Conquer Club

Blitzaholic wrote:well done Francis, some solid players in your clan I see

If you were named the Murdering Pirates instead of the fat mermaids, you may have a psychological edge before the game even starts or scare people away

they have Bogan on their roster, meaning they can call them self hell hounds with visual evidence presented and people would still laugh at them...

freakns wrote:

Blitzaholic wrote:well done Francis, some solid players in your clan I see

If you were named the Murdering Pirates instead of the fat mermaids, you may have a psychological edge before the game even starts or scare people away

they have Bogan on their roster, meaning they can call them self hell hounds with visual evidence presented and people would still laugh at them...

What is it with nemesis fruity boys and stalking me. If you really want to join the pirates just ask freaky, and we can arrange some test games, I'm sure HA would be happy to get rid of your sparrow molesting corpse

Francis I would really like to join your clan...Please accept my request.

Thanks,
Scott (HaireWolf1)

Yes, no, get lost, any response?

Thanks,
Scott (HaireWolf1)

HaireWolf1 wrote:Yes, no, get lost, any response?

Thanks,
Scott (HaireWolf1)

Have already replied to you mate, at some detail. Thanks for your interest, and every thing else I said in the pm's we exchanged

I have 3 questions for BoganGod

1) Is megaswoman the fat mermaid?
2) How can "The Fat Mermaid" be in the clan if her score is not above the required 1500?
3) Can i join this clan it seems like a good fit (i realize my turns aren't above 97% but if an exception is made for "The Fat Mermaid" cant one be made for me?)

Please Let me know if you will accept me into your clan.

ljex wrote:I have 3 questions for BoganGod

1) Is megaswoman the fat mermaid?
2) How can "The Fat Mermaid" be in the clan if her score is not above the required 1500?
3) Can i join this clan it seems like a good fit (i realize my turns aren't above 97% but if an exception is made for "The Fat Mermaid" cant one be made for me?)

Please Let me know if you will accept me into your clan.

Go back to your barbie dolls and volleyball boys kid. Waste other peoples time. I suggest you apply to waters fury you would fit in perfectly.

BoganGod wrote:

ljex wrote:I have 3 questions for BoganGod

1) Is megaswoman the fat mermaid?
2) How can "The Fat Mermaid" be in the clan if her score is not above the required 1500?
3) Can i join this clan it seems like a good fit (i realize my turns aren't above 97% but if an exception is made for "The Fat Mermaid" cant one be made for me?)

Please Let me know if you will accept me into your clan.

Go back to your barbie dolls and volleyball boys kid. Waste other peoples time. I suggest you apply to waters fury you would fit in perfectly.

can i join this clan? if you guys will make an exception for ljex, cant one be made for me?

here are my stipulations if i am to join your clan:

1. ljex will take over flaming responsibilities for the brethren immediately.
2. draq stops drinking, and getting involved with furries.
3. bogan takes tourney organizing classes.
4. megaswoman goes on a strict diet.
5. jefjef is kicked out.

let me know guys!

Sorry ronc, not taking applications from known multi's of trolls that pretend to be children. Get to know a few pirates, play games with them etc, then send me a pm. JefJef stays as long as he wants to. If you join you will have to serve an apprenticeship as JefJef's bitch/body slave. He is the head pirate troll, I'm learning a lot from him

Obviously the beautiful ms. megaswoman has not seen the comments above, as those two still live.... nicely handled Bogan, nicely done....

peanutsdad wrote:Obviously the beautiful ms. megaswoman has not seen the comments above, as those two still live.... nicely handled Bogan, nicely done....

Thanks mate, didn't want to draw her attention to it. Ronc whilst in need of a lesson, doesn't deserve to be killed in a drawn out horrible public fashion

Sirron sent me here. He said I would find plenty of rum and booty...

well, Bogan will share his booty with you(although for that you dont even need to be in a clan), but as for rum, there is a rumour Drag drink it all during latest council.

freakns wrote:well, Bogan will share his booty with you(although for that you dont even need to be in a clan), but as for rum, there is a rumour Drag drink it all during latest council.

He only drank what megas's parrot left. That parrot is a menace

Sgt.Bobo wrote:Sirron sent me here. He said I would find plenty of rum and booty...

You will indeed PM sent to you and sirron

Where to from here? We are not accepting applicants for membership at present, should we still have a thread here? Its a bit cruel to dangle what you can't have in front of the desperate......

and i was just thinking of joining in
as you may see sheeplover, your worst nightmare is back!
as for my application, im lousy player, i would cheat you and sell clan info to other clans, im prolly worst team player in history of cc, i would drink all your rum and i have no social skills what so ever...
that being said, i do have pictures of HA, Bogan and Genoke doing ménage à trois, and im not afraid to use them!

freakns wrote:and i was just thinking of joining in
as you may see sheeplover, your worst nightmare is back!
as for my application, im lousy player, i would cheat you and sell clan info to other clans, im prolly worst team player in history of cc, i would drink all your rum and i have no social skills what so ever...
that being said, i do have pictures of HA, Bogan and Genoke doing ménage à trois, and im not afraid to use them!

Sorry, that position is already taken by me