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Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:02 pm
by GENERAL STONEHAM
You wanna know a quick way of getting kicked out of a Walmart?

Walk in with a "UNION ORGANIZER" button.

Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:21 pm
by Megadeth666
275: Break the Gun case and shoot the manager

Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:01 pm
by neanderpaul14
276: Use the toilets that they have on display.......also works well in Home Depot

Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:59 pm
by Lucarilover240
277. Rig all the TV's in the electronics section to play Megadeth666's and GENERAL STONEHAM's avatars over and over again.

Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:42 pm
by Burrito
Give yourself a haircut in the middle of the store.

Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:10 pm
by colton24
279. Take a shower in the busiest place while screaming,"The manager is actually a man not a woman!"

Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:39 pm
by vexx
Don a red vest and stand at the entry welcoming all customers to K-Mart.

Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:02 pm
by frankiebee
280. Burn bibles on the escalators while screaming, Im going to hell, Im going to hell !
OH Shit my shoelace get stuck in the escaltor,,AAARH !!

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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:03 am
by hahaha3hahaha
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Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:14 pm
by drake_259
282. lick everyone in the store

Re: 1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:37 am
by wercool
283 try to leave