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Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:13 pm
by Ace Rimmer
T1s are for children. I've got an OC12

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:43 pm
by owenshooter
Tdans wrote:hey baby... have you seen my unicorn?

bwa, ha, ha, ha!!!!-the blak jesus

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:32 pm
by clapper011
hey baby, can I help your malfunction?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:02 pm
by rdsrds2120
You're going to want to give me a gold in freestyle after tonight.

-rd

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:00 pm
by Victor Sullivan
The only u substitution I'm making tonight is you with my now ex-girlfriend.

The parts of you that aren't pretty are the null set.

The limit as love approaches infinity is our relationship.

Oh, that's just TFO. We play Parcheesi on Monday nights. Wanna play?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:17 pm
by rdsrds2120
Victor Sullivan wrote:The only u substitution I'm making tonight is you with my now ex-girlfriend.

The parts of you that aren't pretty are the null set.

The limit as love approaches infinity is our relationship.

Oh, that's just TFO. We play Parcheesi on Monday nights. Wanna play?


lol...math ones are stupid yet awesome.

TIME FOR PIRATES!

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

-rd

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:25 pm
by Victor Sullivan
rdsrds2120 wrote:TIME FOR PIRATES!

Arrr! I be the Dread Pirate Melvin, and unless ye be wantin' a whoopin', ye better be handin' over ye cargo real quick like, arrr...

Arrr! Methinks I've "hooked" a fine lady!

Ya don't need a map to find yer beauty.

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:37 am
by AndyDufresne
'Babe, do you have some nurse training? The dice have cut me to the bone, and I need a little fixin' up from you.'


--Andy

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:44 am
by clapper011
did you just try to take me while wasted? (yes scott this ones for you :P)

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:38 pm
by Scott-Land
clapper011 wrote:did you just try to take me while wasted? (yes scott this ones for you :P)


It seems that I got lost trying to..... :o :oops:

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:07 am
by mr. CD
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:25 pm
by rdsrds2120
You can roll 3 to my 2 all night, if you please.

-rd

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:26 pm
by clapper011
will you be wanting a cosmopolitan while you nuke?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:45 pm
by mpjh
Are you still this lovely when you stand up?

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:52 am
by AndyDufresne
In honor of Cutesy Club and Valentines Days:

'Babe, lets stop our fighting game today. Love conquers all.'


--Andy

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:48 pm
by Victor Sullivan
"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:52 pm
by Army of GOD
"I'm not Victor Sullivan"

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:11 pm
by AndyDufresne
Victor Sullivan wrote:"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."


Uncongrats for VS not understanding this topic is for pick-up lines vaguely related to Conquer Club.

Wait, wrong topic.


--Andy

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:14 pm
by Victor Sullivan
AndyDufresne wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:"Hey, baby, I can feel our chemistry already. You're like the sodium to my chloride - bonded ionically, the strongest type of bond."


Uncongrats for VS not understanding this topic is for pick-up lines vaguely related to Conquer Club.

Wait, wrong topic.


--Andy

Uncongrats to Andy for improperly abbreving my name :P

Whoops, you've got me going now 8-)

"I'll bombard you with my good looks all day."

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:21 pm
by Army of GOD
"I'm still not Victor Sullivan"

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:46 am
by natty dread
Hey babe, how about I show you my baton while you make stripes on my back and call me colonel. Later, you can cook for me...

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:39 am
by Mageplunka
I know a guy who had a dozen tattoos on the side of his , lets call it "shaft". When he goes to the bars, he meets someone and asks them if they want a dozen roses.

I didnt see it personally, but he IS covered with them , so i took his word

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 11:26 am
by AndyDufresne
Babe, today might be our last day together. You should lower your defensive build-up...you don't want to die with a virgin continent, do you?


--Andy

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:58 am
by AndyDufresne
'Hey Babe, can I get a look at your personal menu?'


--Andy

Re: Pick up lines

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:05 pm
by mysticbell
A guy actually tried this one on me...
" Hey babe, you wanna go hang out at my place ? I'll let you play with my Star Trek online account, I have a huge ship..."


Yes he was serious...