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Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:52 pm
by MeDeFe
hecter wrote:dcowboys055 wrote:Well most people consider Jesus to be both human and god (sometimes calling him Jesus to refer to human side and Christ to refer to god side) so as a human he is not the Christian God, but as a god, he is part of the Holy Trinity, yes.
Is it just me or does this make no sense?
So Christians view him as a God... But he's not the Christian God... Even though the Holy Trinity is God and Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity.
he's weird, I already told you so.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:53 pm
by hecter
MeDeFe wrote:hecter wrote:dcowboys055 wrote:Well most people consider Jesus to be both human and god (sometimes calling him Jesus to refer to human side and Christ to refer to god side) so as a human he is not the Christian God, but as a god, he is part of the Holy Trinity, yes.
Is it just me or does this make no sense?
So Christians view him as a God... But he's not the Christian God... Even though the Holy Trinity is God and Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity.
he's weird, I already told you so.
Clearly...
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:58 pm
by Juan_Bottom
Iliad wrote:and don't forget he couldn't even have sex with mary, the holy ghost had to do that
Excellent point, my friend. God had a totally hot virgin, and
still couldn't get it up. Any of you young men out there ever had that problem? doubt it.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:05 pm
by dcowboys055
hecter wrote:dcowboys055 wrote:Well most people consider Jesus to be both human and god (sometimes calling him Jesus to refer to human side and Christ to refer to god side) so as a human he is not the Christian God, but as a god, he is part of the Holy Trinity, yes.
Is it just me or does this make no sense?
So Christians view him as a God... But he's not the Christian God... Even though the Holy Trinity is God and Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity.
They view him as godly, not just a normal human being like you or me. But he is not THE Christian God, who is his father, and who Christians believe created the Earth. I don't see why that is so hard to follow, even if you don't believe in it yourself.
The Holy Trinity is a bit less straight forward, "the one God exists in three Persons and one substance, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit". He is one being, but represented by 3 beings, the holy father, the holy son, and the holy spirit, Jesus (Christ) being the holy son.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:08 pm
by hecter
dcowboys055 wrote:hecter wrote:dcowboys055 wrote:Well most people consider Jesus to be both human and god (sometimes calling him Jesus to refer to human side and Christ to refer to god side) so as a human he is not the Christian God, but as a god, he is part of the Holy Trinity, yes.
Is it just me or does this make no sense?
So Christians view him as a God... But he's not the Christian God... Even though the Holy Trinity is God and Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity.
They view him as godly, not just a normal human being like you or me. But he is not THE Christian God, who is his father, and who Christians believe created the Earth. I don't see why that is so hard to follow, even if you don't believe in it yourself.
The Holy Trinity is a bit less straight forward, "the one God exists in three Persons and one substance, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit". He is one being, but represented by 3 beings, the holy father, the holy son, and the holy spirit, Jesus (Christ) being the holy son.
Okay, so God, THE Christian God is represented through the Holy Trinity, three persons, one substance, one of which is the son, Jesus, yet Jesus is not God, even though he's part of the Holy Trinity, which is God.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:13 pm
by dcowboys055
You can try to be difficult all you want but I've pretty clearly explained it as far as explaining it goes. I'm not going to continue to repost the same thing, but one more time then I'm out.
'Okay, so God, THE Christian God is represented through the Holy Trinity, three persons, one substance' Yes
'one of which is the son, Jesus' Yes
'yet Jesus is not God' Yes, not THE god, but godly. goddddly. Not god, godddddly, get it?
'even though he's part of the Holy Trinity, which is God' Yes.
He's part of the representation of THE God, and he is, one more time, godly.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:16 pm
by hecter
MeDeFe wrote:So you're weird and god's male. Got it.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:48 pm
by jonesthecurl
MeDeFe wrote:But can't you say that all one-celled organisms are homosexual since they all have the same sex?
No, because they don't have
any sex. A bit like RustyMonkey.
Maybe Rustymonkey is God.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:18 am
by jay_a2j
dcowboys055 wrote:No but Jesus isn't God...duh. He's God's son.
If that's what you believe have at it, but please don't speak for us Christians.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:00 am
by Dancing Mustard
So that guy who didn't have sex with any women and who spent his days hanging about with men (while wearing a big dress) is God?
It appears that the original proposition has just been strengthened...
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:11 am
by comic boy
dcowboys055 wrote:No but Jesus isn't God...duh. He's God's son.
You are way behind the times,ask any evangelical fruitloop and they will tell you that Jesus is God.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:04 am
by pimpdave
Wasn't God the one who threw a rainbow up as celebration?
Sounds kinda gay.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:10 am
by mpjh
God is Sponge Bob, and yes he is definitely gay.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:33 am
by black elk speaks
i think that god's sexuality would be asexual, seeing that he (it) seems to have no interest in sex whatsoever.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:50 am
by mpjh
You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:19 am
by black elk speaks
mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.
do post a link to that as I can find no such painting. regardless, since you are posing this topic towards the christian god, i would speculate that he is not gay, simply stated, he detests homosexuality. my personal idea of god would not lead him to be gay either, as my got is a natural force that has no physical form, therefor no presence of mind. this is due to the lack of physical ability to think since that seems to require a cpu or brain. i think it is absurd to even pose such a question as the sexuality of the universe's creative power source but since this is not a serious debate, i suppose that true logic and reason can be suspended for the interim.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:06 pm
by jay_a2j
pimpdave wrote:Wasn't God the one who threw a rainbow up as celebration?
Sounds kinda gay.
It is a promise to mankind that God will never again flood the Earth. Which came first the chicken or the egg? God's promise? or a bunch of people claiming the rainbow as "gay pride"?
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:15 pm
by comic boy
jay_a2j wrote:pimpdave wrote:Wasn't God the one who threw a rainbow up as celebration?
Sounds kinda gay.
It is a promise to mankind that God will never again flood the Earth. Which came first the chicken or the egg? God's promise? or a bunch of people claiming the rainbow as "gay pride"?
God promising anything - Simple Conjecture.
Rainbow as Gay pride logo - Very heavily documented.
Only one winner there
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:15 pm
by black elk speaks
jay_a2j wrote:pimpdave wrote:Wasn't God the one who threw a rainbow up as celebration?
Sounds kinda gay.
It is a promise to mankind that God will never again flood the Earth. Which came first the chicken or the egg? God's promise? or a bunch of people claiming the rainbow as "gay pride"?
you would have to ask the DRS for a definitive answer to that question
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:06 pm
by MeDeFe
jonesthecurl wrote:MeDeFe wrote:But can't you say that all one-celled organisms are homosexual since they all have the same sex?
No, because they don't have
any sex. A bit like RustyMonkey.
Maybe Rustymonkey is God.
They exchange genetic material, though, that sounds a lot like having sex, and since they're all the same sex (if they're all sexless it's still the same) they're homosexual. So if god is homosexual he might be a one-celled organism.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:10 pm
by Dancing Mustard
jay_a2j wrote:Which came first the chicken or the egg? God's promise? or a bunch of people claiming the rainbow as "gay pride"?
God knew that homos would adopt the rainbow as a symbol in the future (he's omniscient see...) so his whole super-gay rainbow throwing 'no more floods for you' gesture was a clear indication of the fact that he loved the cawck.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:12 pm
by MeDeFe
Cawck mongler? Wasn't he banned for something?
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:22 pm
by comic boy
MeDeFe wrote:Cawck mongler? Wasn't he banned for something?
I think he was claiming to be God.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:28 pm
by Snorri1234
MeDeFe wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:MeDeFe wrote:But can't you say that all one-celled organisms are homosexual since they all have the same sex?
No, because they don't have
any sex. A bit like RustyMonkey.
Maybe Rustymonkey is God.
They exchange genetic material, though,
Just sometimes.
Re: Is God Homosexual?
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:35 pm
by hecter
mpjh wrote:You only need to look at Goya's painting of The Ecstasy of St. Teresa to realize that god has sex with those that pray hard enough, and she likes women, so definitely gay or should I say lesbian.
That's a sculpture, and it wasn't done by Goya...