Conquer Club

jonesthecurl wrote:I sell the old one.

Now, that's flogging a dead horse.*
btw, yes you are. are you a bloated watery zombie? riding on a horse?


*does this work in American slang too?

It does, I buy the horse and run away

i transfer the horse to an electronic horse and have my electronic self ride it

Sunspots.

i steal the horse, bury it alive in a vat of toxic goop, then after thousands of years and everybody is dead, it lives. then spirtual self rides it

during those thousands of years i kill that LED ZEPPELINER dude chuck norris style and buy myself a new horse. TRY TO STOP THE POWER OF THE CHUCK, I DARE YA!

chuck decides to make another season of walker texas ranger and it´s so embarrassingly horrible that the texan governor has to give him the death penalty.
Chuck would of course easily kill all the real police and rangers, but since he wants to follow the law he dies in the chair.
When Satan realises norris will spend the afterlife in his domains he chooses an early retirement and make me his replacement.
I don´t care about the new horse - potatohead can keep it.. but because I am now the Devil I own the souls and other belongings of everyone who listens to rock´n´roll..
this includes ledzeppeliners spiritual self and of course... the old horse

+ =hell angel! he takes horse then eats it.

viking97 wrote:O:) + =hell angel! he takes horse then eats it.

i make it get thrown up and i take the horse away, AND RIDE IT

your supposed to ride it, so i ride it

but...what's the name of the horse?

darth emperor wrote:but...what's the name of the horse?

The horses name is Shadowfax and he only rides for one rider: Gandalf. Is there a person here with that name???

theusual1 wrote:

darth emperor wrote:but...what's the name of the horse?

The horses name is Shadowfax and he only rides for one rider: Gandalf. Is there a person here with that name???

Right here

I'm reading lord of the rings lol.

sailorseal wrote:

theusual1 wrote:

darth emperor wrote:but...what's the name of the horse?

The horses name is Shadowfax and he only rides for one rider: Gandalf. Is there a person here with that name???

Right here

All lies!!! I have found the rightful owner: [player]Gandalf123[/player]. Only this player, unless more gandalfs appear, has the power to end this game and take the horse for his own. Until then of course we can still kill each other over the horse.

Your horsey has a wickle baby. I nurture it for 3 years, then hop on and fukovski. You can't catch meeeeeeee

xelabale wrote:Your horsey has a wickle baby. I nurture it for 3 years, then hop on and fukovski. You can't catch meeeeeeee

Shadowfax is male and in this game ther has only been one horse. For your horse to actually exist we need another female horse. If this was the case then there could be as many horses as we want and so we wouldn't need to kill each other any more. Effectively, you have ruined the game

theusual1 wrote:

xelabale wrote:Your horsey has a wickle baby. I nurture it for 3 years, then hop on and fukovski. You can't catch meeeeeeee

Shadowfax is male and in this game ther has only been one horse. For your horse to actually exist we need another female horse. If this was the case then there could be as many horses as we want and so we wouldn't need to kill each other any more. Effectively, you have ruined the game

In this game male horses can give birth under exceptional circumstances. Also on page 1 a second horse was bought. Who knows what went on when noone was looking, between posts

You are a sad sad person to have actually gone and looked that up.
You are fined one horse for being so sad.
I ride off on it.

Being sad, I had put my name tag on the horse, like I do with my school blazer and cap. A passing bobby sees the name tag and returns the horse to it's rightful owner. I quickly throw away my schoolboy disguise, re-spray the horse an I'm off into the distance.

I stand behind the tree...run out..flash you as you approach...you fall off the horse... I cl.imb on and ride away with the horse.

Ha! I flash the horse, he throws you. I take the horse.

[rides off thinking "that was silly, I could have let the horse go, Clapper was at my mercy...and I know she's not wearing underwear."]

ha..who told you that? I thought i had pink ones on..just for blitz... lassos a rope to some near by tress catching you by the neck on your ride by...takes the horse while you are getting back up on your feet! buh bye

[asks passing stranger]
"Who was that pink-pantied rider?"

Why don't you know, son? That'sRest of answer drowned out by "William Tell Overture"...

When you begin your story I steal the horse and ride away