Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:48 am**

who paraded her assets at school (2)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:05 am**

oh what a fine pair she had (3)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:14 am**

she inherited them from her dad (4)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:13 am**

They made all of us stare and drool. [5] =P~

There once was a stripper called Kelly, [1]

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:13 am**

She liked to dance on the telly (2)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:14 am**

she had a shaven crack (3)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:27 am**

And a short stack (4)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:28 am**

along with a big hairy belly (5)

There was a young man from Uranus (1)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:32 am**

Who came to these forums to flame us, [2]

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:33 am**

he did not like what he saw (3)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:36 am**

So we showed him the door, [4]

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:43 am**

And the judge said his crime was most heinous (5)

There was an old man from Dumbarton (1)

Posted: **Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:46 am**

Who had difficulty getting a hard on, [2]

Posted: **Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:38 am**

so he got his groove on (3)

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:23 pm**

....resurrection time....

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:24 pm**

When Jesus was nailed to the cross, [1]

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:02 pm**

He was shown who was boss. [2]

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:10 pm**

But after three days, [3]

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:26 pm**

He went to catch some strays.

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:34 pm**

Who else would give a toss? [5]

I built a magnificent machine, [1]

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:40 pm**

That could rip out a man's spleen. [2]

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:24 pm**

I sold it last week, [3]

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:00 pm**

To a very rich sheik (4)

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:04 pm**

this thread is very bleak 5

I drew a picture 1`

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:33 pm**

about a girl and a hitcher [2]

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