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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:14 pm
by Avron
jnd94 wrote:RANDOM AND FUNNY FACT:
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent
of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to
have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had
F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

Thats not true you fucktard. Its just a theory and has never been fucking proven.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:44 am
by Iliad
Post
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:45 am
by hecter
Iliad wrote:Post
Please illiterate...

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:07 am
by Avron
Hecter I feel like shit on a stick...=/
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:09 am
by hecter
I'd hug ya man, but I don't want mono!
PS I'm sorry you have mono and feel like shit on a stick...
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:41 am
by FiveThreeEight
Mono sucks. I had it when I was in middle school. I didn't feel like doing anything. I feel for you.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:24 am
by Avron
I'm in this stage now where I can't stop coughing up shit, I have like a garbage full of spit, thats fucking gross.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:34 am
by Minister Masket
Greetings Fools!
I get my long awaited GCSE results today! And if I didn't get a B in Maths, I'm pretty much screwed! I did well on the exams, but I clucked up the Coursework, so it's all rather tense ATM.
I'll let you know how I did later.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:41 am
by Iliad
hecter wrote:Iliad wrote:Post
Please illiterate...

Oh that post was FUNNY! I gotta say Beastly can entertain
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:07 am
by Iliad
Spam
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:58 am
by Avron
I'm gonna hire Duke Nukem to rip of your head and shit down your throat Iliad.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:35 am
by FiveThreeEight
Avron wrote:I'm in this stage now where I can't stop coughing up shit, I have like a garbage full of spit, thats fucking gross.
I did that for about two weeks. It was nasty.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:25 am
by static_ice
Avron wrote:I'm in this stage now where I can't stop coughing up shit, I have like a garbage full of spit, thats fucking gross.
well I've been sick since Friday, it started as a big sore throat, then it went away but my nose was plugged solid, and now it mutated into a cough
and yes I produce much phleg-m
on top of that my teeth hurt after an ortho appointment yesterday, they like physically pushed them tighter and it hurts to chew
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:36 am
by FiveThreeEight
So, that must be you in your avatar, then. That's the picture in my mind, anyway.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:37 am
by static_ice
rofl true except I won't make an indentation into your shoulder

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:38 am
by jnd94
aloha

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:40 am
by FiveThreeEight
That means "hello" and "goodbye" in Hawaii.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:43 am
by static_ice
it also means "love" I think...
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:46 am
by jnd94
so then hello to people I like, and goodbye to annoying n00bs. Plus, I love cheesecake.....

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:50 am
by firth4eva
cheesecake?
a cake made out of cheese
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:53 am
by FiveThreeEight
Also known as a cheesy cake made of cheese, or a cake that is cheesy.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:56 am
by jnd94
firth4eva wrote:cheesecake?
a cake made out of cheese
cream cheese, heavily creamy.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:59 am
by FiveThreeEight
Heavily, or heavenly?
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:49 pm
by static_ice
Avron wrote:jnd94 wrote:RANDOM AND FUNNY FACT:
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent
of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to
have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had
F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

Thats not true you fucktard. Its just a theory and has never been fucking proven.
just remembered: another theory is that it came from the German word "frichen" which means "to strike"... eventually it branched out to "f*ck" and "friggin"/"fricken"

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:50 pm
by Avron
Is anyone gonna join this damn clan match?