Conquer Club

shadowdude wrote:u suck


Any way

NESconqueror wrote:

Daring Overlord5 wrote:granted, but when you get to the store, they are all sold out.

I will i had the wings of an eagle

Granted, but when you started flapping those wings, you did not fly.
I wish that Xbox 360 does not exist nor did halo!

granted but the NES wasnt invented either



i wish people would stop trying to corrupt us corrupting wishes

Granted, but you wind up corrupting yourself!
I wish that Xbox 360 and halo did not exist, BUT NES does.

Granted, but NES wasn't invented as a game console, but as Nashville Electric Service.

I wish for a plane ticket to California, and one that will arrive in California in between next week and the end of September, but not one that's on a plane that crashes or gets re-directed, or one that takes a month to get there or any other period of time that results in my death, or one that's impossible for me to get on the plane, or one that's in any other scenario that results in anything other than my safe arrival in San Fransisco.

granted after u reach san fransico u get shot


i wish i was called bob

shadowdude wrote:granted after u reach san fransico u get shot


i wish i was called bob

Granted, but someone fully adresses you as bobbi! XD
I wish the XBOX 360 and halo did not exist, but NES existed as a gaming console!

Granted i have the only 1 in the world


i wish My unique Nes would blow and under no circumstanec happen to go to NESconquerer and work

shadowdude wrote:Granted i have the only 1 in the world


i wish My unique Nes would blow and under no circumstanec happen to go to NESconquerer and work

Granted, but someone accidentally short circuits the short circuit chip and it falls into my hands.
I wish Xbox 360 and halo didn't exist, but NES did and was not one of a kind, but 10 billion of a kind and operational!

Granted but u have been in jail for 20 years have never heard them and think they suck
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shadowdude wrote:Granted but u have been in jail for 20 years have never heard them and think they suck
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Granted, but YOU are NESconqueror!
I wish for xbox 360 and halo to not exist, but NES to exist in operational condition with 10 billion more of its kind and I am not in jail or hate it!
I will go berserk if you corrput that one or deny it.

Granted, Everyone in the world has a working model of the NES, Except you. By law you are not to have one, and if you even look at one, there are orders to eliminate you on the spot, no questions asked.

I wish NESConqueror would not obsess about the NES or any Nintendo products.

I'm not a miracle worker...

I wish I was a miracle worker.

Granted, but now you no longer have any time for CC!

I wish I had premium with no bad side effects.

granted... but then you create a multi because you get powerhungry for even more and more points, you get busted and the Prenium gets stripped.


**side effects are not directly related to premium, just you powerhungryness.


I wish I had a new flatscreen TV with digital cable.

Granted, but then it falls on you and kills you and it is destroyed.

I wish I had an Xbox 360

Granted but you play it all month and you starve because you can't get off it. You die.

I wish this thread would die.

Granted, but then I mishear you and thought you asked "I wish the Spamolot thread would die".

I wish I had misterman's box

nevar!

Don't worry, I'll upgrade you to a dog house without the dog!

I want a puppy

You have to wish for it...

fine, i wish i had a puppy

Granted, but then it pees everywhere.

I wish I had a boxcutter...

granted, but i hide my box from you

i wish i could keep my box forever

DID I SAY IT WAS FOR YOUR BOX! I t was actually to disect some pokemon....

Granted, but it becomes so filthy and full of waste, nothing can live inside it!

I wish I had a knight's armor

muy_thaiguy wrote:DID I SAY IT WAS FOR YOUR BOX! I t was actually to disect some pokemon....

Granted, but it becomes so filthy and full of waste, nothing can live inside it!

I wish I had a knight's armor

sure
granted, but its too heavy that you drown

i wish i had a pencil

Granted, but then you stab yourself in the eye, which goes through your brain and then you die!

I wish misterman could keep his box [size=0]you know you have to mess it up[/size]