Conquer Club

luns101 wrote:My list:

1. Iz Man (how could this guy not be on anybody's list?)
2. Nobunaga
3. Backglass*
4. Jay*
5. HeavyCola
6. CrazyAnglican
7. Clapper
8. Serbia
9. Juan Bottom
10. Norse

*They would both have to sit next to each other

I laugh out loud at your comedy.

"I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else" - George Thorogood.

apey wrote:To hard how bout we just rob a liquor store and throw a party and everyone (except the little kids) is invited



ps and nobody ahem bes and nicky is getting lucky

Oh I'd be lucky to have your company for a drink

black elk speaks wrote:

apey wrote:To hard how bout we just rob a liquor store and throw a party and everyone (except the little kids) is invited



ps and nobody ahem bes and nicky is getting lucky

but you haven't even seen my hands

Its never a good sign, when a mans biggest selling point is his hands...

diddle wrote:

black elk speaks wrote:

apey wrote:To hard how bout we just rob a liquor store and throw a party and everyone (except the little kids) is invited



ps and nobody ahem bes and nicky is getting lucky

but you haven't even seen my hands

Its never a good sign, when a mans biggest selling point is his hands...

But you haven't seen my tongue


Or my meaty throbbing cock.

I can only think of 7....

Bashful
Doc
Dopey
Grumpy
Happy
Sleepy
Sneezy

diddle wrote:

black elk speaks wrote:

apey wrote:To hard how bout we just rob a liquor store and throw a party and everyone (except the little kids) is invited



ps and nobody ahem bes and nicky is getting lucky

but you haven't even seen my hands

Its never a good sign, when a mans biggest selling point is his hands...

You mean you have never heard what they say about a man with big hands?

he has big gloves?

spaceghst44 wrote:he has big gloves?

when you spread your fingers out, your cock is the same in length as the distance between the tip of your pinkie and the tip of your thumb.

That's not true in my case. My thumb is double jointed, giving the impression that I'm a horse of a man.

apey
clapper
xruan
red
h2sy
diddle
tom
hulmey
lovo
OP(just to rob his ass when he is shitfaced)

thats my list

Nickbaldwin wrote:That's not true in my case. My thumb is double jointed, giving the impression that I'm a horse of a man.

you should use that to your advantage.

black elk speaks, must you hijack every thread?


1. lackattack
2. Twill
3. Dancing Mustard
4. Juan_Bottom
5. jbrettlip
6. mpjh
7. jonesthecurl
8. InkL0sed (when he's old enough)
9. owenshooter
10. Smokingdude420



Drinking will help us plan!

1. hecter - (Like the first friend on CC)
2. Vincent M - (Funnier then hell)
3. Static-Ice - (Pretty cool guy from what i can tell)
4. Diddle - (Most random son of a bitch ever)
5. Clapper - (Same reason as everybody else)
6. Wicked - (For angry red-headed sex)
7. Koolbak - (Old fart get together)
8. Glide - (Same reason as above)
9. Wiggybowler - (Partner in Crime)
10. Xruan - (Shes just as goofy as me)

For anyone i did not list, f*ck you, you wouldnt of listed me anyways

pimpdave wrote:black elk speaks, must you hijack every thread?


1. lackattack
2. Twill
3. Dancing Mustard

Ass Kiss!

I drink alone.

1. tom_pingu (He has heard the big talk and probably wants to see me do it. No problem)
2. Koganosi (We wanted to get hammered for a few weeks now, but still didn't get to it)
3. pilot16 (Whisky for him, beer for me. Golden combination)
4. aliblabla (A real life friend. We sort of have a drugs/hate-relation)
5-10 My multies, I still have to find the person capable of keeping up.

riggable wrote:I drink alone.

that is one neat avatar.

can i buy you a beer?

DAZMCFC wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:

luns101 wrote:A question: are these 10 people on our list the ones buying or are we stuck with the bill?

I ask for clarification on that because some of the people on my list can really down some beer.

i think i'd get the first round and so-on through the list. then we start again. by the second lot of rounds, i think there maybe not as many drinkers.

O rly?
I've seen groups of 7 or 8 people get to the 4th round.

this is 11. i think 16 pints of Stronbow Cider would put most on their backs.

mmm... Strongbow. I agree 100% with Tonk's assessment in that they would be delicious.

black elk speaks wrote:when you spread your fingers out, your cock is the same in length as the distance between the tip of your pinkie and the tip of your thumb.

Holy Shit.! ET's dick must be HUGE!

Backglass wrote:

black elk speaks wrote:when you spread your fingers out, your cock is the same in length as the distance between the tip of your pinkie and the tip of your thumb.

Holy Shit.! ET's dick must be HUGE!

Wait a second! I heard that aliens have "other" forms of genitalia......
OH MY GOD! That is ET's dick, and it is impregnating that kid!

Post needs to be edited for pornographic content.

pimpdave wrote:black elk speaks, must you hijack every thread?

shut up dave you whinging twat.

DAZMCFC wrote:

pimpdave wrote:black elk speaks, must you hijack every thread?

shut up dave you whinging twat.

Drinking will help me shut up.

black elk speaks wrote:

spaceghst44 wrote:he has big gloves?

when you spread your fingers out, your cock is the same in length as the distance between the tip of your pinkie and the tip of your thumb.

Oh come on, thats what 12 year olds talk about when they're bored in class. Don't tell me you actually buy that?

1.Clapper
2.Happy2cu
3.Xruan
4.Apey
5.Beastly
6.Tom
7.Prowler
8.Chaosfactor
9.Hecter
10.Hotblondwithbod

There are a few others that simply didn't make the cut.

diddle wrote:

black elk speaks wrote:

spaceghst44 wrote:he has big gloves?

when you spread your fingers out, your cock is the same in length as the distance between the tip of your pinkie and the tip of your thumb.

Oh come on, thats what 12 year olds talk about when they're bored in class. Don't tell me you actually buy that?

lets test it

diddle, get naked