Conquer Club

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=h7RcqRmBlIQ
Check out those penguins groovin'!

Seriously, no other mod makes me laugh when posting the reason(s) why a thread is locked, merged, edited, or whatever.

I just wanted to publicly shout that out. Pengui, you're the coolest hall monitor of them all.

I know, I know, probably sounds like brown nosing, and I fully expect this thread to be considered off topic and merged with something else and probably result in me getting a ban or something. But it needed to be said. You elicited a belly laugh from me for your statement of hating World Standards Day.

Keep up the great work guys.

lol i just herd the funnest thing on a movie "we should all jump in the air because the elevator will think no one is in it. and will open the door" thats great a lodgic.

I love you too dave, and all is fair in love and war...but this is only a war site. Love and dating sites are

Merged to the mini-ot thread

i just noticed somthing we all get post counts added as long as the not yet banned is still down

owenshooter wrote:happy turkey day to all our canadian friends!!! i suppose there shall be a ton of missed turns due to
tryptophan overdoses all over the northern reaches of north america... anyway, here is a bit of knowledge for all of our canadian brethren to use when they are searching for an excuse to explain their missed turns today on canadian turkey day:

Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in it, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can't manufacture it. The body has to get tryptophan and other essential amino acids from food. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep. So if you eat a lot of turkey, your body will produce more serotonin and you will feel calm and want a nap, thus missing your turns on Conquer Club.

I get the same effect from eating too many ribs.

saraith wrote:

owenshooter wrote:Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in it, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can't manufacture it. The body has to get tryptophan and other essential amino acids from food. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep. So if you eat a lot of turkey, your body will produce more serotonin and you will feel calm and want a nap, thus missing your turns on Conquer Club.

So we should expect all you Americans to deadbeat in November, then?

Not me. I probably won't be in a game to deadbeat out of.

keiths31 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Is a Canadian Thanksgiving dinner similar to a US one?

Well...we usually eat turkey, perogies, cabbage rolls, stuffing, potatoes, gravy, etc. Drink beer and/or wine. And we also watch football all day. So you tell me? I have never been to an American Thanksgiving dinner.

Sounds pretty similar. Not so much the cabbage rolls but everything else.

strike wolf wrote:

saraith wrote:

owenshooter wrote:Turkey does have the makings of a natural sedative in it, an amino acid called tryptophan. Tryptophan is an essential amino acid, meaning that the body can't manufacture it. The body has to get tryptophan and other essential amino acids from food. Tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin niacin, which, in turn, helps the body produce serotonin, a remarkable chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep. So if you eat a lot of turkey, your body will produce more serotonin and you will feel calm and want a nap, thus missing your turns on Conquer Club.

So we should expect all you Americans to deadbeat in November, then?

Not me. I probably won't be in a game to deadbeat out of.

Hey give us a break TURKAY is where it is at!!!!! ok its once a year ok so us amercans can deatbeat all we want!!!!! after all we have the RIGHT too!!!!! i dont know about your so called country of orgin but we here like our turkey are football(not that lame sport soccar) and we for sure love our RIGHTS!!! jk

targetman377 wrote:hey lone wolf i think i figured out what happened you know a long time ago we question what would happen if we by passed the year in the padges right? so now we know when the world is going to end. what page where we on again?

I know when the world will end. But I can't tell anybody because it would destroy the universe and since the world would be destroyed before it was supposed to then that would destroy the universe again and having the universe blow up twice would just suck.

Frigidus wrote:

pimpdave wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:
There was much watching of football (american of course), which I smiled in a glazed way at (a mysterious game to me).

Wait, really? I know the rules of soccer very well, and can follow the game just fine, and I'm an American. Do all Europeans really not understand the game?

To be fair soccer is a lot more straightforward. One play in football often has no similarities to another.

That is true.

Frigidus wrote:

Fruitcake wrote:This all makes no sense now. Whatever is happening?

The equivalent of every thread in a forum being crumpled together.

I kind of imagine that this is what the Longest Thread and/or spamalot would look like if everyone in the OT forums posted there.

Ew! d'ya mean I got contaminated now with essence of spamalot?

[goes for lengthy shower. In holy water.]

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:hey lone wolf i think i figured out what happened you know a long time ago we question what would happen if we by passed the year in the padges right? so now we know when the world is going to end. what page where we on again?

I know when the world will end. But I can't tell anybody because it would destroy the universe and since the world would be destroyed before it was supposed to then that would destroy the universe again and having the universe blow up twice would just suck.

Maybe if the universe was dyestroyed twice the scond time it does not get dystroid it gets rebuilt

I don't remember creating this thread...

Has someone hacked my account?

I'd say you being drunk at the time is a more likely explanation.

hip hip horray for Fuzzi

InkL0sed wrote:I'd say you being drunk at the time is a more likely explanation.

Yeah, I really need to stop doing that....

He's very... Fuzzy. And Penguin-esk.

That makes him semi-sexy.

little homie we all take thx for what you do...

he works hard for his money...-0

targetman377 wrote:i just noticed somthing we all get post counts added as long as the not yet banned is still down

So?

And yes, you're "contaminated" with the likes of Spamalot... And the debaters, and 9/11 conspiracy theorists, and uber Christians...

And the hecters.

hecter wrote:

targetman377 wrote:i just noticed somthing we all get post counts added as long as the not yet banned is still down

So?

And yes, you're "contaminated" with the likes of Spamalot... And the debaters, and 9/11 conspiracy theorists, and uber Christians...

hey hey hey i do not contamanate anyone ok.and for you spamy mc spamer you are wrong i am a very cheeful person lol

I don't think he named you. Unless you consider yourself one of the uber christians of course.