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firth4eva wrote:
Fircoal wrote:you guys still up for it?


nope. found a better game
Curses. Guess that means I get no bank account number then...
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im reaching an all time low.
you know about that score thats about as good as fircoal can get
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firth4eva wrote:im reaching an all time low.
you know about that score thats about as good as fircoal can get


Shut up, I know there a lot of people on this part of the forum that can't even get to 1400.
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well im going to go now. see you in 2weeks!
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*runs in screaming again*

THE DILDO MONSTER!!! AHHH!!! THE DILDO MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breaks into tears*
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hecter, Do you remember what DDS was banned for this time?
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willis wrote:hecter, Do you remember what DDS was banned for this time?

Damnit... Not again!
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hecter wrote:
willis wrote:hecter, Do you remember what DDS was banned for this time?

Damnit... Not again!
It was a couple of days ago. I thought it was a 24 hour, but he told me yesterday that he was still banned
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hecter wrote:*runs in screaming again*

THE DILDO MONSTER!!! AHHH!!! THE DILDO MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breaks into tears*
OMG O.O

READY THE CANNONS!
READY THE KNIGHTS!
THE CASTLE WON'T GO DOWN
WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Hecter, what did it look like!? O.O
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Shadowstar wrote:
hecter wrote:*runs in screaming again*

THE DILDO MONSTER!!! AHHH!!! THE DILDO MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breaks into tears*
OMG O.O

READY THE CANNONS!
READY THE KNIGHTS!
THE CASTLE WON'T GO DOWN
WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Hecter, what did it look like!? O.O

It was horrifying!

Seriously though, it was the WORST porno in the HISTORY of porn!!! It had these dildo's strapped to it, and it looked like a worm with a giant set of dentures in the head, and dildo's came out of its mouth, and while it was fucking this girl, dildo's were swinging everywhere and she was tugging on them, and the whole thing was really fucked up and not arousing in anyway.
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hecter wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
hecter wrote:*runs in screaming again*

THE DILDO MONSTER!!! AHHH!!! THE DILDO MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breaks into tears*
OMG O.O

READY THE CANNONS!
READY THE KNIGHTS!
THE CASTLE WON'T GO DOWN
WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Hecter, what did it look like!? O.O

It was horrifying!

Seriously though, it was the WORST porno in the HISTORY of porn!!! It had these dildo's strapped to it, and it looked like a worm with a giant set of dentures in the head, and dildo's came out of its mouth, and while it was fucking this girl, dildo's were swinging everywhere and she was tugging on them, and the whole thing was really fucked up and not arousing in anyway.
O.O

Even if its Dildoness is powerful, it has nothing to stop spam! WE CAN TAKE IT DOOOOOWN!! *takes sword of spam and runs outside*

*goes back in, face white with terror* Hecter, someone's here to see you...
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Shadowstar wrote:
hecter wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
hecter wrote:*runs in screaming again*

THE DILDO MONSTER!!! AHHH!!! THE DILDO MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breaks into tears*
OMG O.O

READY THE CANNONS!
READY THE KNIGHTS!
THE CASTLE WON'T GO DOWN
WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Hecter, what did it look like!? O.O

It was horrifying!

Seriously though, it was the WORST porno in the HISTORY of porn!!! It had these dildo's strapped to it, and it looked like a worm with a giant set of dentures in the head, and dildo's came out of its mouth, and while it was fucking this girl, dildo's were swinging everywhere and she was tugging on them, and the whole thing was really fucked up and not arousing in anyway.
O.O

Even if its Dildoness is powerful, it has nothing to stop spam! WE CAN TAKE IT DOOOOOWN!! *takes sword of spam and runs outside*

*goes back in, face white with terror* Hecter, someone's here to see you...

O.O

*runs into my super secret chamber by DIRECTIONS CENSORED and locks the steel door from the inside*
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*sacrifices shadowstar to the beast of dildos, it leaves, never to return. as it leaves i hear shadowstar scream in pain/pleasure?*
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*watchs, then looks for better porn.*
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Fircoal wrote:*watchs, then looks for better porn.*

technorgasmic baby!!!
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n8freeman wrote:*sacrifices shadowstar to the beast of dildos, it leaves, never to return. as it leaves i hear shadowstar scream in pain/pleasure?*
*Was hiding under bolted down hubcap*

*Monster realized the substitute was fake, didn't care, and walked away*

*gets out from under hubcap*
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*beats off to porn* They goes and looks for someone to have sex with.
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Fircoal wrote:*beats off to porn* They goes and looks for someone to have sex with.
gfy
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Shadowstar wrote:
Fircoal wrote:*beats off to porn* They goes and looks for someone to have sex with.
gfy


*has sex with self*
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Fircoal wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
Fircoal wrote:*beats off to porn* They goes and looks for someone to have sex with.
gfy


*has sex with self*

*tosses a pikachu doll*
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hecter wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
Fircoal wrote:*beats off to porn* They goes and looks for someone to have sex with.
gfy


*has sex with self*

*tosses a pikachu doll*


*has sex with Pikachu doll*
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Fircoal wrote:
hecter wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
Fircoal wrote:*beats off to porn* They goes and looks for someone to have sex with.
gfy


*has sex with self*

*tosses a pikachu doll*


*has sex with Pikachu doll*
*Pikachu doll rejects Fircoal*
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Shadowstar wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
hecter wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
Fircoal wrote:*beats off to porn* They goes and looks for someone to have sex with.
gfy


*has sex with self*

*tosses a pikachu doll*


*has sex with Pikachu doll*
*Pikachu doll rejects Fircoal*


:cry:
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*pats fircoal on the back, and hands another pikachu doll* there you go, she won't reject you...
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s.xkitten wrote:*pats fircoal on the back, and hands another pikachu doll* there you go, she won't reject you...


YAY! *has sex with the new Pikachu doll*
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