Conquer Club

hecter wrote:

jnd94 wrote:

Cynthia wrote::shock:

hey cynth

She's actually leaving...

you mean from CC or to california?

jnd94 wrote:

hecter wrote:

jnd94 wrote:

Cynthia wrote::shock:

hey cynth

She's actually leaving...

you mean from CC or to california?

Both

throw it away forget yesterday....we'll make the great escape

hecter wrote:

jnd94 wrote:

hecter wrote:

jnd94 wrote:

Cynthia wrote::shock:

hey cynth

She's actually leaving...

you mean from CC or to california?

Both

well that sucks. Im going to go off and cry now

ad is back

*beats off*

Oh Yeah.....

willis wrote:Oh Yeah.....

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masturbation Song

You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I love You"
or "Here's Fifty dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers
and a wanker or a muff

'Cause everybody's doin' it,
all across the land
Masturbators Of america,
Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it
ask your parents how it's done

You don't need a special license
You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip
between your hips and get a thrill

'Cause everybody's doin' it,
and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America,
Give Yourselves a Hand!

(Musical bridge, with lots of suggestive dance moves on the
ROCKER'S part. For instance, he does that one bit where you
jump backwards on one leg while playing air guitar, except that
instead of playing air guitar he's stroking air wanker.)

You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert
while you watch the Grateful Dead

You can rub it with some lotion
You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it,
Michael Jackson jacks it off

Your attitude will soften,
your horizons will expand.
Masturbators of America,
Give Yourself a Hand

Vincent M wrote:Masturbation Song

You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I love You"
or "Here's Fifty dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers
and a wanker or a muff

'Cause everybody's doin' it,
all across the land
Masturbators Of america,
Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it
ask your parents how it's done

You don't need a special license
You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip
between your hips and get a thrill

'Cause everybody's doin' it,
and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America,
Give Yourselves a Hand!

(Musical bridge, with lots of suggestive dance moves on the
ROCKER'S part. For instance, he does that one bit where you
jump backwards on one leg while playing air guitar, except that
instead of playing air guitar he's stroking air wanker.)

You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert
while you watch the Grateful Dead

You can rub it with some lotion
You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it,
Michael Jackson jacks it off

Your attitude will soften,
your horizons will expand.
Masturbators of America,
Give Yourself a Hand

QFT

*beats off*

UnderSeage wrote:I've been best friends with vince since the 3rd grade and he told me about CC so I decided to join Boooya

Fucken A /////ya

Drop by my house Cynthia.

Psilocbin wrote:Drop by my house Cynthia.

You wish

I'm not kidding, drop by and I'll see if you're really THAT hot.

Psilocbin wrote:I'm not kidding, drop by and I'll see if you're really THAT hot.

She is.

Yes, cynthia, come and model for me and I will take professional grade pictures of you and I will tell them all how good you really are...

Psilocbin wrote:Yes, cynthia, come and model for me and I will take professional grade pictures of you and I will tell them all how good you really are...

You wish

Stop being so up-tight Hecter.

Yeah, I'll tell you if she's worth it.

I just downloaded Firefox

Awesome, you're a little late, but you're very welcome to a whole new world. First tip: Now you can set up tabs and watch different kinds of porn on each tab.

You can already do that on IE.

Now you're a little slow.