Conquer Club

AeroMate wrote:

Please do not post any personal info here. I do not want to know what his real name is, his date of birth, where he is from or anything. I am simply looking for a second opinion as to what his age group is, since it affects the way I see him as a person.

Well let's see... My name is Red, I am old enough to drink from your dad's wine cellar... My profile used to specify that my location was Florida Gators Swampland... Opinion of me? A drunken Sailor ranging from 21 to 85 years, but nimble enough to steal your dad's wine... King_Herpes nicely put it that I was a reptilian from a ancient Somarian civilization.

I will not waste time with someone I warned 5 times to not join without equalitarian rank... I have no respect... PWNAGE!

I respect his age on the basis that he uses, for the most part, proper grammar, and his diction is decent.

demonfork wrote:

oVo wrote:I don't wanna grow up because I'm young at heart.

The real version...

I don't want to grow up

Though this may be true, Tom Waits song is far superior.

The Neon Peon wrote:

AeroMate wrote:I will not waste time with someone I warned 5 times to not join without equalitarian rank... I have no respect... PWNAGE!

Because points are the most important thing in your life. Personally, I would rather not wait 45 minutes for one of my 1v1s to fill. (I have seen it happen to you on multiple occasions, even for normal maps)

Points arent the most important thing in my life, there are the babes on Bayview and the Boobs at the Bar! Really, It is hard to progress at this stage when people of skill play me for my points when they are only the rank of Bloody Sergeant. I am playing for 10 points while risking 40!
That is 4 wins for me and 1 loss and that equals 0 net points. So why should I play a low rank of equal skill, no thanks!

demonfork wrote:Furthermore "pwnage" is a term that has been around for 20 years so it is hardly a term that is only reserved for "typical teenagers".

but when adults use the word because they want to 'fit in' with all the teenagers and 'be cool' then it is very sad.

FredVIII wrote:

demonfork wrote:Furthermore "pwnage" is a term that has been around for 20 years so it is hardly a term that is only reserved for "typical teenagers".

but when adults use the word because they want to 'fit in' with all the teenagers and 'be cool' then it is very sad.

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."---Mark Twain

Limey Lyons wrote:Hypothetical.

You and your grandson like conquer club and live in the same house. why pay for two accounts when you can play unlimited games on one?

because one will get you perma-banned, and the other will bring you hours of limitless joy and frustration... vace cooper and his wife, fwblb, both have their own accounts and live in the same house and use the same computer. sure, they could try to beat the system and limit their house to one shared account, but that would be cheating and grounds for a perma-ban. the rules are the rules, and they are not that hard to follow. i don't understand why everyone is so shocked when they get booted for abusing accounts... 1 house, 2 people, 2 accounts, simple enough...-0

FredVIII wrote:ive been wondering the same thing about demonfork...

both of these players claim to be grown up but act no differently to teenagers like lany, mani, torres, myself, etc etc

who's mani?

Georgerx7di wrote:who's mani?

Just some kid, with more money than brains.

owenshooter wrote:

Limey Lyons wrote:Hypothetical.

You and your grandson like conquer club and live in the same house. why pay for two accounts when you can play unlimited games on one?

because one will get you perma-banned, and the other will bring you hours of limitless joy and frustration... vace cooper and his wife, fwblb, both have their own accounts and live in the same house and use the same computer. sure, they could try to beat the system and limit their house to one shared account, but that would be cheating and grounds for a perma-ban. the rules are the rules, and they are not that hard to follow. i don't understand why everyone is so shocked when they get booted for abusing accounts... 1 house, 2 people, 2 accounts, simple enough...-0

Why did you go under there Owen?

If you choose not to inflict your personality on everyone in the forums or in game chat, how could you possibly be caught? Are there any cases of this type of multi being banned??