notyou2 wrote:The republicans are fucked because of............................themselves. If you believe the Dems did it, you're batshit crazy too.
(I Don't try to avoid the spam filter and if I was in charge you would be sentenced to an entire week of having the defense dice roll constant double 6's)
Thank fuck you're not in charge! Also, this conversation should be cropped out of this thread, as it's derailing the intended purpose of introducing one's self.
ahem.
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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:47 pm
by tzor
Serbia wrote:Thank fuck you're not in charge! Also, this conversation should be cropped out of this thread, as it's derailing the intended purpose of introducing one's self.
Damn it, you're right. I deserve nothing but horrible defense dice. (Wait that already happens to me ...)
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:48 am
by mrswdk
I'm Mrs WDK, a sexy young Chinese lady. My interests include pwning everyone at risk and also greater gun control would lead to even more mass shootings and crime.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:50 pm
by Army of GOD
hi
my name is Army of GOD and I enjoy having sex with people with vaginas and definitely not penises
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 12:42 am
by DirtyDishSoap
AoG is also a pathological liar.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:29 am
by BoganGod
By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:44 am
by riskllama
welcome back???
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:42 pm
by Dukasaur
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.
Dear God:
All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?
If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:44 pm
by waauw
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.
Dear God:
All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?
If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.
Zlatan fulfills all wishes, as soon as there is a 50.000 crowd cheering.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 4:54 pm
by Serbia
All my life I've been searching for something. Something never comes, never leads to nothing. Nothing satisfies, but it's getting close.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:46 pm
by BoganGod
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.
Dear God:
All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?
If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.
My beloved and errant child. Your lack of gratitude for what you have is the reason you will never win the lotto or get to finger bang the two hottest women from 1982. People get what the deserve and secretly wish for, most of the time. Remember that God's are capricious and jealous. I know you've been worshipping the perforated hand carpenter from the fisherman frat.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:32 am
by Dukasaur
BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.
Dear God:
All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?
If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.
My beloved and errant child. Your lack of gratitude for what you have is the reason you will never win the lotto or get to finger bang the two hottest women from 1982. People get what the deserve and secretly wish for, most of the time. Remember that God's are capricious and jealous. I know you've been worshipping the perforated hand carpenter from the fisherman frat.
Dear God: Your spelling sucks. There was no reason for an apostrophe in "God's" above, and I suspect you meant to say "People get what they deserve" not "the deserve."
My faith is shaken. I demand a refund for the cost of all the sheep I have sacrificed in Your Name.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:05 pm
by BoganGod
God's create, including grammar, puncheweAchun, and shit. No demands will be forthcoming puny mortal of tiny faith.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:30 am
by Bernie Sanders
BoganGod wrote:God's create, including grammar, puncheweAchun, and shit. No demands will be forthcoming puny mortal of tiny faith.
My name is Bernie Sanders. I love how Bogan wears his Burger King crown.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:28 am
by Army of GOD
hi
my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:59 am
by Dukasaur
Army of GOD wrote:hi
my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.
Are you Satan?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:20 pm
by tzor
Army of GOD wrote:my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.
AoG is still angry about being rejected from being a cast member for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I never tried ...
Pity, really, I think I can do a really good "let me sleep on it."
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:45 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Hi.
My name is DirtyDishSoap. I'm kind of a big deal. Been around CC since...forever. Seen just about every major drama event. I have PTSD because of it. I wake up sometimes in the middle of the night, clutching my keyboard and my tissue box.
I need friends. Love me?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:31 pm
by Serbia
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Hi.
My name is DirtyDishSoap. I'm kind of a big deal. Been around CC since...forever. Seen just about every major drama event. I have PTSD because of it. I wake up sometimes in the middle of the night, clutching my keyboard and my tissue box.
I need friends. Love me?
ABSOLUTELY!
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:32 pm
by 2dimes
DirtyDishSoap wrote: I need friends. Love me?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:57 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:41 am
by waauw
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
My dog has the same problem.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:25 pm
by BoganGod
waauw wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
My dog has the same problem.
I'm sure your dog knows you by now, so the butt sex is no longer a surprise.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:39 am
by Bernie Sanders
Hi my name is Bernie Sanders. Wondering why everyone is so infatuated with anal sex?
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:54 pm
by warmonger1981
Why you care? You not getting any? Viagra not working? Max out your credit card on hookers? Your butt hurts from Hillary pounding you?
