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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:45 am
by Honibaz
Granted, but before you can say your wish boomlil's hero Chuck Norris kicks you in the stomach and tells you that you can't grant that wish anymore.
I wish the matrix was real.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:46 am
by Honibaz
Iliad wrote:Granted, except they mix up the ip addresses and kill you instead.
I wish that no-one would post in this thread
Granted, but Spamalot likes to spam a lot so they tell other people to post. You have to obey because you are part of Spamalot.
I wish I could live without any sleep.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:49 am
by Iliad
Honibaz wrote:Iliad wrote:Granted, except they mix up the ip addresses and kill you instead.
I wish that no-one would post in this thread
Granted, but Spamalot likes to spam a lot so they tell other people to post. You have to obey because you are part of Spamalot.
I wish I could live without any sleep.
Granted. You just simply die.
And that doesn't make sense. If I wished that no-one posted and that wish is granted than no-one can post! Haha!
I wish the next poster would always lie.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:57 am
by Honibaz
Granted, but you mistaken me for dustn64 and you start a flame war against him.
I wish that the person who posts after me is trans-sexual.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:06 am
by shadowdude
granted my name is Iliad
i wish that everyone died execpt me
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:22 am
by Skittles!
Granted, but you become so lonely that you kill yourself from being lonely.
I wish there was no life.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:34 am
by shadowdude
Granted but something goes wrong andu die but everthing else lives
i wish that the person below me would insult himself for every1 to laugh at
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:47 am
by Iliad
Yeah I insult himself and everyone laughs at himself
I wish the next poster wouldn't post
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:54 am
by shadowdude
granted but u go crazy and hang youself before u wish
i wish that Iliad would kill all of spamalot including himself
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:03 am
by Iliad
Granted except as you said I went crazy so instead I kill you.
I wish shadowdude was dead
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:15 am
by Honibaz
Granted, but he becomes a zombie and eats up Spamalot's hill(which includes Iliad).
I wish I can reborn instantly anytime after I die.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:54 am
by agtsmitty
Granted, but you keep being reborn as a different animal, slowly moving Down the food chain.
I wish that I could think of something to wish for.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:31 am
by shadowdude
granted but u did wish so u corrupted ur self
i wish that every hated Iliad
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:21 am
by Cheesemore
Granted, but then he snaps and kills everyone
I wish my clan was more active
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:02 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but then it gets deleted.
I wish Spamolot was banned ofr all time.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:13 pm
by Cheesemore
Granted....I see nothing wrong with this
I wish I had exact change for every purchace I ever wanted to make in my pocket (dollars too) and my pocket didn't explode for all the money and it was legal currency
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:23 pm
by agtsmitty
Granted, but its all in pennies and you go crazy at the sound of all that change when you walk.
I wish I could catch a lephrichan so I could have some gold.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:07 pm
by shadowdude
granted but the lepricon sets fire to your hair u run away screaming and forget abuot the gold
i wish that no one would wish after and wishing after does not corrupt it
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:45 pm
by Honibaz
Granted, but people these days just can't stop wishing and corrupting wishes. So they kill you because you are trying to stop them from wishing.
I wish I owned everything in the universe!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:47 pm
by misterman10
Granted, but you own all the diseases so you die
I wish I had a keyboard
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:50 pm
by Honibaz
Granted, but you lose the monitor and the mouse while trying to get a keyboard so you don't have a complete computer system.
I wish I could evolve into another form.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:54 pm
by boomlil
granted you become a cricket
i wish i had a dollar
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:57 pm
by hecter
Granted, but it's a Canadian dollar.
I wish I had a vagina.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:58 pm
by misterman10
granted, now you can GFY
I wish hecter would not be so gay
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:58 pm
by boomlil
i can grant any wish but im not THAT good
i wish i wasnt in canada and that it blows up