Conquer Club

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I would like to make love to you tonight."

Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.


Casablanca

Well, unfortunately for you all, the plans are to be changed. I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. I know Brad is

Rocky horror picture show

Henry Limpet: Well, with the war in Europe and new weapons being invented all the time, why, what if men were actually foolish enough to destroy themselves completely? Then, you see, the fish in the ocean would develop into a new race of men, and, well, this time they might turn out better, you see?


The Incredible Mr. Limpet

So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish - D. Adams.

Otto West:
Wake up! Wake up, Limy fish!

A Fish Called Wanda

Daniel Dravot, Peachy Carnehan: God's holy trousers!

The Man Who Would Be King

king kong: what the f*ck is going on here?

king kong

"Because we're the same person."
"That's right."

Identical twins are never really identical

Single White Female

Morpheus: What is "real"? How do you define "real"?

Matrix

with insomnia nothing is real everything is far away everything is a copy of a copy of a copy

Fight club

To copy others is necessary, but to copy oneself is pathetic.

Picasso

Kirsten Arnesen Clay: Thanks for the compliment, but I know how I look. This is the way I look when I'm sober. It's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say? You see, the world looks so dirty to me when I'm not drinking. Joe, remember Fisherman's Wharf? The water when you looked too close? That's the way the world looks to me when I'm not drinking.

Days of Wine and Roses

"The Female of the Species Is More Deadly Than The Male" -Space.

"You're not getting sex - or dinner! until you shave" - my first wife.

jonesthecurl wrote:"You're not getting sex - or dinner! until you shave" - my first wife.

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

Tranio: The wench is stark mad or wonderful forward.

The Taming of the Shrew

(on being told I was leaving her)
"Fine. Make sure you eat all the bananas before you go, and take the pickled onions with you." My first wife.

jonesthecurl wrote:(on being told I was leaving her)
"Fine. Make sure you eat all the bananas before you go, and take the pickled onions with you." My first wife.

"So Long, And Thanks For All The Pickles" -Jones.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us. All we ask is that you let us serve it your way.

Burger King

I'll have the chef salad please, with the oil and vinegar on the side and the apple pie a la mode. But I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real, if its out the can then nothing.
(waitress) Not even the pie?
(Sally) No just the pie, but then not heated.

When Harry met Sally

"Men and women can never be friends" (Harry Burns).