Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:57 pm**

Army of GOD wrote:12 hours of a double ender in our a-holes

AKA "just another weekday afternoon at AoG's"

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:45 pm**

I'd hang with him. Probably would also need alcohol. His choice. I'm not terribly picky. We'd do something bad ass. Maybe like go to Russia and look at Lenin's body. Yeah. Go to Mother Russia and view Lenin. While drunk. What else would we do? Oh also that means the alcohol is vodka. Go to Russia, get drunk on Russian vodka, go see Lenin. Afterwards we'll watch paint dry, preferably on the exterior of a building. (thanks to [player]betiko[/player] for suggesting another badass activity for us to engage in)

Bollocks.

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:17 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:FT'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

FT will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of getting beat up and upholstered by AoG, nietzsche, BOOM BOOM and BBS
- 12 hours of getting beat up by rishaed
- 12 hours of eating anchovies with PhatScotty
- 12 hours of being virtually ignored by BBS
- 12 hours of getting "the talk" from laughingcavalier
- 12 hours of watching Andy figure out what morte di barbabianca is
- 12 hours of being betiko's platonic sugar daddy
- 12 hours of depriving betiko of "the best sex on the planet" [sic] with FT

First, I think I'll go with the aog, nietszche BBS for starters cuz I'm convinced I would be the one ending up with a whole living room set for my place.

Second, I want to hang out with 2dimes who was woefully absent from the list.

Third, I'll take out Betiko and Phatscotty for a night on the town on me.

BigBallinStalin wrote:Insert various farm tools underneath FT's skin, embalm his body, advertise about the Freak Farmer on a few billboards, set up a "museum" near the 'ol highway, and make a huge loss.

You already submitted one, moron.

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:16 pm**

Serbia wrote:I'd hang with him. Probably would also need alcohol. His choice. I'm not terribly picky. We'd do something bad ass. Maybe like go to Russia and look at Lenin's body. Yeah. Go to Mother Russia and view Lenin. While drunk. What else would we do? Oh also that means the alcohol is vodka. Go to Russia, get drunk on Russian vodka, go see Lenin.

Bollocks.

Is watching paint dry badass too?

Posted: **Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:54 pm**

betiko wrote:Is watching paint dry badass too?

ZOMG why didn't I think of that EDITED.

Bollocks.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:28 am**

12 hours of doing taxes!

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:57 am**

Shroom (~4-5 hours). Then have his mama make me some good Southern cuisine. Drink some scotch and make fun of phatscotty.

-TG

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:10 am**

Hire a 2 seater aeroplane and fly over the US's major conurbations dropping vast quantities of $1 bills on the streets. In the afternoon repeat same but in Mexico.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:09 am**

Invade Poland.

With maglev tanks, it should only take us about 12 hours.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:10 am**

Rigged!

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:16 am**

Playing Monopoly and bankrupt the bastard.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:35 am**

patches70 wrote:Playing Monopoly and bankrupt the bastard.

Same, but no boardgame.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:07 am**

BBS' IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

BBS will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of planning the logistics of worldwide drug legalization with betiko
- 12 hours of drinking and smoking while being leered at by NolaLifer
- 12 hours of pro wrestling with Andy
- 12 hours of masturbating, reading, eating at Taco Bell and watching strippers with crazyirishman
- 12 hours of sharing a double-header with AoG (possibly while playing MarioKart)
- 12 hours of chatting with Maguena
- 12 hours of drinking, smoking and throwing beads at Mardi Gras with notyou2
- 12 hours of going to Russia and getting drunk while staring at Lenin's body with Serbia
- 12 hours of doing Taxes* with Gillpig
- 12 hours of pscilocibin, home cookin' and confabbing about PhatScotty with TA1LGUNNER
- 12 hours of flying in a 2-seater airplane over the U.S. and Mexico dropping $1 bills with laughingcavalier
- 12 hours of invading Poland with Maglev tanks with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of losing at Monopoly to patches
- 12 hours of losing at life to jonesthecurl

* this is Taxes

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:08 am**

ManBungalow

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:37 pm**

Making paper mache masseuses to open a rub-and-tug with.

and copying nietzche's avi and sig.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:38 pm**

Assisting MB in moving up from a bungalow to a mansion. MM.

--Andy

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:26 pm**

Cooking dogs with chef hats on their heads, and on our heads we'll have dogs with chef hats on their heads on our heads.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:24 pm**

what bbs said, times infinity.

chef hat doggies all the way down.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:07 pm**

Watching Man U beat Chelsea 4 zip and loads of football hooliganism.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:29 pm**

With ManB i'd have him make a nice signature for me for about 4 hours. Then we'd hit a pub to get drunk and hit on redheads. We'd call nagerous first to ask which pub the redheads hang out at.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:11 pm**

Plan new courses that could be added to the Community College catalog.

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:50 pm**

I'd spend the day just watching ManB be fucking awesome. As I drink my self to oblivion.

Bollocks.

Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:54 am**

I'd spend my day listening to his answer when I ask him why he chose that username

Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:34 am**

nietzsche wrote:With ManB i'd have him make a nice signature for me for about 4 hours. Then we'd hit a pub to get drunk and hit on redheads. We'd call nagerous first to ask which pub the redheads hang out at.

GINGERS!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:21 pm**

wauuw, GreecePWNS, Lootifer and BigBallinStalin all prefer to spend the day alone than with any of you losers

let's see if ManBungalow has an ...

IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

ManBungalow will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of making papier-mâché masseurs with which to open a Rub 'n Tug with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of being moved into a mansion by Andy
- 12 hours of cooking dogs with chef hats on their heads, etc., with BBS
- 12 hours of cooking dogs with chef hats on their heads, etc., etc., etc., with john9blue
- 12 hours of watching Man U beat Chelsea 4 zip and loads of football hooliganism with notyou2
- 12 hours of designing a sig and then hitting on redheads with nietzsche
- 12 hours of planning new courses that could be added to the Community College catalog with crazyirishman
- 12 hours of being leered at by drunk Serbia
- 12 hours of explaining his username to betiko

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