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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:41 pm
by Honibaz
Granted, but bk barunt, who thinks he is the flame master, tries to out flame you and both of you lose at flaming. Nobody is the ultimate flamer from that moment on.
I wish I could control time.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:43 pm
by McSnipe
Granted, but you must wear a clock like Flavor Flav.
I wish I could draw a paradoxical object.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:46 pm
by strike wolf
Your wish is cut off at paradox and the universe is instantly destroyed.
I wish for a new wolf dog.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:51 pm
by McSnipe
Granted, but the dog bites you in the balls, and gets hit by a truck.
I wish I could play the electric guitar insanly well.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:51 pm
by Honibaz
Granted, but it is actually a toy.
I wish for a better future.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:54 pm
by strike wolf
granted but you die before it comes to pass.
I wish that I had a space ship.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:55 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but it's made out of legos.
I wish I had a rubber band.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:56 pm
by strike wolf
muy_thaiguy wrote:Granted, but it's made out of legos.
I wish I had a rubber band.
granted and when you stretch it. It whips back and hits you in the eye.
I wish I had a hat
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:57 pm
by McSnipe
Granted, but the rubber is a condom, and the band in My Chemical Romance, who are wearing said rubber.
I wish that I could play electric guitar insanly well
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:58 pm
by McSnipe
Granted, but your hat is an asshat
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:14 pm
by Honibaz
McSnipe wrote:Granted, but the rubber is a condom, and the band in My Chemical Romance, who are wearing said rubber.
I wish that I could play electric guitar insanly well
Granted, you get eletrocuted because it's broken.
I wish there was a word that could replace noob but is not swearing.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:17 pm
by McSnipe
Granted, but the word is Honibaz.
I wish that this game ended right now.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:19 pm
by Honibaz
McSnipe wrote:Granted, but the word is Honibaz.
I wish that this game ended right now.
Granted, but you blo0w up before you wish it.
I wish for a stop to child slavery!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:21 pm
by McSnipe
Granted, but you have to take all of thier place. How was that pereverting my wish? You just went for a cop out.
I wish you were caught in a compramising position with a midget.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:23 pm
by Honibaz
You died before you wish it so even if I grant it it can't be applied.
Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.
I wish for a farm!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:25 pm
by McSnipe
Granted, but the welsh come and bang all of your sheep (joking, guys!)
I wish for a pony.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:27 pm
by Honibaz
Granted, but now My Little Pony owned by Hasbro starts to spam your mailbox upon you owing a pony.
I wish for non-violent resistance towards everything.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:30 pm
by McSnipe
Granted, but Ghandi calls you a pussy.
I wish that Stalin was made of twelve punds of mutton cheese.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:32 pm
by Honibaz
Ghandi promoted non-violent resistance.
Granted, but Stalin loyalists sets fire on your home.
I wish for a trophy!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:41 pm
by strike wolf
Honibaz wrote:Ghandi promoted non-violent resistance.
Granted, but Stalin loyalists sets fire on your home.
I wish for a trophy!
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Granted but it's for worlds worst human being.
I wish that I had a better line then that.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:44 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, it is now 'My new hero is Honibaz'
I wish for a shoe
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:47 pm
by strike wolf
granted. but it's 20 sizes too small.
I wish for there to be two moons (This is too easy)
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:21 am
by Honibaz
Granted, they somehow turn evil and crash towards Earth and kills everything there.
I wish for good education.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:43 am
by magneticgoop
granted but it is in the field of band-aid connoisseuring and the demand for such an education is in short supply.
i wish i had premium membership
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:26 am
by Honibaz
Granted, but it was a joke.
I wish for an emoticon army that only obeys me.