Conquer Club

I am not very
good at these annoying things
but I guess I'll try

down, back up: OLD SPICE!
the man your man could smell like
I AM ON A HORSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Rocket.

[player]Fireside Poet[/player],
currently recruiting for:
Project FIrestorm!

Rocket.

way to advertise
when you grow up you should be
salesman-type person.

Nice Spamming Natty
You are inspiration for all
But for my sake, stop

counting can be hard
one two three four five six-- umm...
what, oh what, comes next?

do you make
3 lines
to play?

All CC Members
Cover all your little eyes
Blitz fails at Haikus

may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

natty_dread wrote:may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

what chu talkin' bout?
he had enough syllables...
learn how to count, son!

john9blue wrote:

natty_dread wrote:may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

what chu talkin' bout?
he had enough syllables...
learn how to count, son!

read the thread and see
i meant his earlier one
now who looks stupid?

Nice Spamming Natty 5
You are inspiration for all 8
But for my sake, stop 5

5/7/5 structure
is not all that important.
Becuase 5/7/5 syllables in Japanese conveys much less information than 5/7/5 in English, some poets think that an 'English' haiku should in fact be much shorter than 5/7/5.

Rocket.

that post at least had
way too many syllables..
fail all over, yes!

hey natty
shut
up

it is very hard
to count to five and seven
someday you will learn.

ConquerClub Haikus:
Better than Monkey Business?
Oh, by a LONG WAY!

monkey business is
boring these days, same old blah..
same old blah blah blah.



that was example
of lazy haiku writing
filling lines with blah

catholicism:
no more indoctrination!
leave our kids alone!

Rocket.

Rocketry wrote:catholicism:
no more indoctrination!
leave our kids alone!

Rocket.

You say OT sucks,
and yet you bring those topics
here into GD?

I love rum and coke
With a little twist of lime,
Make it on the rocks

I thought alittle bit,
Forehead, slightly creased, musing =
Not much came of it.

Dice went sour once again,
Lost eighty-four to a ten,
Whine, Quit, re-join again


Edit - Decided to write another cause it is addictive (And yes I kind of broke the rules and consider again to be one syllable)

Was called a stalker
In the CC dispatch thread,
only true when online!

wtf
people need to learn to count
rotfl

this is a case of
the pot telling the kettle
to learn how to count.

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