Conquer Club

Dancing Mustard wrote:What is with that Pikachu thing anyway? Is it literally just Pikachu-Flavoured Spamalot, or is there a point to it?

IT's not a Pikachu-Flavoured Spamalot. <_<

static_ice wrote:

firth4eva wrote:

static_ice wrote:

firth4eva wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Absolutly.

BTW: Nice to know that Clan Pikachu is 90% forum rejects.

and 10% firth

actually I'd say pancake is less of a reject than you

yep.
i would too

so its 10% pancake and 90% rejects

What about me?

cena-rules wrote:HECTER IM CALLING YOU OUT.

YOU GET 3 PEOPLE
I GET 3 PEOPLE

BEST OF 3 SERIES

I WIN: YOU DISBAND SPAMALOT AND IT NEVER EVER RETURNS

YOU WIN: I WILL JOIN SPAMALOT AND WEAR A SPAMALOT SIG AND A AVVY OF YOUR CHOICE

Oh yeah that sounds totally fucking awesome and balanced!!!!!

When we're done with this how about we play a game where if I win then you give me one squillion gazillion gigamillion and seventy six tonnes of pure platinum and three billion hundred thousand gajillion decalitres of diamond juice, and if you win then I give you a small rusted wingnut I found under the hearse at my Grandmother's funeral?

Sound good? Let's get eet orn!

Dancing Mustard wrote:

cena-rules wrote:HECTER IM CALLING YOU OUT.

YOU GET 3 PEOPLE
I GET 3 PEOPLE

BEST OF 3 SERIES

I WIN: YOU DISBAND SPAMALOT AND IT NEVER EVER RETURNS

YOU WIN: I WILL JOIN SPAMALOT AND WEAR A SPAMALOT SIG AND A AVVY OF YOUR CHOICE

Oh yeah that sounds totally fucking awesome and balanced!!!!!

When we're done with this how about we play a game where if I win then you give me one squillion gazillion gigamillion and seventy six tonnes of pure platinum and three billion hundred thousand gajillion decalitres of diamond juice, and if you win then I give you a small rusted wingnut I found under the hearse at my Grandmother's funeral?

Sound good? Let's get eet orn!

you may have noticed that this changed.

Hecter still said no

CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

hecter wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:No but she came home and saw the URL, she didnt need to look at it, so she busted my friends balls then he busted mine, i'd bust yours but you're just too far out there

You dolt, why didn't you delete it from the history?

I did fool, she still found out somehow, i dont know how they pull it off, but i did a clean sweep in history

were u watching porn?

0ojakeo0 wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

hecter wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:No but she came home and saw the URL, she didnt need to look at it, so she busted my friends balls then he busted mine, i'd bust yours but you're just too far out there

You dolt, why didn't you delete it from the history?

I did fool, she still found out somehow, i dont know how they pull it off, but i did a clean sweep in history

were u watching porn?

Yup

DILDO MONSTER!!!

hecter wrote:

0ojakeo0 wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

hecter wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:No but she came home and saw the URL, she didnt need to look at it, so she busted my friends balls then he busted mine, i'd bust yours but you're just too far out there

You dolt, why didn't you delete it from the history?

I did fool, she still found out somehow, i dont know how they pull it off, but i did a clean sweep in history

were u watching porn?

Yup

DILDO MONSTER!!!

DDS.
try using a different internet browser when going on that stuff. and clear the history on all of them.

Theres this thing called a temp file, that doesn't go away. And if you went directly to the url its gonna be tagged in your quick drop down. Use Fox and Just clear all private.

Avron wrote:Theres this thing called a temp file, that doesn't go away. And if you went directly to the url its gonna be tagged in your quick drop down. Use Fox and Just clear all private.

Yup, that's the one. Works for me every time.

so dont search on google?

how do u wipe the history?

0ojakeo0 wrote:how do u wipe the history?

It's a long and rigorous process, which is better known as "formatting the hard drive".

jnd94 wrote:hey static, long time no see

howdy

pancakemix wrote:

static_ice wrote:

firth4eva wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Absolutly.

BTW: Nice to know that Clan Pikachu is 90% forum rejects.

and 10% firth

actually I'd say pancake is less of a reject than you

Thanks... I think...

it wasn't a compliment technically, it just wasn't an insult

hi to everyone

SPAMALOT!

Narrator: The trolls were weak and the flamers were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

DirtyDishSoap: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:Hecter: You have many mods, lack. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than your whips.
Lackattack: It's not the lash they fear. It is my divine power.

Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
VincentM: On these keyboards, boys!
[Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

AK Iceman: Our posters will block out the sun.
DirtyDishsoap: Then we will spam in the shade.

DirtyDishSoap: What the hell are you laughing at?
Skittles!: You had to say it!
DirtyDishSoap: What?
Skittles!: Fight in the shade!

AK Iceman: My signature!
DirtyDishsoap: It's not yours, anymore!!!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammer's law and by Spammer's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

VincentM: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Turtle kings. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Lackattack himself, the Turtle poster elite. The deadliest posting force in all of conquer club. The Mods.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Lack: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of banning. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

VincentM: They look tired!
Spartan King Leonidas: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[VincentM is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: VincentM , I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
VincentM: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail.
Lackattack: Your ASA rivals will stop posting... if you but you will stop posting.
Hecter: That is quite an offer. Only a mad man would refuse it. But this stop posting business... I'm afraid spamming all those threads of yours has left me with a nasty cramp in the hand I type surrender with.

Hecter:Let me guess, you must be Lackattack

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
Cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your profession?"
Knights: SPAM!

Lackattack: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all.
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a mod, that few stood against many

Hecter: There's no reason we can't be civil.
VincentM: [hijacks a stupid thread] Right Sire.

Lackattack: Consider the fate of your women.
Hecter: Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here judging by what I've seen.

Hecter: Spammers! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in Flame Wars!

Cynthia: I am not here to represent Hecter; his spam speak louder than my posts ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard: mothers, daughters, fathers, sons - three hundred families that bleed for our rights, and for the very principles this room was built upon. We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Spam army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of a forum - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery.

VincentM: We Spammers have descended from Sir Spamalot himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being banned for spamming in the forums is the greatest glory he could achieve with his account. Spammers: the finest soldiers the world has ever known.

Hecter: You there! Serbia! May you live forever. DIRTYDISHSOAP!

DirtyDishSoap: We did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do!

Xenhu: [before raping Queen Cynthia] This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your King.

XenHu: My whore Queen...
Queen Cynthia: [stabs Xenhu] This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen!


Hecter: You there! What is your profession?
[points to a poster behind pancakemix]
Poster #1: A creator of mafia, sir.
Hecter: Hm... and you, poster - what is your profession?
[points to another poster]
Poster: I'm a browser of the map foundry, sir.
Hecter: [turns to his posters] Spammers! What is your profession?
Spammers: Spam! Spam! Spam!
[simultaneous, followed and preceded by immediate silence]
Hecter: [turning to pancakemix] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.
FOR SPAMALOT

Langrab edition coming soon(maybe I might be too busy not caring)

Why do you still have that? And why am I on there?

Skittles! wrote:Why do you still have that? And why am I on there?

Yay! I was just testing whether this thread has really died and no-one will respond, or will someone post.

NO-ONE IS HERE! The walls of the castle are empty! I can only hear my voice and my breathing! If you are here call to me!

[size=0]Sorry guys I think I'm going mad [/size]

Hello?

And, yes, you are.

No posts exist for this...bzzzt....SYSTEM ERROR!!! YOU SUCK!

I hate to repeat myself

I hate to repeat myself

I hate to repeat myself

wow now I know what it feels like to be Iliad.

hahaha we are all laughing