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Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:59 am**

granted, oh you tricky bitch :evil:

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:01 am**

misterman10 wrote:granted, oh you tricky bitch

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:57 am**

muy_thaiguy wrote:Granted, but then you stab yourself in the eye, which goes through your brain and then you die!

I wish misterman could keep his box [size=0]you know you have to mess it up[/size]

Granted, but you steal it from him.

I wish bk barunt would stop bitching in flame wars and move to a retirement home.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:41 am**

Granted, but he moves into the one right next your house.

I wish I had Jesus dice on some of my games

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:23 pm**

Granted, but you still lose anyways

i wish my dog could talk

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:18 pm**

Russianfire8371 wrote:Granted, but you still lose anyways

i wish my dog could talk

Granted, but then your dog rules all of man kind!
I wish the NESes are the greatest things in the multiverse along with being indestructible!

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:37 pm**

granted, but I break them all

i wish dustn would give in and join the pikachu clan

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:39 pm**

misterman10 wrote:granted, but I break them all

i wish dustn would give in and join the pikachu clan

Granted, but that basically is the last of the recruits.
I wish for everyone to have a NES.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:15 pm**

Their New Envelope Systems prove useless after the near immediate invention of the E-nvelope.

I wish I could teach the world to sing. In perfect harmony. Now bring me my pimp cane and a glass of milk. Mmmmmm... that's right.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:19 pm**

Granted, but your milk is sour.

I wish I had omnipotence.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:35 pm**

Granted, but you become too powerful and kill yourself.

I wish Dancing Mustard would start growing up and stop being such a 12 year old.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:38 pm**

Granted, but he grows up and beats the shit out of you...

I wish my car wouldnt be such a piece of shit.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:52 pm**

Granted, now it is a peice of shit (literally).

I wish I had a decent wish.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:58 pm**

Granted, but because you wished to end world hunger and maintain world peace, you are disqualified from all future Miss Universe pageants.

I wish for a meteor to strike the Sphinx

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:05 pm**

Granted, but you realize that you are only seeing it in a movie.

I wish there was a New Members Forum that is flame free.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:07 pm**

Granted, its called General Discussion :roll:

I wish I could fly.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:10 pm**

I was saying a forum where only new members can create new topics.

Granted, but a poacher thinks that you are a bird and shoots you down. You get injured.

I wish I have the appetite of a hippo.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:12 pm**

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine and are chopped to bits.

I wish I had a pet werewolf that would only do what I told it to do.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:58 pm**

Granted, but animal controll comes and shoots it with a silver bullet.

I wish I wish for a perfect life with nothing bad, and no consquences for my actions.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:31 pm**

Granted, have a boring life.

I wish I had a life.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:35 pm**

Granted, but then your account on here dies and you are banned from here.

I wish I had a faster PC.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:35 pm**

Granted but you die due to a poor descicion of your own.

See what I mean now?

I wish I could hold my breath forever.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:37 pm**

Granted, it becomes so fast that it overloads and explodes.

I wish I remembered where I put my timetable for school...

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:37 pm**

McSnipe wrote:Granted but you die due to a poor descicion of your own.

See what I mean now?

I wish I could hold my breath forever.

Granted, since humans breath you are not human anymore and live in the wild.

Posted: **Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:39 pm**

Granted, but then you feel obligated to go to school.

I wish I was the ultimate flamer on this site.

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