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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:58 pm
by john9blue
natty_dread wrote:this is a case of
the pot telling the kettle
to learn how to count.
I know how to count!
I had the right number of
syllabillables.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:12 pm
by Imaweasel
Why do we exist?
To serve a greater purpose?
Or to die pointless.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:25 pm
by natty dread
john9blue wrote:I know how to count!
I had the right number of
syllabillables.
what the f*ck is three
not five, not four, not two, three.
insert punchline here.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:32 pm
by john9blue
W, my friend.
Say it out loud: duh-bul-yew.
It's three syllables.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:29 am
by natty dread
how many is
?
does that count as syllable?
i think at least one.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:37 pm
by Rocketry
So what? It's Monday.
If the boss wants a day off,
then it's a day off!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:45 pm
by natty dread
whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
you might lose your job
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:54 pm
by Falkomagno
As a CC fan
I'm proud to declare:
This thread is alive
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:00 pm
by john9blue
natty_dread wrote:how many is
?
does that count as syllable?
i think at least one.
Wait... AS SYLLABLE?
Poetry's no reason to
shun articles.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:52 pm
by natty dread
john9blue wrote:Wait... AS SYLLABLE?
Poetry's no reason to
shun articles.
shut up! yes it is.
the number of syllables
is all that matters.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:30 pm
by Rocketry
You ain't got nothin!
And I'll escape with my soul!
And a clear conscience!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:32 pm
by Rocketry
Life: It's just a game...
you only get one turn, so,
you may as well cheat!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:15 pm
by natty dread
you can cheat your life
but you can not cheat your death
for long anyway
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:23 pm
by AndyDufresne
Intensity Cubes
are like the tides but without
that consistency.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:58 am
by brian fletcher
Supercalifra
gilisticexpiali
dociouss. M Poppins.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:17 am
by Rocketry
Am I SCARING you?
Oh, the SCARRS? Cover her EYES!
Now give me you SOUL!
Complete my MACHINE
of PERPETUAL MOTION
to PRESERVE my MIND!
Please FULLFILL my LUST
for RANDOM GENERATON
to POWER CC!
Rocket.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:01 am
by Rocketry
if you push something
too hard. eventually
it is bound to break
How sad,
Rocket.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:00 pm
by Ace Rimmer
natty_dread wrote:whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
you might lose your job
whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
he just might agree
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:03 pm
by Ace Rimmer
Lack did an update
Broke the site for the players
Don't do that again
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:21 pm
by Ace Rimmer
In honor of Rocketry's love of the more concise 3/5/3 form:
six, six, six
versus six, six - what?
I will cry
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:03 pm
by john9blue
one two three four five
one two three four five six sev
en aww goddammit
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:46 pm
by natty dread
lazy haiku man
writes lazy haikus like this
blah blah blah blah blah
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:18 am
by Ace Rimmer
Conquerclub Haikus
Is the title of the thread
Stop with the blah blah
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:22 pm
by Rocketry
Going back to jail
Saturday thirteenth of March.
Pleasure knowing you.
Rocket.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:21 pm
by Rocketry
A warning for you:
If you play the lottery,
beware of the prize...
Rocket.