south(flaps wings like a bird).
ODWO: Well that's good to know. (looks back across railroad tracks) Who is that picking UP the package now? And why are they running back to their car with it?
Mr. Burns: That's Smithers!!!! I fired him weeks ago. Why's he doing...? (starts running down the street)
ODWO: Nothing but drama on this block when old man Burns is around. reminds me of 'reality TV' ... I think that's what they call it. Think I'll head to Moe's Place. Start working on that new years resolution to get in shape. They usually barbeque some yardbirds on Friday nights. The animal. Not the old rock group w/Jimmy Page on guitar. That would be quite distasteful and a waste of a good 8 track tape.

Mr. Burns: (Yelling from a distance while running) ODWO, I've seen your old picture on conquer club. Does that skull mean you're a bonehead?
ODWO: (contemplating to himself) You know? I've wondered that same thought before..... Hmmmm.

Very funny stuff Mr Burns! Very clever! You should be careful posting your whereabouts