and no I'm not insane its called dedication, anyone who is good at something must possess this attribute
Pah, planning to become the next Pro tennis player?
You should apply your super-tennis skills to exterminating your bug problem.
As for my name: You have no proof!
no but I plan to become very good at it... and my bug problem is unfixable unless we move; luckily for me I only have a year left in this bughole til I'm off to college, I'm gonna ditch this house and never come back
and as for your name, theoretically it is impossible to prove anything, according to that one thread about the scientist breaking the other's kneecap
You should set fire to the house on your way out. It'll remove the bug problem for the next tenant
Ahh, that was a good story. I plan to duplicate it as soon as I can find an Intelligent Designist
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes, we own all your generals. Touch us and you loooose...
Skittles! wrote:All people are insane, Tom, insane and stupid.
Yes, but these people transend insanity and pass into the happy, tennis playing fields beyond.
if I could do that then I would be fine with it, tennis relieves a lot of stress, more than it creates
And it also creates sweaty scrotems that bounce, and bounce, and bounce, and mixed around with pubic hairs... I don't wana go there.
well that could happen with any sport, it just depends how long you play it, even golf (which I also happen to play )
It's a good reason why I don't play sports. Also I'm too lazy.
you should try it, it helps brings home the ladies and ward off the fat that is yet to come once you turn 30
You haven't seen me.. Which would explain why you think I would ever get fat. i won't. I'm way too skinny to get fat.
I saw your face on the picture thread and I figured you were pretty skinny, but trust me anyone can get fat if they don't anticipate it and take steps to prevent it, at minimum you will get a pot-belly when you're 50
Skittles! wrote:Yup, from drinking beer and eating lots and lots of bread. I hate bear, and i never eat lots and lots of bread, so I've figured i'm pretty safe.
I've never understood the attraction of alcohol.
Conversely, my brother loves it, despite only being 13
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes, we own all your generals. Touch us and you loooose...
Skittles! wrote:Yup, from drinking beer and eating lots and lots of bread. I hate bear, and i never eat lots and lots of bread, so I've figured i'm pretty safe.
I've never understood the attraction of alcohol.
Conversely, my brother loves it, despite only being 13
Holy crap; we have a stereotypical Australian right there. Lucky you.
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Skittles! wrote:Yup, from drinking beer and eating lots and lots of bread. I hate bear, and i never eat lots and lots of bread, so I've figured i'm pretty safe.
I've never understood the attraction of alcohol.
Conversely, my brother loves it, despite only being 13
"young people drink cuz they think life is awesome, old people drink cuz they know life sucks"
Skittles! wrote:Yup, from drinking beer and eating lots and lots of bread. I hate bear, and i never eat lots and lots of bread, so I've figured i'm pretty safe.
I've never understood the attraction of alcohol.
Conversely, my brother loves it, despite only being 13
Holy crap; we have a stereotypical Australian right there. Lucky you.
Ha! He's only steriotypical in that way, really. You can tell he is going to trancend the entire concept of campness later in life
And with that I am off to bring down humanity.
(If your house get's hit by a flying car and/or Quantum Deconstructor, it is entirely not my fault.)
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes, we own all your generals. Touch us and you loooose...
Skittles! wrote:Yup, from drinking beer and eating lots and lots of bread. I hate bear, and i never eat lots and lots of bread, so I've figured i'm pretty safe.
I've never understood the attraction of alcohol.
Conversely, my brother loves it, despite only being 13
Holy crap; we have a stereotypical Australian right there. Lucky you.
Ha! He's only steriotypical in that way, really. You can tell he is going to trancend the entire concept of campness later in life
And with that I am off to bring down humanity.
(If your house get's hit by a flying car and/or Quantum Deconstructor, it is entirely not my fault.)
Minister Masket wrote:Greetings fools! What act of stupidity are you attempting today?
Too put a Minivan on the roof of every house in the city.
(I know I said i'd be off, but I discovered some work which needs typing up and so that takes preferance over causing chaos and woe. Unfortunatly, CC takes preferance over that )
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes, we own all your generals. Touch us and you loooose...
