Conquer Club

Posted: **Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:10 pm**

MTG sucks like no other!

Posted: **Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:45 pm**

Looks like your mom is getting aroused!!!!!!!!!!!!

or maybe you like this pic i took of your sister....

or how about your father getting some tail at the 2002 winter olympics...

BEAT THAT BIACHES

Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:10 am**

Thats not ok, I wanted at least 2 bananas with my car

Posted: **Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:17 pm**

This is only the begining hombre, I'm gonna ride it all the way to Mexico. Add a little oil, watch her melt. You know what I'm saying...

Posted: **Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:07 pm**

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask stupid questions

Posted: **Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:16 pm**

When you F*ck with bigfoot, you f*ck with me!

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:55 pm**

hehe, when I touch it, it goes all gooey.

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:12 pm**

Norse wrote:hehe, when I touch it, it goes all gooey.

Yuck... Gooey stuff sticks, and when it sticks, it stays.
NES RULES!

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:21 pm**

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:41 pm**

Are those real?

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:44 pm**

Cheesemore wrote:Are those real?

What are you questioning that is real?

Posted: **Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:11 am**

you were once shoved head first through someones vagina. Why are you acting so dinified?

Posted: **Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:11 pm**

It's all in the smile dude, it's all in the smile.

Posted: **Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:18 pm**

That reminds me of a time when you couldn't get a decent steak for love nor money.

just when you thought russia had stopped being pretentious.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:23 am**

random crap

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:28 am**

Holy deodorant sticks Batman! The Evil Telephone Poll just killed Marilyn Masson!

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:58 am**

Have you seen my keys?

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:41 pm**

That's a nice cane... If you know what I mean.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:03 pm**

i dont know what you mean but i got a hole in my roof

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:07 pm**

My left eye works, but my right eye is blind...

Wait, both my eye's work now, but i've got a sore ankle.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:10 pm**

random crap at the person above/below you

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:16 pm**

10 Barrels rolling: Run!

*Finds light sabre*....negative captain

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:24 pm**

I think I will eat you in post tonight!!

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:27 pm**

I think you will

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:05 pm**

If the paper is sour, give the bath water back to the Arabs.

I'm not just saying this to try and get you on side here, but these tomato-factories aren't going to power the steam engines on a far away planet by themselves, are they?

It's times like this when I wonder why bother building these damn minature war figurines out of water, try telling your neighbour that they won't make too much noise, and you'll be lucky to get a wet kipper in the face.

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