Conquer Club

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

Chick Young: I know there's no such person as Dracula. You know there's no such person as Dracula.
Wilbur Grey: But does Dracula know it?

Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein

You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.

Jack Handey

Count Dracula: Forgive me. Bon appetit!

Love at First Bite

Nick Charles: Now my friends, if I may propose a little toast. Let us eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.

The thin man

Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died one year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

The Crow

"All I see are dead people" (Twelve Monkeys)

John Keating: They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society

Bluto: TOGA! TOGA!

Animal House

"Seize the donut" - (H. Simpson)

"Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!"

"Don't Quote Me On That" - Madness.

Speak now or forever hold your peace

Wedding Quote

Will Never Marry - Morrissey

The more you ignore me the closer I get - also M.

Possibly the most frightening phrase ever, as I do my best to ignore him, and have to keep looking over my shoulder ever since he wrote that...

Roger Thornhill: Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.


North by Northwest

"Wipe yourself off, man. You're dead."

We can't be dead. We have cable

Nothing"2003"

jonesthecurl wrote:The more you ignore me the closer I get - also M.

Possibly the most frightening phrase ever, as I do my best to ignore him, and have to keep looking over my shoulder ever since he wrote that...

You're now the best

Rick: ...Here's looking at you, kid.

Casablanca

...every time I see you, when I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in!

War of the Roses

Macaulay Connor: Doggone it, C.K. Dexter Haven. Either I'm gonna sock you or you're gonna sock me.
C. K. Dexter Haven: Shall we toss a coin

Philadelphia Story

ron weasley: i'm gay

harry potter

Emily: Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?

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