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Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:27 pm
by Symmetry
Is this a good place for a pithy bumper sticker?
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
Ah... bumper stickers...
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:32 pm
by xelabale
Symmetry wrote:Is this a good place for a pithy bumper sticker?
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA
Ah... bumper stickers...
My Dogma pissed all over the wheel of your Karma though, when it recovered. Poor sod.
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:37 pm
by DarthBlood
bedub1 wrote:Followers are +1 against attack by cars...
good thing he doesn't have many then. otherwise, we'd never have any hit and run jesus stories to share
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:44 pm
by azezzo
this is in poor taste regardless of what , or who you believe in
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:49 pm
by neanderpaul14
I could have sworn I saw Jesus once at Dead Show, of course I was pretty messed up at the time and it might have just been unkempt old hippie that I saw. I can't really be sure though.
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:37 pm
by sinctheassasin
Jonasty wrote:Come on people, jesus would respawn instantly these days... i know for a fact hes on the optimum network.
In 33 AD the average respawn time almost made it impossible to come back, thus the miracle.
did they have autodeploys back then?
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:27 am
by MrWainthrope
azezzo wrote:this is in poor taste regardless of what , or who you believe in
Unless you're a logically thinking individual who believes in nothing.
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:32 am
by xelabale
I've got an amazing Jesus story but he made me promise not to tell anyone. Shhhhhhh
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:47 am
by pimpdave
Wait, wasn't this thread started by the same guy who swore he saw a UFO while driving down 206 in Morris County, NJ a few months back?
Maybe it was Rt. 10.
Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.
Re: I saw Jesus
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:15 pm
by Jonasty
pimpdave wrote:Wait, wasn't this thread started by the same guy who swore he saw a UFO while driving down 206 in Morris County, NJ a few months back?
Maybe it was Rt. 10.
Dude, please share more of your stories. Also, if you aren't paranoid schizophrenic, then you have an amazing life that I envy.
id love to share more stories... unfourtunatley aliens working for the illuminati/new world order shadow government have stolen my memory...