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Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:04 pm
by jimboston
natty_dread wrote:The Karmic Dice Theory declares that the amount one bitches about dice correlates directly to the amount of bad dice one gets.
You mean to say that the CC Powers-That-Be will add the "Bad Dice Adjustment" to the account of anyone who bitches.
jokin'
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:31 pm
by natty dread
jimboston wrote:natty_dread wrote:The Karmic Dice Theory declares that the amount one bitches about dice correlates directly to the amount of bad dice one gets.
You mean to say that the CC Powers-That-Be will add the "Bad Dice Adjustment" to the account of anyone who bitches.
jokin'
No no, it happens automagically by virtue of quantum energy vortices where the psychic vibrations on the frequency of dice-bitching resonate with quasi-material energy fields forming sympathetic pulses that tunnel through the singularity of randomness and materialize into vibrations in the earth's atmosphere which affect the random numbers of random.org just the right way to mess up your dice.
It's science bitches.
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:13 pm
by jimboston
natty_dread wrote:it happens automagically
I plan to steal this word.
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:02 pm
by natty dread
jimboston wrote:natty_dread wrote:it happens automagically
I plan to steal this word.
Well, I'll report you for word-thievery.
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:11 pm
by Mageplunka
i think the dice are working great
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:09 pm
by jimboston
Mageplunka wrote:i think the dice are working great
Blaspheme
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:35 pm
by FireStar
I think the topic should be changes to "New word thread"
Re: New Word Thread
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:56 pm
by owenshooter
FireStar wrote:I think the topic should be changes to "New word thread"
i think when you mock someone's spelling error, you should be sure to double check your own spelling/grammar... the black jesus is amused and still 100 percent correct...-the black jesus
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:02 pm
by FireStar
hmmm its not a nwe word... i guess i fail
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:04 pm
by FireStar
anyways... back to the issue of the dice. I love them a lot and all... but every couple games i don't always get waht i want... not cool CC. jeesh.
Re: New Word Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:56 am
by natty dread
owenshooter wrote:FireStar wrote:I think the topic should be changes to "New word thread"
i think when you mock someone's spelling error, you should be sure to double check your own spelling/grammar... the black jesus is amused and still 100 percent correct...-the black jesus
"I" is always capitalized. When you correct someone's grammar correction you should be sure to double check your own grammar... the colourless Moses has spoken.
Re: New Word Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:15 pm
by Blinkadyblink
natty_dread wrote:owenshooter wrote:FireStar wrote:I think the topic should be changes to "New word thread"
i think when you mock someone's spelling error, you should be sure to double check your own spelling/grammar... the black jesus is amused and still 100 percent correct...-the black jesus
"I" is always capitalized. When you correct someone's grammar correction
, you should be sure to double check your own grammar... the colourless Moses has spoken.
Whenever an independent clause follows a dependent clause, you need to separate them with a comma. Always double check your correction of someone's grammar correction correction.
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:47 am
by R.theghost
Hmm... "corrections's correction"
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:58 am
by nesterdude
niMic wrote:You should use Dice Analyzer. That way, you've got proof. Myself, I can see that since the last time my Dice Analyzer was reset (due to clearing cookies or some such), I've only won 33,6% of my 3v2's, instead of the expected 37,17%. I've also got worse than expected stats in 3v1, 2v2 (not a whole lot of those), 1v1 (or those) and 1v2 (those too). On the plus side, I've won more 2v1's than expected. Yay.
I can also see that my least thrown dice are 4 and 6, and the defenders least thrown dice are 1 and 2.
Incidentally, I've dropped over 200 points in that period, and keep falling.
FML.
Me too down 800
Incidentally are you excited for Towers of Midnight?
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:57 am
by Joodoo
Please send all your complaints to
this guy and he'll be happy to provide a proper solution.
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:06 am
by R.theghost
I was down from over 2200 score to almost 1500... all the work of almost 1 year lost in about a month...
Joodoo wrote:Please send all your complaints to
this guy and he'll be happy to provide a proper solution.
Lol.
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:17 pm
by AndyDufresne
No, don't send it to that thedice.
Send it to [player]the_dice[/player].
--Andy
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:19 pm
by Caymanmew
AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.
Send it to [player]the_dice[/player].
--Andy
why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:35 pm
by ljex
caymanmew wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.
Send it to [player]the_dice[/player].
--Andy
why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!
Funny you dont complain when you win 70 vs 90 against me to win a game...
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:46 pm
by Caymanmew
ljex wrote:caymanmew wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.
Send it to [player]the_dice[/player].
--Andy
why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!
Funny you dont complain when you win 70 vs 90 against me to win a game...
that was weeks ago
and that i had 26.1 odds he had 8.6 chance of winning
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:58 pm
by trapyoung
Someone beat me 4v18 once, but you're supposed to bitch in game chat, get over it, and play the game
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:16 pm
by jimboston
I just realized this thread was started in July 2009 and got a necrobump by Goldbar this year.
Too funny!
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:30 pm
by ljex
caymanmew wrote:ljex wrote:caymanmew wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.
Send it to [player]the_dice[/player].
--Andy
why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!
Funny you dont complain when you win 70 vs 90 against me to win a game...
that was weeks ago
and that i had 26.1 odds he had 8.6 chance of winning
I guess you forgot that you won with 20 left...
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:32 pm
by Caymanmew
ljex wrote:caymanmew wrote:ljex wrote:caymanmew wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:No, don't send it to that thedice.
Send it to [player]the_dice[/player].
--Andy
why dont ya tell the dice to fix the dice...some guy attacked me and won a 5-9 with 3 left!
Funny you dont complain when you win 70 vs 90 against me to win a game...
that was weeks ago
and that i had 26.1 odds he had 8.6 chance of winning
I guess you forgot that you won with 20 left...
will ya ever drop it?
Re: dice rolls are very messed up
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:02 pm
by jefjef
I eliminated the last tert protected by a one for a trips win today!
ANDI broke a bonus guarded by a one in another game! The cubes are ON FIRE!